A Trump campaign insider told Mediaite that four top contenders have emerged: Ben Carson, Senator J.D. Vance, North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum, and Florida Senator Marco Rubio.

Not one of them has killed a dog.

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Senator John Fetterman and his wife were involved in a car crash in Maryland this weekend. Maryland state police say Sen. Fetterman was driving a Chevy Traverse when, for an unknown reason, he hit the back of a Chevy Impala.

Maybe he shouldn’t be driving.

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Apple unveiled a slew of ‘Apple Intelligence’ features at its annual WWDC keynote.

Start popping corn. It’s the end times.

Read more at THR

Two new lawsuits are accusing Oren Alexander and his brother Alon of rape. One of the women said they took turns raping her in a Hamptons castle.

Female twins who work together- hot. Male twins who work together- creepy rapists

Read more at NY Post.

Experts say Walmart store closures are a warning sign of the retail apocalypse. They’ve closed 9 stores this year so far.

it seems like just yesterday that a Walmart coming to your town seemed like an apocalypse red flag.

Read more at The Sun

Going into his 18th year as Head Coach,The Pittsburgh Steelers gave Coach Tomlin a contract extension through 2027.

Think of it as a nice bonus for not winning a Super Bowl in 15 years

Read more at ESPN
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40321297/steelers-give-coach-mike-tomlin-extension-2027

It’s one thing to wear the shirt but this guys selling them

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Aaron Judge was unhappy that fans chanted we want Soto, while Trent Grisham was at bat. “You know, Grisham works his butt off every single day,” Judge said. “Soto’s out right now, he’s going to be back soon. He’s been carrying this team all year. Anytime you go up against good teams like this, the fans pay to come see us do our thing, they want to see the best out there.”

In their defense they pay a lot of money not to see the star.

Read more at SI

Aaron Rodgers is the front runner for the honor leading into the 2024 season.

If he comes back in the second half this time, we’ll all be exited.

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The Womens College World Series is a big hit thanks to some real estate on ESPN. Will fans follow the ladies to professional leagues?

it certainly less boring than professional baseball

Read more at Awful Announcing

He hates when you shitty fans look up the tour setlist before you go to the show. “I’m not gonna talk about songs,” Daltrey said. “Too many people reveal songs. There’s no surprises left with concerts these days, ’cause everybody wants to see the setlist. I’m fucking sick of it. The internet’s ruined the live shows for me. Who wants to know what’s coming next? People forget about surprises. I can’t stand it.”

Nothing about the internet works for the greater good.

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Just a smidge of footage from the long-anticipated second season of “Severance” was released as part of a “Coming to Apple TV+” teaser video.

You know it’s time for the next Severance season when the summer olympics comes around.

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“Singles have voiced their frustrations with online dating, and we’ve heard them loud and clear: they want more in-person opportunities to connect and bond over mutual passions, be it paddle board yoga, kombucha brewing, backyard beekeeping, or freehand glassblowing,” Eventbrite’s CEO and co-founder Julia Hartz said in a statement.

Ew. That’s creepy.

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Electricians and Plumbers on tiktok are finding themself to be modest celebs to a large number of Gen Z fans who dig watching them work and think blue collar is cool.

It’s way cool if you like unclogging toilets.

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Researchers studying the calls of African Savannah elephants have concluded that elephants call each other by name.

Normally its just hey fatty.

Read more at The Guardian