Don’t know what Twitter enjoyed more. A MAGA rally blasting Macho Man or Anderson Cooper reacting.

“Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin’ in the mornings, go man go
Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He’s a macho man”

Anderson Cooper is trying very hard to keep a straight face while “Macho Man” is blasting in the background – almost drowning out Gary Tuchman. #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpRally #TrumpRallySanford #COVID19 #COVIDIOT #machoman #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #andersoncooper #ac360 pic.twitter.com/BVOGgjBOK7

— AC Junior 😷 (@CamJunior1972) October 13, 2020

And Judge Barrett, I won’t sit back and do nothing when my democratic colleagues dress you up in a gold bikini and chains for their sick pleasure!!!!

Watching the hearing on Judge Barrett. Senator Kennedy just said that nasty partisanship Democrats imposed on the Kavanaugh hearings was a scene out of the Cantina in Star Wars. Lmao pic.twitter.com/xetJ3KpTmu

— Old Biff from the Future (@ChadMStevens) October 12, 2020

And she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!

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Okay first step, burn all your money. Second, smash all glass in your home. No plan on step 3 yet… stay tuned.

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Elite sex party club Snctm is throwing events again where attendees will be given rapid covid tests upon entering. This first party will be limited to 30 people. Just don’t expect any spit play, it’s too soon.

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The NFL is coming up with a bubble plan for their postseason after all the recent game reschedulings and positive covid tests. The two cities at the top of the list are Dallas and Los Angeles. Sadly, no teams from either city will actually be in the postseason.

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Conor McGregor purchased a Lamborghini Yacht, which the UFC star calls the ‘Supercar of the Sea’. The 63 foot long boat’s starting price is 3.9 million, but the price is expected to go higher with customizing and upgrades. McGregor plans to name the boat the S.S. TKO’d By Mayweather.

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You ever hear am idea that was so great that you were just 100 percent sure that it was going to work?

This ain’t one of those.

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Channing Tatum taking on the Donald Trump of the millennial emo hipsters? Yes please!

Will it end with a suicide?

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Madonna are you trying to tell us that you never got drunk or did any drugs?

We could tell that from your music.

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Britany Furlan surprised husband Tommy Lee by having his Rolls Royce wrapped with the artwork of his forthcoming solo album. The Motley Crue drummer was not happy with the color change, which went from black to a bright pink. Lee plans to get even by making her listen to the new album on an endless loop.

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@tommylee

My album Andro comes out Friday and my wife wanted to help 🤦🏻‍♂️ thanks honey @brittanyfurlan #A#ltRocktober #A#ndro #s#howyourtruecolors

♬ original sound – Tommy Lee

The Flaming Lips is looking to perform shows with crowds encased inside giant bubbles. According to frontman Wayne Coyne, there would be three people within each bubble, distanced throughout the venue, allowing the band to play for large audiences. The bathroom breaks are going to be really awkward.

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A Utah man on a trail run came upon some cougar cubs and then the mom showed up. The cougar chased him down the trail for six minutes and he got it all recorded. Next time he should maybe head to a high school track for his workout instead.

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Don’t drink don’t smoke what do ya do??

Honestly abusing alcohol is all Millennials, Gen X, and Boomers have in common. Guess we’re going to have to learn about K Pop now.

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