Walmart Groper Has Fool Proof Alibi

An 18 year old Florida man was arrested after allegedly groping a woman’s ass outside a dressing room in a Walmart. And why did this happen? According to the sheriff’s report, the man said this:

“Her booty looked so good. I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

Well that’s all the reason anyone should need, isn’t it? If you see something you like, grope it. Hope this guy got a picture of the ass in question for him to submit into evidence for the trial.

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