According to a new book, Steve Bannon once prepped Jeffrey Epstein for a 60 Minutes interview that was supposed to take place after Epstein’s arrest – the interview never happened. Bannon told him to maintain he wasn’t a pedophile and not share his views on race. Check out the big brain on Steve.

Read more at the Guardian.

A company called Colossal has raised $15 million to begin trying to resurrect wooly mammoths and release them back into the wild.

Read more at the NYT.

George Church is launching a company to bring back the wooly mammoth and reintroduce it to Siberia: https://t.co/Wsq7xKcDHD

— Michael Moyer (@mmoyr) September 13, 2021

The Woz is gearing up to be the first company that gets hired to deal with garbage in space.

Finally some action IN space after 35 years of doing nothing but taking up space.

Read more at gizmodo.

43 allegations of sexual abuse ranging the full gamut from inappropriate behavior to rape have been released in a new report.

Assault in so many different languages.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

As some suspected, that press release from Walmart announcing they were going to start accepting crypto was fake.

Fake press release, fake currency, to buy fake frosted flakes.

Read more at CNBC

After 34 years, the home of plush beasts and mermaids and dress up Disney costumes will shut their doors in all locations.

Where am I gonna get my Mickey Mouse plates!?!?!?

Read more at Gawker.

Peyton and Eli Manning called their first MNF game and the response has been one of almost universal joy from the internet. Everyone loved them. Which means no one actually likes watching football.

LMAOOO a fire alarm went off in Eli's place. pic.twitter.com/LRa2qUDzDI

— Austin (@rondarouseyszn) September 14, 2021

Peyton and Eli 😭😭😭😭😭

"shocking that a helmet doesn't fit you they didnt have a 2xl helmet to fit that forehead??" pic.twitter.com/2h0EpoENWK

— Tony X (@soIoucity) September 14, 2021

Not even 3 mins in, and already, Peyton & Eli are having incredible fun doing this 🤣 pic.twitter.com/guYOfmMJcU

— TWDTV (@TWDTV1) September 14, 2021

For $18 bucks you can get maggot ketchup on your hot dog at the Meadowlands. What’s not to like?

Watch the video on Twitter.

That’s what happens when you put ketchup on your hot dog pic.twitter.com/eXszYlxtjS

— Barstool New York (@BS_NewYork) September 13, 2021

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Nikki Minaj went anti-vaxx on Twitter and got a lot of blowback, including from Meghan McCain. Nikki told her to eat shit. Megan’s left the View, Nikki, she’s not eating shit anymore.

Read more at Newsweek.

Insiders say AT&T sold off the entire TMZ franchise for under 50 mill.

How come TMZ didn’t break this story?

Read more at THR.

Oh Dave. Don’t whine while you’re winning.

Read more at mediaite.

This is good. Barstool bad. pic.twitter.com/i9tgdEzVTp

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 13, 2021

Remember when Shar said it was her idea to leave the view and she was fine? Welllll…..it wasn’t really true. Turns out she felt betrayed and set up over the circumstances that led to her departure. After getting some advice from Sara Gilbert, she started 3 months of Ketamine treatment.

Luckily her husband has a lot of Ketamine.

Read more at Daily Mail

One click and a photo of a friend, and you can have AI put that face into a porn flick.

Oh great, this will save me from taping a picture of my neighbor onto a pic of Jenna Jamieson.

Read more at Technology Review.

Marvel’s “Eternals”, Ridley Scott ‘s “The Last Duel”, animated feature “Ron’s Gone Wrong”, epic musical “West Side Story” and sequel “The King’s Man” will only be available in theaters.

There’s five movies I won’t see until next year.

Read more at NY Post

People who say they are from Jack Nicholson’s inner circle are leaking news that the 84 year old acting legend has not been seen in a year because he is suffering from dementia. “His mind is gone” an alleged insider told gossip rags.

Or he’s just an 84 year old man trying to avoid a raging global pandemic.

Read more at radaronline.

According to Sally Loeza’s viral Tik Tok, young people bus their own tables, and old people are disgusting. She’s very proud of how she left her table, plates neatly stacked at the end, crumbs swept. And she’s disgusted with how a bunch of olds left their table. Like a place where people ate.

Despite getting some support in the comments, plenty of others wrote in that they are servers and hate when people stack. “It ruins my flow and the way I do it. Best to just tidy it up instead,” said one server, and there were plenty more.

Sorry Heloise but you’re not that helpful.

Read more at Daily Dot.

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Younger generation vs older generation 🤭 #genz #boomers #restaurantlife #waitressproblems

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