Tuesday July 23 Daily Links

TUESDAY 7.23
NEWS STORIES
Every State Democratic Chair Gives Backing to Harris
State Democratic party chairs resoundingly gave their support to Kamala Harris to head the Democratic ticket for 2024, calling her “a proven leader on the issues that matter to Americans: reproductive freedom, gun violence prevention, climate protection, justice reform, and rebuilding the economy.”
She is the Kaiser Soze of this whole deal.
NBC News Takes You Inside Bidens Decision Not to Run Again
Want to go behind the scenes of the biggest political decision of the year?
No need, we know what was behind the decision. The whole party tipped him.
RFK Jr Was Looking for a Gig in Trumps White House
Insiders told the Washington Post that Robert F Kennedy Jr met with Trump, offering his endorsement in exchange for a gig.
There’s not a right field deep enough for this guy.
Trump Wants Kim Jong-Un to Relax, With Baseball
He says he wants to take the dictator to a Yankees game so he can relax because all he ever wants to do is buy nuclear weapons. “All he wants to do is buy nuclear weapons and make them,” Trump told the crowd. “I said, ‘Just relax. Chill. You got enough. You got so much nuclear weapons, so much.’ I said, ‘Just relax. Go to a nice — let’s go to a baseball game. I’ll show you what a baseball [is].’ We’ll go watch the Yankees; or we’ll come watch Michigan at its home opener, OK? How about that?” Trump said.
Trump just wants him to say no more yankee my wanky.
SPORTS
Team WNBA Beat Team USA
Cheryl Reeve’s Olympic Team ate it playing against Caitlin Clark and the WNBA’s all star team. And Reeve’s taking a lot of heat, particularly for her decision not to scoop up rookie super star Clark.
Should have taken both those rookies
Kobe Bryants Locker Auction Has High Expectations
The Staples Center Locker is expected to sell for over $1 million.
Lock not included.
Sports Broadcaster Uncancelled
Thom Brennaman is returning to TV after a four year absence that resulted from his using a gay slur. In 2020, he was calling a Cincinnati Reds and Kansas City Royals baseball game for Cincinnati TV station when he got caught on a live mic referring to Kansas City as “one of the [f-slur] capitals of the world.”
Okay got it. The sentence is four years.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Did Andrew Garfields Get Under His GFs Literal Spell?
Kate Tomas admits to being a professional witch, but denies that she used magic to seduce him, although she does teach a seduction glass.
Yeah. Uh, magic isn’t real.
Sharon Stone Signs on to Nobody 2
She will co-star with Bob Odenkirk on a sequel to his critical darling, Nobody.
Hope she shows her pussy.
Two Legendary Movie Theaters Closing This Week
“Regency Theatres lease of the Bruin & Village Theatres ends this month with the last day of operation being July 25th. We have been proud to steward these buildings for the past 14 years and are grateful to the Hollywood community & patrons alike who have supported these iconic theaters. We are excited to see what the future holds for these beloved Los Angeles Landmarks and look forward to their continued success,” said Regency Theatres President Lyndon Golin in a statement.
Get used to this story.
Brendan Fraser Is Gonna Play Dwight D Eisenhower
Oscar winner Brendan Fraser will play the commander in chief in an upcoming D-Day movie titled Pressure.
He’s looking forward to putting on another 400 pounds.
Theres No Kissing in Twisters
The movie Twisters has no kissing, and Steven Spielberg Is to blame.
That’s just because he’s never done it.
more stories coming soon
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VIRAL & TRENDING
Someone Left Oxiclean for Billy Mays
Mays son went to visit his dads resting place while in Pittsburgh and found one of Mays products, Oxiclean, left as a marker.
Legend.
https://x.com/infinitethird/status/1815393197503152370?s=51
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