Fox News posted a photo of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffery Epstein, and chose a photo that included Trump. Until they cropped him out of it.

And they would have got away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids! Oh and quick search on google images.

Read more at thedailybeast.com.

Amy Cooper aka Ramble Karen has been charged for filing a false police report after she was caught on video complaining about a black man with an unleashed dog. The video shows her saying she’s calling 911 to say a black man is threatening her life.

Ohhhh wait, you have to call 911 for emergencies and not just when you see black people?? Who knew!?

Read more at nytimes.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is looking into banning the Tik Tok app because of allegations it’s just Chinese spyware. India banned it last week. Now what are the kids gonna do?? Go back to Snapchat? What are they, Millennials?!

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8496821/Secretary-State-Mike-Pompeo-says-looking-banning-TikTok.html

Grubstreet is thinking with the way service people have been hurt during the pandemic that you should tip heavy on pick up and delivery. 50 percent would do the trick.

Can I at least get extra napkins?

Read more at grubstreet.com.

It’s #BlackoutDay2020 the day African Americans and progressive Whites show their economic might by not spending any money.

It’s also a day that racists enjoy shopping.

Read more at cnn.com.

Days after Tesla’s 2nd Quarter profit figures did better than expected, Elon Musk delivered on his promised to sell a line of Tesla short-shorts if the car company’s 2nd Quarter profit exceeded expectations. The red satin with gold trim shorts sold for ‘$69.420’ and sold out instantly. If Tesla meets 3rd Quarter projections, Musk reportedly plans to sell an exclusive line of swim briefs.

Read more at tmz.com.

The Jeffrey Epstein scandal has kept lawyer Alan Dershowitz from letting him bare it all at Martha’s Vineyard. The former Harvard Law School professor is reportedly a regular at one of the island’s nude beaches, but according to residents, he hasn’t be seen, ‘in ages’. The only junk we will see from Dershowitz will be filing defense motions.

Read more at pagesix.

Kettle of Fish, a NYC based Green Bay Packers bar, had their GoFundMe shared by Aaron Rodgers. Ya couldn’t have thrown them a few bucks, Aaron? Mahomes would have.

Read more at nypost.com.

Colin Kaepernick and Disney are teaming up for a series of stories that will explore race, social injustice and equity. The deal with also provide opportunities for minority directors and producers to showcase their talents. Disney producers declined to comment on a report that Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck will take a knee at the start of each feature.

Read more at espn.

Could DC drop the Skins and pick up the Tails? The name would honor the Tuskegee Airmen. The Tuskegee Airmen were the first African-American military pilots in the U.S. Armed Forces. Their nicknames were the Red Tails.

The Washington whatevers will get their tails beat either way.

Read more at foxnews.com.

While Cleveland and Washington consider name changes from Indians and Redksins, the Atlanta Braves said they aren’t budging.

Atta boy, Atlanta. Hold fast! Clearly things sure have been going well for those who resist change and cling to their outdated traditions!

Read more at yahoo.com

A-Rod recently said he thinks baseball needs to adopt more elements from the Kardashians to garner more fans. Maybe Khloe can marry Aaron Judge, that could create some heat.

Read more at nypost.com.

The Kanas City Chiefs just locked up the next 10 Superbowls by signing Hat Trick Patrick Mahomes

Of course the Chiefs is still a racist name.

Read more at espn.com.

The way Austin Powers lampooned the silly old Bond franchise, they felt they couldn’t go back to the old formula. So they went violent and gritty.

Still sucks

Read more at avclub.com.

Leslie David Baker started a kickstart for a spinoff called Uncle Stan. We don’t so much miss the old Office but we do miss Stanley the guy who got two lines a show.

Who do I make my check out to?

Read more at digitalspy.com.

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All over social media video and pictures of maskless people partying on Fire Island went viral. One guy went especially viral because he admitted he had Covid and still went out to rage on the island. Consider Chelsea a Quarantine Zone moving forward.

Read more at boyculture.com.

Not this grown ass man having a meltdown because people are calling him out for being on a beach in Fire Island with COVID talmbout “I sat in my room and suffered for 8 days and now I’m celebrating” LMFAOOO WORMS FOR BRAINS pic.twitter.com/UVgMJ0Qsee

— John Clyde (@johnclydenyc) July 5, 2020

As soon as Hamilton hit Disney+ #CancelHamilton became a trending thing. Apparently Hamilton was an accountant for a slave trader and married into a slave trading family. Finally, a reason to stop talking about Hamilton. On the bright side, maybe you’ll be able to afford a ticket when Broadway opens back up.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Hamilton bought and sold slaves for his in-laws, and opposing slavery was never at the forefront of his agenda.

I think its time to #CancelHamilton @disneyplus #HamiltonFilm

What say you, liberals? pic.twitter.com/zkpHvBHvPB

— TheLakeLife (@TheLakeLife2) July 4, 2020

Matthew McConaughey’s wife Camilla Alves told Access Hollywood that when she was approached by the star in a bar, she did not know who he was. “At the time, he had a really long beard and he had this Rasta hat. He was all covered up, and I didn’t really realize who he was.”

Well I’m sure it charmed him but come on you didn’t know who the hell Matthew McConaughey was?
Have you heard of Kansas ? Frying pans? Stamps?

Bullshit but it worked.

Read more at yahoo.

“It would be nice if a reunion could happen,” says Chris Frantz but “David Byrne is a Talking Dickhead,” he didn’t say

Hey David Ya just got Byrned.

Read more at rollingstone.com.

Despite renewed calls to have Confederate statues and flags removed, The Volo Auto Museum in Illinois says there’s no plans to remove ‘The General Lee’, the 1969 Dodge Charger used on the hit CBS series The Dukes Of Hazzard. Museum director Brian Grams said that the car is ‘a piece of history’ and that ‘people of all races and nationalities that remember the TV shows and aren’t offended by it whatsoever’. Grams would not comment on a report that Black activists plan to add Miami Vice’s Cadillac Coupe De Ville to the museum.

Read more at deadline.com.

Florida Congressional candidate KW Miller is under fire after claiming that Beyonce isn’t Black, but an Italian woman named Ann Marie Lastrassi. Miller also tweeted that its ‘all part of the Soros Deep State agenda for the Black Lives Matter Movement’. He later added that the song ‘Formation’ is a ‘secret coded message to the globalists’. Reps for Miller denied a report that he’s going to call a press conference to claim that ‘Bills, Bills, Bills’ is code to go looting.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Justin Timberlake added his name to the growing number of people calling for the remove of Confederate statues. The Tennessee native tweeted that ‘these monuments must come down’ and that doing so is ‘a step towards progress and actual equality for all’. Another step would be Timberlake agreeing never to make another movie.

More at Yahoo.com.

As is tradition, if you feel threatened, just start screaming at an old woman asking you to wear a mask. It’s the only sane move.

Florida man at Fort Myers Costco in "Running the World Since 1776" shirt flips out on elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask and man who defended her #BecauseFlorida (via @profjaffar) pic.twitter.com/PDOvi33qHK

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) July 7, 2020

Now all we need is a Sam’s Club and a BJ’s Karen to complete the set.

New ‘Costco Karen’ Sighting —throws 3-yr-old type tantrum— sits on the floor and won’t leave because “this is America..” —tries to lie about medical condition then changes her mind 🤦🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/GLDmPDnGar

— ONLY iN LVNV ➐ (@OnlyInLVNV) July 2, 2020

A woman claiming to be a spokesperson for the President and QAnon filmed herself going into a Scottsdale-area Target and knocked down all of the face masks that were on display. When staffers came in to intervene, the ‘QAnon Karen’ claimed they were hassling her because she has on a ‘40,000 Rolex’. She later filmed herself being confronted and arrested by police, which she claimed was only happening because she was Jewish. Her next video will be her going to the mental ward showing off her $10 Timex.

Read more at tmz.com.

She’s more of a soggy trainwreck.

live footage of ellen d dying omg #ripellen pic.twitter.com/hk1enpjY34

— kełłen (@MakeMeFweaky) July 7, 2020

In a survey, Seventy-six percent of Americans questioned said that they’ve gained up to 16 lbs during quarantine.

Reminds you of that old philosophical theory, if a gut doubles in size in quarantine and there’s no one around to see it, does it even effing matter?

Read more at nypost.com.

Lena Hernandez, the ‘SoCal Karen’ whose racist rant at a young woman working out was captured on video, was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery in San Pedro. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge also has issued an arrest warrant out for Hernandez. Somewhere, Dick Wolf is working on his new show, Law & Order: Special Karens Unit.

Read more at tmz.

Joey Chestnut won the 2020 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in record fashion, downing 75 hot dogs in 10 minutes, beating his 2018 mark by one dog. On the women’s side, Miki Dudo ate 48.5 hot dogs, three more than the previous mark of 45. This year’s competition was held at a secret, crowd-free location due to coronavirus concern. The bathrooms reserved for the winners was held a double secret location.

Read more at espn.

When college campuses closed, jobs disappeared and the world went into self quarantine mode, somewhere around 2.9 million young people moved home with their parents or grandparents. The data comes from Zillow, and The Altantic believes attitudes about living at home are going to change dramatically.

Don’t think of it like a regression. Think it as a do over.

Read more at theatlantic.com.

A new USA Today/Suffolk University poll, says most of the GOP wouldn’t care if Pence was on the 2020 reelection ticket with Trump.

Mike Pence has been the perfect wing man and lap dog

So why don’t Republicans like him ?

Is it because he’s a dick?

Read more at mediaite.com.

Billy McFarland who got famous for that fun Fyre Fest situation contracted Covid19 while serving a six year sentence in jail in Ohio. He told the NY Post that he was put in isolation in a big room with 160 other people who have the virus.

This is like when you think someone is a villain in the movie but then a monster comes and devours in him in one bite and you think, okay he was kind of a jerk but I didn’t want to see it go down like this.

Read more at nypost.com.

Kanye West wants to unify our vision, trust in God and oh yeah, run for President. He announced the big news on Twitter over the July 4th weekend.

Kanye, we got a lot going on. Can’t you just dress up like Perrier bottle again and we’ll give you attention and call you crazy like you’d like us to?

We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States 🇺🇸! #2020VISION

— ye (@kanyewest) July 5, 2020

When making a speech before Trump , twitter believes they saw Mary Hart make a bread bro sign,

At least Trump didn’t grab her pussy

Here’s Mary Hart casually making a white power symbol during a speech introducing trump. https://t.co/KYrs5VVCCx

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) July 4, 2020

Now that he has replaced Hannity as King of Fox News there may be one more hill to climb for this high stepper

Tuckered Out In 2024.

Read more at politico.com.

Put down that tired ass hotdog and up your beach food game Trinidad and Tobago style.

Bake and shark is Trinidad and Tobago's most iconic fast-food sandwich pic.twitter.com/SzUqAuNZLn

— Food Insider (@InsiderFood) July 2, 2020

First came the post from TSN star Dan O’Toole that his one month old is missing. He wrote that he was broken and praying for the baby’s safe return. Oops never mind, the one month old is safe and sound with its mom.

Everyone can take a deep breath. Just your run of the mill nasty divorce custody battle business. We can get back to solving other crimes on social media!

Read more at torontosun.com.

This July 3rd is one year since the Crown Act, a law protecting black hair styles and expression, was passed in California. It is still legal in 43 states to discriminate based on hair

America: where we find find dreadlocks and afros dangerous but assault weapons, not so much!

Read more at yahoo.

Kimberly Guilfoyle, girlfriend to Don Jr. has tested positive for Covid-19 as she was making her way to the big Mt. Rushmore rally. Which has to mean Don Jr.’s gonna have to quarantine too and this makes a great opportunity for Erik Trump to finally prove he’s not a Fredo.

Read more at nytimes.com.

A former NASA engineer is releasing a fragrance that supposedly smells like space. Nothing is sexier then when your date smells like an airless death vacuum.

Read more at nypost.com.

After spending months scoffing at social distancing and masks, Texas now decides coming late
to the party.

Guess You can mask with Texas.

Read more at mediaite.

“Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man.”

First blocked, now unblocked by a judge.Who’s interested to read some Trump family weirdness?

Still doubtful that there could be anything bad about this family.
Read more at nbcnews.com.

“Well I guess everything dies baby that’s a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back
Put your makeup on fix your hair up pretty
And meet me tonight in Atlantic City”

Read more at pressofatlanticcity.com.

In Atlantic City even the Pagan Motorcycle Gang is supporting the Police against BLM protest 👍🏻https://t.co/lxEqpi9V2u

— Jim (@strup2823) July 2, 2020

Guests at The Solair Recreation League in Connecticut and The Cypress Cove Nudist Resort in Florida have complained that wearing masks violates club policy. Officials are concerned that it may lead to standoffs between those who comply and those who want to be completely in the buff. Double up the hazard pay for the staff members who will have to break up the sword fights.

Read more at tmz.

Patriots kicker Justin Rohrwasser came through on a promise he made by having a controversial tattoo removed from his arm. Shortly after being picked by New England in the 2020 draft, it was discovered that Rohrwasser had a tattoo of a logo belonging to The Three Percenters, a dangerous right-wing militia with ties to various racist groups. Rohrwasser claimed he got the tat when he was 18 and thought it was a tribute to the military. Reps for the Patriots deny a report that the kicker replaced it with ‘I Love Bob Kraft’.

Read more at tmz.com.

Now that big fat business is making a fuss, the Washington NFL football team says its “reconsidering” a name change.

Well it’s 2020, folks. What is left to review?

What about appealing to those who will clearly have a problem with the name change by calling the team The Washington 2nd Amendments?!

Read more at nytimes.com.

Presidents, Generals, Lincolns, Americans and Monuments are just a few of the names on the list.

Everyone can speculate as much as they want but if they don’t change their name to the Washington Deep States they’re idiots.

Read more at cnn.

If Washington is to change its franchise name (it should), then team should follow @petemrogers’ design pic.twitter.com/GPsWFgy6DB

— Ollie Connolly (@OllieConnolly) July 2, 2020

The NFL is reportedly planning to have ‘Lift Every Voice And Sing’, performed live or play before every Week 1 game to show its support to the Black Lives Matter movement. Written by civil rights leader James Weldon Johnson, the song is considered to be the Black National Anthem. The NFL would not comment on a report that Colin Kaepernick will perform the song before the 49ers game.

Read more at espn.com.

Axl Rose returned to Twitter, this time calling Surgeon General Jerome Adams ‘a coward’, and a ‘POS’ and demanding that he resign. Reps for Joe Biden are denying reports that they’ve offered the G n R frontman a spot as his campaign rally hype man.

Jerome Adams is
a: A coward
b: A POS
c: Both
Resign. U don’t deserve the job or title. America deserves better.

— Axl Rose (@axlrose) July 3, 2020

Albert Brooks wasn’t always a talking fish. He used to be the funniest man alive

On this 4th July maybe we should reconsider this idea I had quite a long time ago.https://t.co/SqaF6CxMRE

— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) July 4, 2020

They had dozens going wild. What will they do for their encore?

The White House 4th of July entertainment is a white guy singing Bruno Mars pic.twitter.com/fuHkAtgaZx

— Scott Gairdner (@scottgairdner) July 5, 2020

Neil Young was not happy that ‘Rocking In The Free World’ and ‘Like A Hurricane’ were used during the President’s 4th Of July celebration at Mount Rushmore. Young went on Twitter to say ‘I stand in solidarity with the Lakota Sioux and this is NOT ok with me’. White House officials declined to comment on a report that the President vetoed organizers first choice, ‘Sugar Mountain’.

This is NOT ok with me… https://t.co/Q9j9NRPMhi

— Neil Young Archives (@NeilYoungNYA) July 4, 2020

I stand in solidarity with the Lakota Sioux & this is NOT ok with me https://t.co/iPVcFplOHa

— Neil Young Archives (@NeilYoungNYA) July 4, 2020

MTV announced that it’s bringing back Clone High, the 2002 animated series created by Phil Lord and Chris Miller (Spider Man: Into The Spider-Verse, the Lego Movie franchise). The show featured teenage clones of John Kennedy, Cleopatra, Lincoln, Joan Of Arc, and Gandhi all attending a secretly run high school. Reps for the network would not comment on a report that the new cast will include Bill and Hillary Clinton, George W. Bush, Susan B. Anthony and Obama.

Read more at ew.com.

Not sure what is happening here but can’t stop watching

Britney You are the quarantine Queen.

MA’AM!!! WHAT!!!! IS!!!! GOING!!!! ON!!!! HERE????? pic.twitter.com/WxxSyR5vNj

— Kalhan (@KalhanR) July 3, 2020

Rumor is George Lucas wants to make his own sequel to the original Star Wars trilogy now that everyone hates the one Disney put out. Can’t wait to see Luke die again.

Read more at wegothiscovered.com.

Mad Men is heading to Amazon and they’ve announced they won’t be pulling the episode where one of the characters is in black face. Instead, they’re going to put a disclaimer on the particular episode.

Read more at latimes.com.

Mike Tyson was recently filmed on an L.A. beach tossing around a steel cage, carrying buckets of bloody fish, tossing life rafts and wearing snorkeling equipment. He’s either shooting a promo for Shark Week or prepping to play Quint in a Jaws reboot.

Read more at tmz.

Mike Tyson flips over shark cage on beach for a fit photoshoot pic.twitter.com/ZOuvbeDlcM

— Giorgi Javoiani (@javoiani) July 3, 2020

When Mad Men moves over to Amazon IMDB TV July 15, it will run a disclaimer for a Season 3 episode in which Roger Sterling (played by John Slattery) wears blackface. However, there will not be any disclaimers for episodes that showed Roger Sterling’s bare ass.

Read more at people.com.

Your emotions are fine but keep it an inner voice!

Oh and don’t post it! #girlcreep

This girl has me SCREAMINGGGGGG what a MOOD 😂 pic.twitter.com/6lKoLQo8tH

— tony montana⁷ 💜 🇭🇹💋 (@Omgitstamz) July 4, 2020

Even the patriotic themed wacky inflatable arm man knows this is a bad idea.

“I can’t wait to have that drink called ‘I can’t wait to die’” #COVIDIOTS pic.twitter.com/I2e7ug8nIZ

— Khary Penebaker (@kharyp) July 4, 2020

See! They’re just like us!

Yeah it’s a tough summer but there are some high points thanks to TMZ

Oh and you know there is Pornhub, right?

Read more at tmz.com.

Really there are no words

I've watched this 342 times pic.twitter.com/iIxF2FMUEM

— Helen (@Star5eed) July 2, 2020

If you were wondering if we were living in an alternative reality then cast a gander at this really big bird or
really small shark. What’s next !?

Dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria.

Read more at tmz

Just in case you haven’t seen a bird flying around with a shark that it just plucked out of the ocean… pic.twitter.com/ILKqd9wrFG

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 2, 2020