Tuesday March 22: Daily Links
TUESDAY 3.22
NEWS STORIES
Some Schools Are Dumping the Valedictorian Tradition
Several Colorado High Schools have made the decision to stop naming the smartest kid in the school, because, they said, education should not be a competition.
No word yet on whether they’ll start naming a class idiot at graduation instead.
Girl Who Sang Let it Go From a Bunker Gets a Bigger Better Stage
The seven year old girl who sang the tune from a bomb shelter in Kyiv has escaped Ukraine and performed the song in front of a packed soccer stadium in Poland during a “Together for Ukraine” fundraising concert.
Waiting any moment for Disney to issue the Cease and Desist…
7-year-old Ukrainian Amelia Anisovych, who went viral worldwide with the song "Let it go" from "Frozen" in a bomb shelter, opened a charity concert in Poland on 20 March.
She sang the Ukrainian anthem a capellapic.twitter.com/6ad1ibRDDj
— Euromaidan Press (@EuromaidanPress) March 21, 2022
One Dude on a Bicycle Held Back the Entire People's Convoy
Trucks honked their horns and people yelled to the man on the bike slowly pedaling directly in front of a convoy of trucks anxious to be disruptive but the man simply shouted back, what?? I can’t hear you!
Why didn’t they just run him over?
Apple Went DOWN Yesterday
A ton of Apple services were unavailable yesterday including maps, the app store, the cloud and imessaging. Articles referenced a possible server failure but the outage occurred about the same time as President Biden warned about the possibility of targeted cyber attacks.
You sure it wasn’t a kid on a bike?
In Bangkok, Thai Chicano Life Is Hot
On weekends, Thailand’s youth is enjoying blending their own culture with Chicago culture creating a new hybrid style.
This fusion could lead to some really good dishes.
Wait till they discover Cheech and Chong.
#VIDEO Dressed in baggy T-shirts and jeans, with bandanas and wraparound sunglasses only partially obscuring their intricate tattoos, Thais can now be seen on Bangkok's sweaty streets celebrating a fusion of their own and Chicano culture each weekendhttps://t.co/HflPPP6Qwx pic.twitter.com/RbwYDBaXOh
— AFP News Agency (@AFP) March 20, 2022
Hospitalization Didn't Stop Only Fans Model From Sharing Nudes
Ruby May didn’t let brain surgery stop her from sharing her huge tits with her fans, she kept posting on her Only Fans account even while recovering. She shared pics of everything right down to her skull scar while she was hospitalized.
You’re a real sport, congratulations you invented a new kink.
SPORTS
Colin Kaepernick Still Wants to Play, WSJ Asks, Could He?
No. Colin Quinn has a better chance of joining the NFL.
Turns Out Big Papi Was Targeted By A Drug Kingpin In His Shooting
A private investigator has found that a Dominican drug kingpin hired out a hit on Big Papi because he felt he had been disrespected by him. Big Papi needs to stay the hell out of the DR.
Read more on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/i/events/1505944351825965062
Al Michael Jumping Ship To Amazon for Thursday Night Football
Al Michaels will now be calling Thursday Night Football games on Amazon, where he’s getting “Joe Buck” money. But not Tony Romo money, which no one should get. Especially Romo.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
John Travolta Can Now Fly a 737
Travolta just added a 737 pilot’s license to his list of flight accomplishments. “Okay, so a very proud moment in my aviation history,” he wrote on Instagram.
Interestingly enough, all of his movies now premiere on 737s.
https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/21/john-travolta-plane-license-737-pilot/
Amy Schumer Wanted to Feature Zelensky at Oscars
Tha Academy has declined Amy Schumer’s request to have President Zalinsky make an appearance via Satellite at Sunday’s Oscar telecast.
If you want to showcase a disaster, how about one of your old movies?
Rock Photographer Has 3200 Rolls of Undeveloped Film
Tens of thousands of photos documenting the history of rock and roll remain unseen in photographer Charles Daniels collection of undeveloped film. Daneil says much of his work was taken while emceeing at the Boston Tea Party Concert Venue in the late sixties, giving him great access to bands like the Grateful Dead, Chicago, Neil Young, Frank Zappa, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, The Allman Brothers Band, Joe Cocker, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Sly and the Family Stone, and more.
Okay but how do we know they’re any good?
Photographer Charles Daniels shot the biggest rock bands starting in the 1960s. Those unseen photos are still hidden in 3,200 undeveloped rolls of film. https://t.co/RkpZjNui6Y
— PetaPixel (@petapixel) March 20, 2022
Mel Gibson Is Working On Passion Of The Christ 2
Passion of the Christ: Resurrection may be coming out around the summer of 2023 it’s starting to look like. Passion of the Christ 3: Doomsday still has no release date.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Mini Carson Wentz Throwing Darts at the Arcade
This kid is already better than anyone the Atlanta Falcons will get this year.
Literally could start over Carson Wentz right now @PodfathersShow (via ig/audreyjudith_) pic.twitter.com/mRLqkpIHrV
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 20, 2022
Grandma Crushes Rob Zombie
Wait…never mind. That is Rob Zombie
Iconic. What a queen. pic.twitter.com/BZZlO2ucEQ
— Corey Stan Account (@itsnicoleclara) March 19, 2022
Men Love Woman Who Can Play Guitar With Her Tongue
Instagram influencer Vvs Diamond is 27 and says that because of her special talent she says scores of men want to marry her.
And by marry, they mean get a rim job.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Are These The 50 Best Sci-Fi Books Of All Time!?
This garbage list by the garbage editors at Esquire have done nothing but show they don’t know shit about sci-fi.
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