Tuesday July 25 Daily Links
TUESDAY 7.25
NEWS STORIES
Mayor Adams Awkward Heckler Response
Heckle: Fuck you, Eric Adams! Fuck you, asshole! You are messing with homeless people!
Adams: Thank you… You know, one should be happy if someone wants to make love to them.
Great comeback, Urkel.
SPORTS
Tom Brady and Irina Shayk Have a Sleepover
Look who’s dating. Tom Brady met Irina Sheyk as a wedding in Europe earlier this summer, and they were spotted being very cozy this weekend before ending up at his place, where she stayed the night. She previously dated Bradley Cooper.
Looks like Brady gets the Bronze.
Saudis Going to Offer Mbappe A Billie
The Saudis are trying to lure a giant star to play in their league and lost their bid to get Lionel Messi to sign with them. Well now insiders say they have the green light to offer superstar Kylian Mbappe a cool billion.
Who gives a fuck. I’m still not watching.
Grudens Response When Dan Snyder Called Him Fat
John Gruden reportedly said to Dan Snyder, “I’ll take your head And dribble It Into the asphalt” after Dan called him fat and they never got along again. This is according to Don Van Natta who told the story on the Rich Eisen show.
Eric Adams could learn a thing or two from Gruden.
@thericheisenshow Don Van Natta came on the show today and told us the interesting backstory behind the Jon Gruden/ Dan Snyder beef 👀 #washingtoncommanders #dansnyder #jongruden #oaklandraiders #lasvegasraiders
Watch Brazil Womens Teams Bad Ass Goal
Bia Zaneratto scored what is being called the most impressive goal of the Womens 2023 World Cup so far.
Whats the feminist version of ole ole ole!
She puts the bra in Brazil.
BRAZILIAN SOCCER AT ITS FINEST 🇧🇷
Bia Zaneratto makes it three for Brazil 🇧🇷 pic.twitter.com/DT0c5838Rk
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 24, 2023
ARod Has Strange Hitting Advice
“So in batting practice, I’m coming at the ball from here — posture up — and right down,” Rodriguez said while going through his swing on the set. “You can’t get in trouble: it’s like you’re punching a little person with your right hand. It’s going, ‘boom,’ right there.
At least he said little person. Steroids have rotted out his brain.
Bills RB Jetski Accident
Nyheim Hines isn’t their best running back, but you still don’t want to lose a man right before the season. He probably won’t be playing this year after a Jetski accident left him requiring surgeries that will keep him off the field.
Teh jet ski is the motorcycle of the sea. Next time skip that ride.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Minnie Driver Saw a Man Masturbating on the Beach
She witnessed a man yanking his crank in a cabana in Malibu and wanted none of it so after providing a statement to police, she left.
New movie, the banana in the cabana.
The Rock Donates 7 Figures to SAG Relief Fund
Dwayne Johnson answered the call to help support out of work striking actors with seven figures that hopefully will inspire others to join the call.
This is going to cost Jay Leno another box of donuts.
Pete Davidson Gets Community Service
Because he’s a first time offender, Pete Davidson entered into a diversion program where he won’t have to plead guilty or not guilty to the charges that stemmed from him driving into a house. In return he has to serve 50 Hours of community service, which he will serve in NYC with FDNY. Plus he has to go to 12 hours of traffic school and visit a morgue to learn about victims of reckless drivers.
you guys realize you’re working with a Mental Health crisis. Then he walked into a wall.
Common Dumped Tiffany Haddish on the Phone
When Haddish and Common broke up back on 2021, it wasn’t mutual, she admitted recently. In fact he dumped her on the phone. She was really happy in what she described as the best relationship she ever had when he stopped inviting her to things little by little until she got the call. “It was more him saying, ‘I think this relationship has run its course.’ And I was like, ‘Okay. Like you gonna be a 50-year-old single man. Okay?’”
Was that right after he saw her stand up?
Nolan and the Inception Ending
Christopher Nolan says he never really gave a real answer to all the questions about the ending of Inception and now 13 years later he finally has an answer.
Now it seems like an even more boring movie.
Matt Damon: That Time Brad Pitt Made George Clooney Really Mad
Clooney is a mega pranker, and Damon says he never wanted retribution so he never pranked him back. But Brad Pitt did. He sent a letter, in Italian to the Italian crew of Oceans 12, telling the crew they may not look George in the eye, or speak to him.
Nobody got hurt, relax Clooney. This is have everyone feels when you prank them, they just dont say it.
VIRAL & TRENDING
NFT of Dorseys First Tweet From Bank to Tank
NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet, originally purchased for $2.9 million, is now worth less than $4. This news is according to OpenSea, one of the world’s largest NFT marketplaces. And it only took two years to drop to worthless.
That’s still more than the first X tweet will be worth.
Gang Gang Tokkers Making Fat Cash
Creators pretending to be non-playable video game characters and offering fans to pay them to do various actions and say repetitive phrases are making around $7,000 a day. Creators like Pinkydoll and Cherry Crush log on to live streams, fans purchase emojis that trigger the phrase, and they say it. According to The Guardian, Pinkdoll has claimed she makes upwards of $7,000 a day from a livestream with over 3.5 million likes on the video.
Why does this make me miss candy crush?
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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