The NY Mayor is being mocked for trying to pass himself off as bilingual by having an AI version of himself record messages in Spanish to call spanish speaking citizens with prerecorded messages.

AI should only be used to recommend football picks.

Read more at NY Post.

While in Israel, Mitt Romney and Chuck Schumer had to be shuffled into a shelter during a rocket attack.

You just made Trump pro Palestine.

Read more at CBS News.

The company is blaming mounting debts and opioid related lawsuits for driving them to the decision.

If they need a good lawyer, the pillow man is available and needs some extra cash

Read more at reuters.

D.L. Hughley says he’s got Gigi’s back after an entire government condemned her for supporting Israeli and Pakistani people over either the leaders of Israel or Hamas.

We’re fine with the post but not buying into this bradley cooper thing.

Read more at pagesix.

The man was doing 90 in a 55, but the ticket said he owed $1.4 million and a phone call said if he wasn’t willing to pay the ticket he had to go before a judge. ‘This might be a typo’ and she said, ‘No, sir, you either pay the amount on the ticket or you come to court on Dec. 21 at 1:30 p.m.,’” The number came from the e-citation software used by the local Recorder’s Court that is automatically applied to “super speeders,” anyone caught going more than 35 miles over the speed limit

Luckily he just won the lottery.

Read more at NY Post.

While calling the Raiders Pats game, Romo said “I always wondered in this situation right here, you can go for one and obviously you make it where a field goal wins the game,” Romo said to first acknowledge the obvious, since the score was now 19-16 prior to the extra point attempt. “But I always thought, if you go for two and you get it, Jim, then you can be really aggressive on defense and if they score you’re still down eight points and you got a chance with the ball.”

There’s a reason Romo never played in the Super Bowl

Read more at awful announcing

Everyone’s laughing at Shannon Sharpe’s mess sloppy overdone makeup. Some said he looked like a mean lunch lady.

It’s like he used Rudy Giuliani’s hair colorist to do his tv makeup.

Read more at NY Post.

Maybe he can get a job on the Talk after he stops playing..

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The country star has had a lot of bad press this year, so carrying a really big knife to a kids Pop Warner football game is probably not a good idea.

Crocodile Dundee saw it and said, that’s not a knife…..

Read more at TMZ

Every time Jada Pinkett Smith tries to explain her marriage the public misunderstands but she’s still trying to set the record straight.

Straight? This record looks like it’s been sitting out in the sun on your car’s dashboard.

Read more at AV Club

Britneys book is coming out soon, and guess who’s feeling anxious? Well a lot of people but Justin Timberlake is very nervous about what the book will say.

You should be. You look shady as fuck

Read more at pagesix.

The Motley Crue drummer told Bill Maher that despite the habit, his doctor says all his organs are healthy and in good condition.

Your liver may be fine but you pickled your brain

Read more at TMZ

Two Fox hosts were awful flirty so John Oliver couldn’t resist showing some clips of the love fest.

This is a romcom for the people who love the golden bachelor.

Read more at mediaite.

A miniature X-wing Starfighter used in a “Star Wars” film sold for over $3 million during an auction over the weekend of items both collected and created by longtime Hollywood model-maker Greg Jein.

Wait till you see how expensive the full size is.

Read more at apnews.

It’s probably the haircut.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

Porn videos using deepfakes to alter the images in the video are skyrocketing, and search engines may be complicit with helping them to proliferate. Famous people, neighbors, politicians, it’s all on the table.

At least it’s fake.

Read more at wired

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