New Radicals are getting the band back together for the time in 22 Years. They will be playing the big Biden Parade.

Think they will do You Get What You Give!?

Read more at rollingstone.com.

“Memories
Light the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were”

The president’s lawyer will not be able to serve as lead attorney for the President during the Senate impeachment trial because he’s scheduled to be called as a witness. The former Mayor called for ‘trial by combat’ at the ‘Save America’ rally which triggered the riot at the Capitol.

Rudy Giuliani failed 50 times to prove voter fraud in the courts. But he did a crazy amount of stunts that made America forget its worries for a hot minute.

Can you give us one more fart before you go?

Read more at nypost.com.

Congratulations on having the least Florida Woman “crime” and the least Florida Woman arrest in the states history.

Read more at nbcnews.com.

Aditya Singh was arrested over the weekend after officials discovered he had been secretly living a restricted area of O’Hare Airport for 3 months. According to prosecutors, Singh arrived on a flight from Orange County back in October, then, out of fear of catching COVID, stayed in employee-only zones using a stolen staff credentials. Passengers who came in and out of the airport reportedly gave him money and food to survive. The Terminal 2, directed by Tom Hanks, available soon on demand!

Read more at tmz.

A single winning ticket was sold in Maryland for the $731 million Powerball jackpot. Here’s hoping it’s Hunter Biden.

A single ticket sold in Maryland matched all six numbers of the $731.1 million Powerball lottery, the fourth-largest jackpot in Powerball history https://t.co/pJkKThS8Nq

— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) January 21, 2021

After the Browns tough loss over the weekend Johnny Football thought it’d be a good idea to trash the team that drafted him and he bottomed out at. Browns fans had a field day with him after that. Can’t wait for him to show up in the third iteration of the XFL as a mascot.

Read more at yahoo.

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— Johnny Manziel (@JManziel2) January 17, 2021

The Mets have fired General Manager Jared Porter after it was revealed that he sent unsolicited, inappropriate texts to a female reporter in 2016. One of the texts included a shot of an erect penis. Porter plans to start an Only Fans account where he exposes himself after every Met win.

Read more at nypost.

Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas are splitzville, kaput, broken up, donesky.

Ben and Ana had been together just one year but honestly, in covid years, that’s like a decade. Wonder if the final straw was his Dunkin addiction??

Read more at etcanada.com.

Back when all those statues were being destroyed, Trump decided to create of a new national historical site- a National Garden of American Heroes that would be filled with statues of those embodying the American spirit. Today he named names that include sports stars, musicians, political figures, actors and artists among others.

And Christopher Columbus? The Italian who never actually even landed in North America? Makes sense…

NEW: Trump signs a new executive order with a long list of names for his "National Garden of American Heroes."

"Each individual has been chosen for embodying the American spirit of daring and defiance, excellence and adventure, courage and confidence, loyalty and love." pic.twitter.com/dcVeK1MYxR

— Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) January 18, 2021

Gwenyth Paltrow’s “This Smells Like My Vagina“ Candle bursts in flames and started a house fire.

If your vagina smells like a house fire, please seek medical attention.

Read more at nypost.

A cardboard cut out of Ana de Armas, Ben Affleck’s latest ex girlfriend, was seen being thrown out from his home over the weekend. His kids were seen playing with it over the summer. He would never throw out the Jennifer Garner fathead he has plastered over his headboard.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Angie Bowie called the David Bowie biopic, Stardust, ‘boring’, ‘dreary’, ‘a total waste of time’ and said that if Bowie were still alive, he ‘would have never watched it’. She also pointed out that the film doesn’t highlight what made David Bowie a great musician. Bowie wanted to retitle the movie, Hunky Snory.

Read more at nme.com.

Alec Baldwin has decided to leave Twitter in the wake of the scandal involving his wife Hilaria. He called the platform ‘a party where everyone is screaming’, before signing off. Baldwin needs a party where he can occasionally punch someone.

Read more at nme.com.

Elizabeth Chambers, the estranged wife of Armie Hammer, was a judge at a charity brunch in Grand Cayman. It was her first appearance since allegations that Hammer was into BDSM and cannibalism surfaced. Organizers made it a point not to have ribs on the menu.

Read more at pagesix.

Wayfair, Kohl’s and Bed, Bath, & Beyond are all no longer selling any of the MyPillow products due to the CEO’s ties to President Trump. He needs to get a meeting with Gwyneth Paltrow immediately to try to get a piece of that Goop audience.

Wayfair, Kohl's & Bed Bath & Beyond have severed ties with #MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell because of his ties to President Trump including recent comments about a “stolen election,” and suggestions of martial law.” Details on @FOX9

— Alix Kendall (@alixkendallfox9) January 19, 2021

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Looking to catch up on your Westerns? You’ll want to check in on this list.

The gang at Vulture may be woke when it comes to stand up but they like violence and racism in
their Westerns ?

What? No “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues”?

Read more at vulture.com.