Tuesday March 14 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 14, 2023

TUESDAY 3.14

NEWS STORIES

Guy Sues Buffalo Wild Wings Over Boneless Wings

A man figured out that the boneless wings are just chicken nuggets and he isn’t going to take that shit lying dying. He filed a lawsuit against the company claiming fraud.

Who is going to tell him there’s also no buffalo in buffalo wings?

VEEP Not Taking Elizabeth Warren's Calls

Back in January Senator Warren made some comments that were taken as uncomplimentary or even disrespectful toward VP Kamala Harris. Warren said she’s made multiple calls to Harris attempting to apologize but can’t seem to get through.

When you can’t compromise with your own party…

Trump Blames Pence for January 6

“Had he sent the votes back to the legislatures, they wouldn’t have had a problem with Jan. 6, so in many ways you can blame him for Jan. 6,” Trump said, according to the Washington Post. “Had he sent them back to Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona, the states, I believe, number one, you have had a different outcome. But I also believe you wouldn’t have had ‘Jan. 6’ as we call it,” Trump said.

If Pence went against the constitution none of this would have happened .

People are Growing Their Own Mushrooms in the Wild

Guerilla gardners are helping magic mushrooms to be fruitful and multiply in forests.

Yeah cause i trust a hippie.

Playboy is BACK!

After shuttering the magazine years ago, the people who brought you Playboy are back, and planning to launch as a digital first magazine.

This is like only grannies.

I’m sure we’re all looking forward to the articles.

SPORTS

Raiders Take Garoppolo

Sources told ESPN that QB Garoppolo will sign with Las Vegas for a total deal worth $67 million.

Hopefully its Janine.

Ja Morant Out Indefinitely

Troubled Memphis Grizzly guard Ja Morant has reportedly entered counseling with no timetable for a return to the NBA. Morant has been investigated in connection a series of incidents involving guns, strip clubs, and menacing behavior.

Good luck, Ja.

USA Crushes Canada..... In Baseball

After losing to Mexico on Sunday, the US came back strong last night in the World Baseball Classic destroying Canada 12-1. If they beat Colombia tonight, they’re headed to the quarterfinals. “I think the first couple of games we were just trying to feel ourselves,’’ Trout said. “But today we came in just with a mindset of we’re going to dominate.’’captain Mike Trout said.

Let’s not get too cocky boys. so far you haven’t even dominated North America.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

nA24 is King

The real big winner at the Academy Awards this year is A24, the little company that not only could– it did.

Somewhere Harvey Weinstein is gnawing his way through his prison bars.

Ciara Gets Nearly Naked For Vanity Fair Party

Mr. Unlimited and his lady Ciara were photographed at the Vanity Fair Oscar party and her dress left very little to the imagination.

Did Russell Wilson bring his cuck chair?

Almost 19 Million Tuned In to Oscars

Ratings are in and they’re up 19% from last year, signaling success for the Academy

Give all the credit to Short Round.

Paul Sorvinos Wife Reacts in Character to Oscar Snub

On Joe PIscopo’s podcast, Mrs. Sorvino expressed how pissed she was at the snub, and used a lot of mafia movie references to do it. “There is a Mafia hit that needs to go out on this situation,” Dee Dee Sorvino said.

Wait, was he in the mafia or just played him in the movies?

Beastie Boy Boyhood Home is This 15 Million Dollar Palace

The house that Mike D grew up in was listed for sale for $20 million, but they just dropped the price to a bargain- $15 million.

No wonder he grew up so punk .

Ashley Graham Pats Self on Back

One of the viral moments from the Oscars was Hugh Grant’s awwwwwkward responses to Ashley Graham’s champaign carpet interview. When asked what she thought of the interview, she said, she followed advice that someone gave her once– kindness always wins.

Why didn’t you just ask better questions?

VIRAL & TRENDING

The 9 to 5 Job is Pretty Much Dead

Or at least on life support. Fridays are optional, work hours are flexible and a substantial number of workers are still operating remotely. It looks like nine to five as a standard workday is a thing of the past.

The truth is we never worked 9-5 we were just there 9-5.

Oscar Cut Rougher Will Smith Jokes

“I cannot tell you how many Will Smith jokes we had that then we got rid of. We think that only the best for that room made it,” said Exec Producer Molly McNearney who is also Jimmy Kimmel’s wife. “There were certainly some that went harder, but we didn’t think that was our place to do that. That should be Chris Rock, not us,” she added.

Let’s hope Chris gets around to that one of these days.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

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