When you. hear people freaking out near the water in Florida, you’re thinking Shark at the Ocean, or Croc in a lake. But in Dustin Florida, sunners were stunned to see a bear coming out of the sea along the Gulf Coast.

I thought all the bears in florida were in Key West.

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Thousands of subreddits when dark, shutting down access to protest a new policy to start charging third party apps that access the service. At least two popular apps had to shut down because it would cost them millions a month under the new policy. Those apps allow users to browse through Reddit content using a more user friendly interface.

Luckily I already read it.

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A few dozen skinheads protested in front of Disney with Third Reich Swastika flags. The tatted up protesters appeared to be DeSantis supporters, and yelled about N words and Cuntholes on a bullhorn and buttfucker signs.

Who the hell is making Nazi flags in 2023? Remember when young republicans looked like Alex P Keaton?

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Two dozen white supremacists are outside the main Disney World entrance in Orlando right now, marching with signs featuring Gov DeSantis’s face, swastikas, the n-word and homophobic slurs.

This is the 2023 Republican Party. pic.twitter.com/ISh5dkDGYe

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) June 10, 2023

“A bathroom door locks,” McCarthy said,

Ok but bathroom doors usually do not lock from the outside.

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“There is a reason almost all the top ten market cap companies in the U.S. can be considered ‘woke.’ It’s good business,” he said. “Most CEOs have enough experience to know to just wait out the news cycle until they go to the next one.”

Looks like everyoknes going to start canceling MAVSmseason tix.

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Mistaking him for an overzealous fan, security leveled pro golfer Adam Hadwin when he went to congratulate the winner.

Honey you won’t believe what happened to me at work today.

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Golfer Adam Hadwin was mistakenly leveled by security when celebrating Nick Taylor’s fairytale win at the Canadian Open. pic.twitter.com/8iL9jqsBBB

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) June 12, 2023

They’re calling the show x rated but there’s no insertion. It’s simulated sex.

Wait till they see tits and dragons.

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The youth wing of the United Malays National Organization marched on the US Embassy in Malaysia to protest comedian Jocelyn Chia because she made a joke about missing airline flight 370. Even Singapore denounced her joke after it was posted online by the Comedy Cellar.

As she said, some jokes don’t land.

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Dick Clark Productions just bought the Golden Globes and the Hollywood Foreign Press will cease to exist. DCP and its partners will plan, host and produce the annual Golden Globe Awards show going forward.

Who’s voting? Dick Clark Productions?

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The comedian is pretty pissed about the way he was treated by United Airlines. He was told he had to condense his three on board bags to two, which he did, but then they said the second would have to be checked. When he got angry and had words, they removed him from the flight and called authorities who cited him for disturbing the public.

Here’s an idea. Why don’t you make the overhead as big as you used to. You can’t put a pack a smokes in there now .

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Lawyers for Fox News are claiming that Tucker Carlson’s new Twitter show is a breach of his contract, which still stands even though he’s no longer on the air. His contract runs through the end of 2024.

How did he get more views than there’s votes in an election?

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The onset rule is don’t come knocking if you want to see JD, even if you’re the movie’s director. The director of Jeanne duBarry said he got on Depps bad side when he ignored the actor’s well known rule.

Johnny is trying to powder his nose and doesn’t want to be disturbed.

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“If you’re an asshole, there are plenty of other places” Garth said after backlash came when he said he would serve all kinds of beer. “We don’t put up with that, you know why? We’re Americans, bro,” said one TikToker. “We fight for what’s right. We fight for what’s true. We don’t cater to mental illness. No. Garth Brooks, go hide under a rock. You’re irrelevant. Not worth a word anymore. You know what? I don’t listen to any of your songs anymore.” Others planned to “delete” all his songs from their collections.

Nobody ever expected having to stand up for Budweiser.

Remember Garth doesn’t just have fuck you money. He has fuck all of you money .

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After 40 years as host, Pat Sajack has only one more season in him, he said on Monday. “Well, the time has come. I’ve decided that our 41st season, which begins in September, will be my last,” Sajak said in a statement Monday. “It’s been a wonderful ride, and I’ll have more to say in the coming months. Many thanks to you all. (If nothing else, it’ll keep the clickbait sites busy!)”

Retiring from what?

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Aquaman 2, Aladdin 2, Avatar 3, 4 and 5, Avengers 5 and 6, and that’s just some of the A sequels. 137 are in production right now.

I am so pumped for these 126 movies.

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