Tuesday November 29 Daily Links

TUESDAY 11.29
NEWS STORIES
Woman Named Hottest Firefighter
A German Firefighter who was named the hottest says she plans to remain loyal to saving lives even though she has amassed a huge following for other reasons.
She’s smokin hot.
Pillow Man Wants to Run the GOP
Mike Lindell announced on Steve Bannon’s show that he’s running for chair of the Republican National Committee.
He’s ready to pillow fight the dems.
Mike Pence Wants Trump to Apologize for Neo Nazi Dinner
“President Trump was wrong to give a white nationalist an anti-Semite and a Holocaust denier a seat at the table. And I think he should apologize for it and he should denounce those individuals and their hateful rhetoric without qualification,” Pence said.
I hear the neo-nazi dinner special is great at Mar a Lago.
Alex Jones is a Deadbeat Dad
His ex-wife Kelly Jones posted on social media that Alex hasn’t paid child support in months and won’t paid for his kid to get braces.
False flag! False flag!
Trump Demands Losing Candidate Be Installed as Arizona Governor
According to Donald Trump, the state of Arizona got the election results wrong and he’s demanding that Kari Lake immediately be installed as governor. He posted on Truth, “Massive numbers of ‘BROKEN’ voting machines in Republican Districts on Election Day. Mechanics sent in to ‘FIX’ them made them worse. Kari had to be taken to a Democrat area, which was working perfectly, to vote. Her opponent ran the Election.”
At least he’s consistent.
SPORTS
Mr. Freeze Takes Job Coaching Auburn
Hugh Freeze has signed on to be the next head coach for Auburn’s football team.
And anyone who doesn’t come to practice will go into the cooler
Mexican Boxer Threatens Lionel Messi
Saúl “Canelo” Álvarez is pissed off at Lionel Messi saying He better pray to God that I don’t find him’ after seeing a video of Messi flicking a Mexican Jersey with his toe in the locker room after Argentina beat Mexico. Messi had exchanged jerseys with a Mexican player in a gesture of sportsmanship. Alvarez claims Messi was cleaning the floor with the shirt and disrespecting the flag.
Messi said he’ll be glad to fight Alvarez but only if its a kick fight.
TO Knocked Down a Heckler at a CVS
Terrell Owens was caught on video punching and knocking down a heckler. Owens was talking with a fan, when another man came up and started hasseling the fan. TO intervened, and things escalated.
Looks like his name is gonna be TKO from now on.
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner Comfort Each Other
Both Styles and Jenner have been through recent breakups, and reports say they are “leaning on each other” in this rough time.
Watch how fast leaning on each other becomes leaning in to each other.
Pete Davidson and Emrata Take in a Knicks Game
After spending Thanksgiving together, Pete and Emily Ratajkowski took in a Knicks game as they have quickly become the most talked about couple in media.
This has the most PR looking relationship he’s been in.
Jay Leno Hits the Stage....And a Cop Car
As Leno headed to the Comedy and Magic Club to take the stage for the first time since his release from the hospital, he lightly sideswiped a police car and it was caught on video.
It’s really hard driving on all those painkillers
Will Smith Hopes His Fans Won't Shun His New Movie
Smith told media that he hopes his fans will go see Emancipation despite his behavior at the Oscars. “My deepest hope is that my actions don’t penalize my team. So at this point, that’s what I’m working for. That’s what I’m hoping for. I’m hoping that the material, the power of the film, the timeliness of the story — I’m hoping that the good that can be done would open people’s hearts, at a minimum, to see and recognize and support the incredible artists in and around this film.”
Fans? You still have fans?
Helena Bonham Carter Defends Johnny Depp and JK Rowling
Carter said that Depp has been completely vindicated and expressed outrage that Rowling has been hounded. “It’s horrendous, a load of bollocks,” said Bonham Carter.
Oh you mean the people who got you gigs?
JLO Talks About Falling in Love With Her Biggest Fan
Jennifer Lopez says she and Ben Affleck fell in love on Gigli, and rekindling their romance has left her overtaken with emotion.
Oh Ben’s not your biggest fan. He’s your only fan.
Kevin Spacey Books His First Movie After Sexual Battery Trial
Spacey will appear in an upcoming British indie thriller, playing a voice only role as a creep.
He might have booked it but let’s see if it gets made and released
Trailer Alert: Harrison Ford and Helen Mirren in Yellowstone Prequel 1923
I got a bad feeling about this.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Jessie James Decker Defends His Kids Abs
His kids are ripped and he’s defending their physiques from internet haters.
Holy Shit! Are you sure their dad isn’t Iggy Pop?
https://www.instagram.com/jessiejamesdecker/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=02e8973d-0ae6-46e5-bfed-b87cac4090fc
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Our Brains Use Calculus to Control Rapid Decision Making
A scientific study at MIT has concluded that our brains use a complicated signaling system based on principles of calculus to make sudden decisions.
Guess we do understand calculus.
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