Two independent sources claim Elon Musk said during a meeting, that he plans to convert his X platform into a dating site.

Literally no one is looking for a new dating site.

Read more at mediaite.

A judge gave capitol riot defendant Vitali GossJankowsk jail time and he wasn’t having it- scuffling with court officers who came to take him to jail.
At least he’s using his experience.

Read more at newsweek.

Ron DeSantis got asked about wearing lifts in his cowboy boots during an interview on the PDB podcast, and asked why doesn’t he wear tennis shoes. The host offered him a pair of free flat shoes, and Ron said, I don’t accept gifts.

This is like asking a guy to show you his asshole.

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1719095369412284594?s=20

Google has been the target of a Federal antitrust suit since early September challenging its total domination of the search engine space, and by extension, how the internet is indexed.

This is a great idea, said alta vista

Read more at vox.

Will Levi made his debut with the Tennesse Titans this week and his sisters who went viral during the NFL draft, were thrilled after he threw four TDs during his debut game.

After the draft, this could be the 30 for 30.

Read more at NY Post.

https://x.com/RGIII/status/1718740626496279031?s=20

He’s had a rough year, trying to make his Million Dollar picks. In fact, if you bet along with him, you’d be down almost a mill this year, so he’s thinking of cutting the segment.

He should come to lockdown.

Read more at lockdown.

Boomer went on X and posted that the Giants should have won the game, as the ref failed to properly spot the ball right before the Jets spiked it with one second left. But the Ref did touch the ball, which is all that has to happen for the ref to spot the ball and fans were quick to point out his error.

Wow who would expect Boomer to be stupid

Read more at awful announcing

https://x.com/7BOOMERESIASON/status/1718793364621955418?s=20

This young Dolphins fan is channeling his inner Mike McDaniel.

Someone just won Halloween.

He even got the watch 😭👏

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— NFL (@NFL) October 29, 2023

Amazon MGM Studios is in the midst of early development for a TV series adaptation of the classic 80’s horror film “Poltergeist.”

So they never get rid of the ghosts?

Read more at The Wrap.

Cranston will host a celebrity poker tournament in Los Angeles on November 12 with stars Jason Alexander, Adam Carolla, Tony Denison, Hunter Doohan, Andy Garcia, Jon Hamm, Amy Landecker, Peter MacKenzie, Camryn Manheim, Steve Mason, Kevin Nealon, Mekhi Phifer, Kevin Pollak, Krysten Ritter, Bradley Whitford and more. Lights! Camera! Ante Up! will raise money for the Entertainment Community Fund.

That’s great, why don’t you guys just give the money, without playing poker.

Read more at THR

The pop hip hop icon sang the Nation’s anthem at the Milwaukee Bucks game and as you can imagine, he sang it poorly.

At least everyone knew what time it was.

Read more at mediaite.

The critically adored music and talk series, Live From Daryl’s House, is coming back after 5 years off. The long running web series will return to YouTube on November 1, with a season that includes guest like

Well that cost us Tom Petty and Prince.

Read more at Variety.

Pronounced eeejbowl, it means I Just Burst Out Laughing and the NYT says its taking over as the acronym of choice for a laugh reaction in text.

This will only be used by people over 55

Read more at NY Times

After learning that Matthew Perry died in his jacuzzi, Kevin Brennan posted HAHAHAHAHAH, which really upset some people. Then when he was asked “Why is drowning in a hot tub funny,” he replied: “Because it’s not very deep.”

At least he didn’t do something to Gary Gulman.

Read more at Deadline.

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