If you’re in the 8th District in Arizona, Jacob Chansley wants to be your congressman. He’s best known as the QAnon Shaman who was photographed wearing antlers and facepaint. He’s currently in a halfway house after spending 27 months in prison.

Well, we know he knows his way around the office…..

Read more at MSNBC

A lion is wandering around Rome after escaping from an Italian Circus.

He was last seen near the Coliseum looking for Chrsitians.

Read more at TMZ

New documents show that Donald Trump’s “Truth” social network has lost over $73 million in value in the last two years.

Well he’s doing better than Elon.

Read more at The Hill

Up at the International Space Station, NASA astronauts Jasmin Moghbeli and Loral O’Hara were doing a space walk when one of them dropped a toolbag that will now float around as space junk forever.

Uh oh, that was your uncles. You’re in trouble now.

Read more at CNN

People who love oreos think Nabisco is guilty of shrinkflation- the act of keeping your prices the same while providing less product by putting less “stuff” inside each oreo.

You know there’s double stuff right?

Read more at NY Post.

He’s in Vegas, he’s sipping bourbon and smoking cigars proving he’s a real man while visiting Resorts International.

All that’s missing is some guns and a few whores

Read more at TMZ

Who are the frontrunners for best picture? THR has 30. Like American Fiction, Anatomy of.a Fall, The Bikeriders, The Iron Claw, Origin and more.

So, you have 30 movies nobody wants to see?

Read more at VARIETY

Everyone’s trying to figure out why The Marvels was such a box office bomb this week. Variety thinks they know the answer.

Misogyny?

Read more at Variety

On her tour stops in Florida, Pink is fighting ignorance by giving way 2000 books about race and sexuality that have been banned from Florida libraries.

DeSantis will take this well.

Read more at Rollingstone

Warner Bros decided not to release the already completed John Cena movie, but unlike Batgirl, they are considering selling it off to another distributor for release.

If you’re thinking of buying it- it comes with a free anvil.

Read more at indiewire

Masterson’s camp has until December 7th to locate his guns and turn them over or the court is going to order a search warrent after he failed to turn his guns in after being found guilty of sexual assault.

What are they going to do now? throw him in jail?

Read more at Rolling Stone
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/danny-masterson-firearms-rape-conviction-jane-does-scared-1234876552/

Jeannie Buss says she and her hubby Jay Mohr have the perfect living arrangement. They each get their own apartment unit in the same building.

I think we all know who gets the top floor.

Read more at NBC

Lakers owner @JeanieBuss and her husband Jay Mohr explain the beauty of their separate-but-together living arrangement. Much more from Jeanie and Jay tonight at midnight on In Depth with @GrahamBensinger. pic.twitter.com/0nOvtI6POW

— NBC Los Angeles (@NBCLA) November 13, 2023

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