NASA says that astronauts on the International Space Station are now able to reclaim 98 percent of their urine to convert to drinkable water.

And their poop can be made into a big mac.

Read more at engadget

Climate change is starting to really scare the shit out of some people. It’s getting hotter, and the European Union thinks it’s time to start looking into ways to block out the sun.

Best idea since the Guttenberg Press

Read more at bloomberg.

Four volunteers entered a simulated Mars habitat on Monday, where they will live in isolation for the next 378 days.

Can’t wait for Pauly Shore and Stevie Baldwin to break in.

Read more at cbsnews.

It’s not just hot in Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, southern Kansas, Arkansas and Louisiana, it’s fucking hot. The so-called “heat dome” will hang around all week with temperatures over 100 caused by”an expansive and stagnant zone of high pressure that causes climbing temperatures and limits cloud cover due to sinking air.”

Fuck, that’s too hot for my coffee.

Read more at accuweather.

A man was bitten by a Shark while in the Everglades- a place usually reserved for gators- and the shark literally pulled him off the boat.

He DEFINITELY needed a bigger boat. Thanks DeSantis.

Read more at USA Today.

On a June 5 podcast, Kennedy said he spent three weeks working with Tapper on a documentary critical of vaccines and then the project was axed. Tapper said Kennedy is “untethered from the facts” and that there was no documentary, he only interviewed RFK for a news segment.

RFK Junior lies so much that republicans are starting to love him.

Read more at Daily Mail.

Members of the Albany Empire football team are suing Antonio after their paychecks for the final game were rescinded out of their bank accounts, according to a new lawsuit. This was just the latest in a long list of bullshit.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet human garbage.

Read more at barstool.

A fan secretly recorded Andy Cohen being intimate at a bar with someone and the video went super viral. People are calling out the man who released the film as unethical.

Don’t feel bad. If this was someone else it would have been the lead story on Andy’s show.

Read more at buzzfeed.

Jaden Smith was one of the speakers at the Psychedelics Conference this week and said he became acquainted with using them through his mom. “I think it was my mom, actually, that was really the first one to make that step for the family,” he said of Jada Pinkett Smith introducing psychedelics to the rest of the famous Smith crew. “It was just her for a really, really long time and then eventually it just trickled and evolved and everybody found it in their own ways.”

Wish she would have introduced her family to fentanyl.

Read more at USA Today

On Monday, the Academy announced that this year’s honorary award recipients would be Angela Bassett and Mel Brooks.

Is anything more shameful than getting an honorary oscar.

Read more at EW

The Idol has been full of controversy and the latest shock to fans of the show is that next week’s episode 5 will be the last for Season 1, and nobody knows if there will be a season 2. Fans are pissed because they feel we are nowhere near resolution of any kind, and who has a 5 episode first season anyway?

It could be worse, they could be airing more episodes.

Read more at Decider.

Rosie O’Donnell watched a Peacock doc about the Menendez Brothers and posted a video on Instagram and is calling for their release. “Both Lyle and Erik have amazing prison records with what they’ve done with their time and how they’ve spent their 30 plus years in jail. So we believe them now because of Roy from Menudo… It’s time I believe them. They were horribly abused by their parents. They did the unthinkable, which had been done to them day after day after day. And they paid the price for that.”

Thank god there’s still some crazy left in Hollywood

Read more at The Wrap

Xtina performed at the Pride Island concert on Sunday at New York City’s Brooklyn Army Terminal, for Pride week and looked sensational in a black sheer sequin bodysuit.

Thank god! Almost thought something was wrong with her skin

Read more at harpers Bazaar

The internet is flipping out over a photo Vergara posted on her Instagram.

In Colombia, she’s a six.

Read more at Womens health

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Wait till she hears the Pina Colada Song.

This tween who is pants shittingly excited to meet… Michael McDonald. pic.twitter.com/u0dOBR8vkp

— Kendra James (@KendraJames_) June 25, 2023

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