Tuesday January 23 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at January 23, 2024

TUESDAY 1.23

NEWS STORIES

Hollywoods Walk of Fame Sucks

Daily Mail is calling Hollywood’s Walk of Fame a walk of shame, saying the infamous stretch of Hollywood Boulevard has become marked by homelessness, crime, and filth.

Where’ve you been? It’s been like that since at least the 70s.

Pro Gaza March Tries to Shut Down Sundance

Shutting down sundance should bring peace to the middle east.

DeSantis Claimed Quote From a Budweiser Ad Was From Churchill

When DeSantis announced he was withdrawing from the race for the GOP Nominee, he said “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts,” and credited Winston Churchill for the quip. Except nobody ever recorded Churchill saying that. But the BBC found the source of the quote and it was a 1938 Budweiser ad.

From the cradle to the grave this guy has been a fucking joke.

Fentanyl Claims Three More Celeb Deaths

Musician Jose “Luis” Vasquez of the Soft Moon, techno DJ Silent Servant and his wife were all found dead in a Los Angeles loft and authorities suspect the cause of death of all three is fentanyl overdose.

Remember in the AIDS era we couldn’t stop people from having unsafe sex either.

Reality Movie Citizen Weiner Takes Down the Fakery of Politics

Zach Weiner ran for city council in NYC in 2021 and his buddies made a movie about it thats not exactly a documentary- its more a “reality movie” according to them. “In wrestling, the wrestlers know it’s fake, and the audience know it’s fake. But they’re all acting like it’s real. And politics is beginning to feel like that. Especially with the candidates getting more and more zany and theatrical,” he says.

This guy is the Nathan Fielder of politics.

SPORTS

Jason Kelces Wife Knew He Was Acting Like an Ass

‘Hey, Kylie said get your a** back in here,’ then said Mahomes’ father, Pat, while he stood on the edge of the window. Kylie is Kelce’s wife and had relayed the message to Pat Mahomes after Jason took his shirt off and started drinking with Bills fans.

By the looks of her he wasn’t the only one in the family partying during that game.

Chiefs Bills Playoff Game Draws 40 Million Viewers

The NFL Divisional Playoff game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills averaged 39.3 million total viewers from 7 to 10 pm ET on Sunday evening.

40 million people saw Jason Kelce make an ass of himself.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Billy Joel Releasing First New Music in 31 Years

Yeah he had a ballad in 2007, but his last real music release was River of Dreams in 1993. But now on Facebook Joel released lyrics to a new song coming in February.

His first song is called “Hey I’m Still the Piano Man”.

SA Charges Against Gerard Depardieu Dropped

French Prosecutors dropped all charges against French actor Gerard Depardieu after determining that the action was barred by the statue of limitations.

Macron KNEW he was innocent!

Oliver Stone Shades Ryan Gosling

Stone said movies like Barbie contribute to the infantilization of Hollywood, and said “Ryan Gosling is wasting his time if he’s doing that shit for money. He should be doing more serious films. He shouldn’t be a part of this infantilization of Hollywood. Now it’s all fantasy, fantasy, fantasy, including all the war pictures: fantasy, fantasy.”

And Oliver Stone is wasting his time not making any movies.

Director Norman Jewison Dead at 97

The famed director behind Fiddler on the Roof, Rollerball, In the Heat of the Night, and The Thomas Crowne Affair has died.

Not all the good die young.

Bon Jovi Docuseries Coming to Hulu

‘Thank you, Goodnight: The Bon Jovi Story’ is the first-ever docu-series on the band’s history will full cooperation from all members. The four-part docuseries is set to premiere on Friday, April 26.

Docuseries? Can’t you tell this story in a tight 30?

Lana Del Ray Does a Valentines Skims Campaign

I dont know what it is but i want it.

Experts Say Hypochondria Can Cause Early Death

A new Swedish study is saying that those who suffer from hypochondria, now referred to as illness anxiety disorder, actually do tend to die younger than those who don’t have the condition.

So wouldn’t this just make them right?

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

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