Tuesday May 20, 2025 Daily Wire
TUESDAY MAY 20 NEWS STORIES
St. Louis Mayor Cant Get No Fema Help
St. Louis Mayor Cara Spencer told MSNBC on Monday that FEMA had yet to assist after the city was ravaged by a tornado days prior.
That god damned Biden!!!
Read more at mediaite.
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/fema-has-not-been-on-the-ground-st-louis-mayor-pleads-for-federal-aid-in-wake-of-devastating-tornado/
Mysterious White Streak in the Sky!
A streak of bright white light lit up the sky over Colorado and other parts of the U.S.
They say its a Chinese spaceship but we think it’s proof that God is mad.
TUESDAY MAY 20 SPORTS STORIES
Dave Portnoy Slams WNBA
Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy called the racism claims against Angel Reese “bullsh–t” and attacked the WNBA for giving “credence” to an “internet rumor” while claiming all the league does is “s–t on” Caitlin Clark and the Indiana Fever.
This is a hot stove and the league isn’t even there yet.
Baker Mayfield’s Contract is a Pretty Good Deal For Bucs
Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield, who’s in the second year of a three-year, $100 million contract, is underpaid relative to other veteran starting quarterbacks. Of course, that makes it a very good deal for the Bucs, who are paying $33.3 million per year for a top-10 quarterback.
Wait till they see the next one.
Deshaun Watson Calling His Super Bowl
Despite an achilles tear, Watson just got a tattoo so extensive he needed anesthesia, and it included a tattoo of a Super Bowl ring with the dates left to be filled in later.
Dude…you are going to be buried with a tattoo of an empty ring .
Mahommes Implants?
Patrick Mahomes fans speculate ‘Pat Bought That Rack’ as they got a look at his wife Britany after she gave birth.
And they still can’t get their stadium renovated.
Read more at atlantablackstar.
TUESDAY MAY 20 CELEBRITY STORIES
Dilbert Creator Has Months to Live
Scott Adams has shared that he received the same diagnosis as President Biden, and that he was told he only has months to live.
This is going to be the least funny cartoon panel ever.
Tom Cruise Will Never Retire
“I actually said I’m going to make movies into my 80s,” he told the Hollywood Reporter. “Actually, I’m going to make them into my 100s.”
Stop threatening us Lestat.
Conan OBrien to Toy Story 5
Conan O’Brien is set for the role of a new character in Toy Story 5, Disney and Pixar announced on Monday.
Guess Toy Story got the rights to Howdy Doody.
Netflix Saved Sesame Street
Season 56 of the show won’t be fully exclusive to Netflix, as the company says that it “has exclusive worldwide premiere rights and episodes will be available day-and-date on PBS stations in the US and across PBS KIDS digital platforms.” The streamer also says that the new season will include some format changes, describing it as “reimagined
Finally, muppets that can curse.
Eddie Murphy Gets Complimented on His Coparenting
Mel B gave Eddie some kudos for his co-parenting skills and fans are shocked because they didnt even know the former spice girl had a kid with Murphy
Lets not bring up the stereotype.
Read more at Atlanta Black Star.
Johnny Mathis Performs His Last Show
The 89 year old performed his last show before retiring from touring after 70 years in the game.
if you’re gonna end it, end it in nj.
Billionaire David Geffen Divorces Boy Toy, No Prenup
He’s 82. He’s 32. And they’re splitting up. But guess who never got a prenup?
It’s time for your gogo dancer to go go enjoy his own life .
Ranking SNLs Season 50 Musical Guests
From Arcade Fire to Chappell Roan, who crushed and who crashed?
Wow, some of these names we’ve heard of before.
Shia LaBeouf Documentary Shocks Cannes
Some applauded and some walked out but Leo Lewis O’Neil’s documentary “Slauson Rec” was full of shocking moments of abusive behavior and emotional terror.
How is this guy not canceled?
