Tuesday November 21 Daily Links
TUESDAY 11.21
NEWS STORIES
Right Wing Dude Wins Argentinas High Office Election
Javier Milei crushed the election in Argentina. The populist candidate’s win sparked a party around the city.
Guess who’s coming for the Falklands.
Argentina Has Hottest First Lady Since Evita
Move over Melania, Argentina just elected a smoking hot first lady.
Don’t cry for her Argentina.
Oregon Hopeful Was a Dom
An Oregon Democratic congressional candidate was outted as a former dominatrix, but now she’s embracing it. Courtney Casgraux used to work a BDSM dungeon/club, but she’s following Chuck Rhoads lead and it seems to be working for her.
Better to have a dom than a sub.
Read more at NY Post
https://nypost.com/2023/11/18/news/oregon-democrat-candidate-courtney-casgraux-was-a-dominatrix/
Ex Allies of Candace Owens Blast Her
Stances on Israel can be costly and Candace Owens is finding that out the hard way. A conservative organization that had previously supported her is now taking her down, saying she’s obsessed with her own fame and its stemmed from her claiming that Israel is committing genocide.
Israel is tearing apart the zright and the left at the same time.
Taylor Swift Has a Killer Favorability Rating
A poll amongst registered voters figuring out favorability ratings for various politicians and celebs has revealed that Taylor Swift has a better rating than all the current candidates running and she even beat out Beyonce.
So let’s have her replace Biden.
SPORTS
Tommy DeVito Instant Legend
He won one game, and he’s become New York City’s sweetheart. Giants quarterback Tommy Devito is a Big Apple sensation.
Meet The Devitos coming to HBO soon.
Red Zone Muffs Up
RedZone host Scott Hanson relayed the news of Rosalynn Carter’s death to viewers, but made one crucial mistake. Hanson referred to her as “the wife of the late president Jimmy Carter,” but Carter himself is still alive at 99.
Don’t worry you’ll be right soon.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Bill Burr Laughs at Outraged Fans Who Like Trump
Many of Bill Burr’s red state fans were upset when his wife was caught on camera flipping the double bird at former Prez Donald Trump. But he’s laughing it off. “Those Trump guys — they’re always going, ‘Ah, You’re snowflakes, F your feelings,’ and all of that,’ Burr said. “And then you make fun of Trump, they’re like, ‘Oh my God, it’s so disrespectful!’ You’re saying, ‘F Joe Biden!’ It’s like, you can’t have it both ways!” He continued, “The guy walked in the arena,” he said. “Everybody cheered. She gave him the finger. Nobody got arrested. That’s why this country’s great. Everybody expressed themselves. Can we all be adults? I mean, I don’t know about you, but I came here to go to the fights. I didn’t know I was going to the Republican National Convention.”
In the words of the Talking Heads, stop making sense.
Adele Is Married and Admitting It
We knew Adele was married but she hadn’t announced it officially. But now she confirmed her marriage to sports agent Rich Paul at close friend Alan Carr’s comedy show.
Well this will save you management fees.
Jamie Lynn Spears Roasted for Avoiding Britney Reference
After being asked about her musical family, Jamie Lynn went out of her way to avoid referring to big sis Britney.
If it wasn’t for Britney you’d be working as a check out girl at Costco.
Shakira Tax Fraud Case Settles on First Day of Trial
The pop star has agreed to pay the government of Spain the equivalent of $7.5 million dollars to settle a tax evasion case. The settlement agreement was reached on day one of her trial.
Her hips don’t lie but her accountant does.
John Hamm Stuns the Media in Fargo
The critics are raving about Hamm’s performance as a maga-esque Sheriff in Season 4 of Fargo.
He puts the hamm in the maga sandwich.
Saltburn Stars Talk About Those Dirty Scenes
Saltburn is full of controversial shock bait and Barry Keogan and Jacob Elordi talked about some of the saltier scenes. In one scene, Keoghan watches Elordi masturbate in a bathtub. Keoghan is seen licking up Elordi’s semen around the tub’s drain. “I was like, ‘Thank God, it’s mine,’” Elordi cracked. “I was very proud. I was very proud to have Barry Keoghan guzzling it like that.”
Are they cannibals or what? Whats the story?
Snoop Dog Played Us
Turns out when Snoop said he was giving up smoke, he was just running a gimmick for a new sponsorship. “I have an announcement: I’m giving up smoke. I know what you thinking: ‘Snoop, smoke is kinda your whole thing.’ But I’m done with it. Done with the coughing and my clothes smelling all sticky-icky. I’m going smokeless.” But he was just teasing marketing for a smokeless fire pit.
He’s a doggone liar.
Paris Hilton Priceless F1 Moment
What if you gave a party and nobody came? Hilton had a big moment making her grand entrance to a post F1 party she was throwing but the room …had a lot of room…cause almost nobody showed up,
No one showed up to see a middle aged lady play songs on her laptop? Shocking.
Half and Half Lobster
A Maine lobster that is half-blue, half-brown AND half-male, half-female has gone viral with 2.6 million followers.
We need a seafood sideshow for this freak.
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