Tuesday July 18 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at July 18, 2023

TUESDAY 7.18

NEWS STORIES

Nick Fuentes Gives Horrific Anti-Semitic Speech

Remember that anti semitic podcaster who had dinner with Trump and Kanye causing Kanye to lose a ton of brand partnerships? Well he isn’t interested in concealing his anti-semitism and has even declared a holy war on the jews. Quoting from some out of context biblical passages, he fired up a group of followers to declare a holy war in which his “we” are willing to die, and willing to make others die.

Look who’s trying to get invited back to mar a lago.

Space Craft Washed Up on Shore?

Australian authorities are warning people to stay away from a cylindrical metal capsule looking thing that washed up on shore, saying it may be a dangerous piece of an alien space craft.

Dangerous how? It looks like a fender.

Georgia Has a Peach Problem

Georgia Peach farmers lost about 90% of their crop this year forcing farmers and retailers to pivot as they literally run out of peaches. An exceptionally warm winter and some unfortunate frost timing caused the loss. Those who sell peach based product are forced to buy from other states.

We got problems with the beaches and the peaches now? Its too much.

Sea Lion Almost Crushes Worker

A 750 pound sea lion almost crushed a worker when it flopped out of its tank at Marineland in Spain.

Everyone deserves a break at work.

Florida Church That Sold Bleach to Cure Covid Goes to Trial

The Genesis II Church of Health and Healing heads to trial in Miami this week for selling a Covid miracle cure that also allegedly cured other diseases.They made over a million dollars before the feds closed in and shut them down.

Well you can’t get more organic than bleach.

First Gen iPhone Sells for Almost 200k

An original iPhone still in its original box from 2007 sold for $190,000 at auction this week which was a pretty good haul compared to its original purchase price of $599.

I got an old flip phone who wants it?

SPORTS

Mark Zuckerbergs In Training Camp

Zuck is working with UFC fighters to train for his bout with Elon Musk and the inside word is everyone is surprised how good he is.

Elvis thought he was good at karate too

Super Computer Predicts US v London Womens World Cup

Supercomputer BETSiE ran simulations for the upcoming womens world cup and predicts that reigning champions- The US National Womens Team will repeat in a final against England.

My barber came up with the same thing.

Tickets to First Messi Game Up to Six Figures

Vivid Seats says resale for tickets to Lionel Messi’s first game with Miami are breaking records for US Major League Soccer seats. The average seat price is about $500 but there are tickets being offered at prices as high as $110k.

Do you know how many original iPhones i could get for that?

8 Northwestern Students Lawyer Up

Eight former Northwestern football players have retained a prominent civil rights and injury attorney in anticipation of a lawsuit against the school and the team’s coach who was recently fired in connection with abuse allegations.

Why does anyone allow themselves to be hazed? If someone tried to haze me…

LeBron Shares Post Praising Mavs Kyrie on IG

The Lakers player shared a post on his stories that raved that Kyrie Irving is the best player with the ball in his hands that we’ve ever seen. James emphasized adding his own EVERRRRRRRR!

You can kiss up to him all you want he isn’t going to be a Laker he doesn’t want to play with you.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Murdaugh Topless Selfies

The convicted murderer snapped a bunch of creepy selfies including a few topless and managed to have them leaked to public.

Only Fans is going way downhill.

Sofia Vergara Joe Manganiello Break Up

After seven years of marriage, Sofia and Joe ‘have made the difficult decision to divorce,’ they said in a statement.

Was there a communication problem?

Ariana Grande Divorcing

She’s splitting with Dalton Gomez after two years. The news came just hours after Grande was spotted at Wimbledon in London without a wedding ring.

Pete!!!!

Jesus TV Show Gets Little Miracle

A show called The Chosen has been chosen by SAG AFTRA to get a little relief from strict strike restrictions. They have the greenlight to move forward with production.

It’s a miracle!

Miranda Lambert Stops Show Over Selfies

Fans are pissed that Lambert stopped a show complaining about two girls who weren’t paying attention and listening to her sing. She caught them taking selfies during her show and said “I’m gonna stop right here for a second, I’m sorry,” Lambert said to her pianist. “These girls are worried about their selfie and not listening to the song.” Fans thought that was redic and many walked out.

Didn’t you owe it to them to read them their Miranda rights?

Snow White and 7 Magical Beings Not Loved by Anti Woke

Some people really hate it when a classic is modified to be more inclusive, and right now they’re upset that the live action Snow White will feature seven magical beings instead of dwarfs.

Wow they must have hated West Side Story Its a miracle it ever got made.

Well this really hurts little people.

Elton Testifies in Kevin Spacey Case

Elton John and his husband testified at Kevin Spacey’s trial for the defense, asserting that he only attended one of their famous annual charity ball. And it was in 2001. The testimony was meant to refuse the accuser’s claim that in 2003 or 4 Spacey grabbed his balls on the way to the event.

Where were you for prince andrew

Hollywood Moguls Bask in Sun Valley Luxury While the Industry Shuts Down

While actors and writers pound the pavement in major cities striking against greedy studio heads, the studio heads themselves have been chilling in Sun Valley at the the Allen & Co. conference.

Where did you think they would meet, a trailer park?

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

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