An Amish guy with earbuds and jacket with a zipper??

Maybe he’s on a very very late in life rumspringa??

Read more at newsweek.com.

@realDonaldTrump
Trump’s campaign should do their homework before hiring their “Supporters”.

The Amish fellow in the left of this picture is shown wearing earbuds and jacket with a zipper;the Amish shun both. And, wait for it……..
Amish don’t VOTE! pic.twitter.com/X9c3XOXtOS

— Newton Brock (@NewtonBrock3) October 26, 2020

Listen to this Trump riff on the Amish: "We have Pennsylvania Dutch…They're great people…Pennsylvania Dutch are voting en masse…Hard workers, incredible craftsmen. You've done work for me over the years, I'll tell ya. They can throw up a barn in about two days" #TrumpRally pic.twitter.com/LGEUeg14fh

— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) October 26, 2020

Just released today, the waddling baby yoda toy is predicted to be the smash of the season

Finally lonely people have someone to binge watch the next season of Mandolorian with.

Read more at io9gizmodo

New Baby Yoda toys, merch unveiled for 'Mando Monday' ahead of 'Mandalorian' premiere this Friday https://t.co/wcSEN6DSlc

— ABC11 EyewitnessNews (@ABC11_WTVD) October 27, 2020

You can always clear your head and reset in the middle of your work day with a shower.

Also working from home perk: never showering.

Read more at wellandgood.com.

Susan Collins is the sole Republican who didn’t vote to confirm the newest Supreme Court justice.

Voting to confirm beer loving frat bro Brett Kavanaugh when you could have made a difference and opposing Barrett when you knew it couldn’t make a difference. Brave!!!

Read more at thehill.com.

Billionaire Bill Gross is being sued by his neighbors Mark Towfiq and Carol Nakahara for allegedly blasting the theme from Gilligan’s Island at all hours. The couple claim that it’s an attempt to get them to drop a complaint against Gross over a $1 million lawn sculpture that is blocking their view. As a counter, they plan to play ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’ on loop.

Read more at ew.com.

“One thing we’ve seen in a lot of the Black community, which is mostly Democrat, is that President (Donald) Trump’s policies are the policies that can help people break out of the problems that they’re complaining about,” Jared Kushner said Monday morning. “But he can’t want them to be successful more than they want to be successful.”

Well Jared Kushner understands striving for success with hard work and dedication. He was born with a rich daddy
and then married an heiress.

It don’t come easy.

Read more at cnn.com.

Cowboys defensive coordinator Mike Nolan had to interrupt his weekly conference call with reporters after he accidentally rubbed tabasco sauce in his eye. Nolan, already under fire for the team’s poor defense this season, returned to the presser after getting his eye cleaned out. As punishment, Jerry Jones has banned all condiments until the team wins a game.

Read more at espn.com.

Jon Gruden said on a conference call that the Raiders are on the cutting edge of beating the coronavirus. No matter who wins the election, Jon Gruden needs to be the next person running the health policy of the United States.

Read more at profootballtalk.nbcsports.com.

Slate asked why did people stop rushing the field after a World Series win and they came to the conclusion that it all came down to the 1980 series where cops had dogs on the field to keep the fans at bay and its never been the same since.

Read more at slate.com.

Dez Bryabnt is signing with the Ravens to play this season. Next they’ll be picking up LaDainian Tomlison to be their next starting running back.

Read more at nfl.com.

Jerry Jones called into 105.3 The Fan to discuss the Cowboys and told the hosts to shut up when he was asked if there’s a leadership void on the team. They could have also asked if there’s an intelligence void in Jerry’s old noggin. Jump to 14:40 to listen to the exchange.

Read more at usatoday.

People are getting their PS5’s and now they’re doing the next obvious thing – unboxing them for everyone to see. It’s kinda like your old PS4 but now you gotta buy this one to play any new games. Pretty cool.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22The%20PS5%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

Rachel Dolezal, a former NAACP chapter president who passed herself off as Black, is now charging $37 per clip on Cameo. For an extra $20, she’ll wish you Happy Birthday dressed as Beyoncé.

Read more at pagesix.com.

In the new Rainsford music video ‘Love Me Like You Hate Me’, Shia LaBeouf and Margaret Qualley appear nude and have simulated sex scenes. Rainsford is the stage name for Margaret’s sister Rainey and their mother, Andie McDowell, called the somber short film, ‘stunning’. This gives new meaning to the term, ‘family affair’.

Read more at yahoo.

Love Me Like You Hate Me (2020) from LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner on Vimeo.

You would think that the Kazakh American Community would be thrilled with the great publicity they
get from the Borat films. Nope. Don’t like it at all.

Wah wah wee wah.

Read more at variety.

Hey Zoomers Albert isn’t just a cartoon fish. He was once the funniest person of his generation.

Then he stopped….

….and became a cartoon fish.

Read more at melmagazine.com.

Wolfgang Van Halen wants you to stop saying he will join Sammy Michael and Alex in a new version
of Van Halen.

Still, it would be cool.

Read more at cnn.com.

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