Tuesday September 5 Daily Links
TUESDAY 9.5
NEWS STORIES
Guilfoyle Interview Gets Awwwwkward
Greg Kelly interviewed Don Jrs fiance Kimberly Guilfoyle on Newsmax and she got real miffed when he called Don Sr her potential future father in law. She made it very clear he was her future father in law not her potential and asked Kelly where he’s been thathe didn’t know that.
Two weeks ago Chris Christie called her Don’s mistress and nobody caught that.
Nikki Haley Confident Americans Won't Vote For Felon
“The American people are not going to vote for a convicted criminal,” Haley said. “The American people are going to vote for someone who can win a general election. I have faith in the American people.”
Your confidence is lost on the rest of us.
Elon Says ADL is Anti Semitic
“The ADL, because they are so aggressive in their demands to ban social media accounts for even minor infractions, are ironically the biggest generators of anti-Semitism on this platform!” wrote Musk on X.
Maybe he’s dyslexic?
Maybe its all those Nazis that have them a bit upsest.
Biden Cant Go Home Home
Biden was trying to explain that his house is currently off limits while Secret Service make it safer, but sounded odd when he said “No, I’m not homeless,” he said. “I just have one home. I have a beautiful home. I’m down here for the day because I can’t go home home.”
Now you sound too young. Like a toddler.
Can You Help Rudy the Loser Get a Lawyer
On Newsmax Rudy pleaded for money so he can hire a top legal team, because he keeps losing when he represents himself.
If Trump had a better lawyer, neither of you would be in this trouble
Plenty of Room at MTG Town Hall
Marjorie Taylor Greene held a Floyd County Town Hall in Rome, which is the largest city in her own district. But the place was pretty empty.
In her defense, wrestling was on tv that night.
Italy and the Blue Crab
Italy is being inundated by blue crab which have no natural predators in the area. They are chomping up fishermans nets and much of the creatures they usually catch.
They should prepare for an influx of Maryland tourists.
We usually handle crabs with a little antibiotic.
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Conspiracy Theorists Say Those Neo Nazis are Feds
Anytime the far right doesn’t want to admit that they have scumbags on their side, they just blow it off claiming the scumbags are feds posing as assholes to discredit them.
Yeah, of course some of the feds are neo nazis but none of these guys are feds.
SPORTS
Aaron Rodgers Back on Brand
While attending the US Open, Rodgers posted a shot of Djokovic, praising the great tennis player, but making sure to strike a line through the ad for Moderna that appeared on the court wall behind him.
Ahh there’s the Aaron Rodgers we know. For a minute it looked like you were focused on football.
Coach Prime in the NFL?
Deion Sanders is doing so well coaching college football that everyone’s asking when he’ll step up to the NFL, and will it be the cowboys. Prime says no.
His act won’t work with adults. It’s perfect for teens.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Tampa Mafia Story Heading to Hollywood
Angelo Bedami, a convicted drug smuggler and son of an alleged hit man, and mafia boss, says he told his story to someone in Hollywood and thinks there’s a good chance we could see his story on the big screen.
You didn’t hea? I’m ova hea now.
Key West Honors Jimmy Buffett
The place where it all started held a parade to honor Jimmy Buffett for his life, his music, and all that he symbolized.
It’s sad we lost him but few people had a better life .
DJ Diplo Rats Out Which Celebs Snuck Out of Burning Man
While police told tens of thousands they had to sit in the mud and wait, a pack of celebrities walked the fuck out without looking back and DJ Diplo ratted them out. “[Rock] had his New York Knicks jacket on and he just got up with us and started walking. And we walked about three hours in the mud. He was happy. It was me, I think Cindy Crawford walked with us. Kaia Gerber, Austin Butler, Randy Gerber, a writer, a couple of producers from TV, a couple of people who just wanted to get home to their children. They didn’t take no for an answer.
This is a who’s who of dull rich people.
Woody Allen Speaks at Venice
Woody talked about making what may be his last film, in France, and called cancel culture silly.
Its a shame he wasn’t cancelled in 2004. He’d be a legend forever.
Vice Looks at the King of the Believers in Aliens
The highest ranking alien conspiracy theorist is the Former defense minister to Canada.
This is what happens when you’ve got nothing else to do.
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VIRAL & TRENDING
Truth Social Might Not Last Much Longer
If Zuckerberg couldn’t make it work how would these guys.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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