A man in India got a bonus with the bread he ordered online. When it was delivered, there was a live rat in the bag.

And they weren’t charged extra.

Read more at NY Post

Vivek Ramaswamy is moving to Iowa to start testing his appeal with people in the sticks. The “CEO of Anti-Woke Inc.” is 37, has made millions, wrote a book, and is a fixture on the Tucker Carlson show and he’s looking to conquer politics next, starting right at the top.

Making money in this country is not the same as getting votes….yet.

Read more at Politico

Nettie’s House of Spaghetti in Tinton Falls NJ has inspired controversy after announcing that children under ten are not welcome.

Luckily the topless joint across the street is all ages.

Read more at Fox5NY

Pete Filiberto was arrested this weekend for impaired driving and possession of ten grams of cocaine discovered during a traffic stop during which he attempted to evade police officers.

In Florida you need ten grams on your way to cop cocaine.

Read more at Florida Today

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The Super Bowl Ratings were impressive this year– more than 112 million watched the Eagles face off against Kansas City. The ratins are the best we’ve seen in six years.

Who needs Tom Brady.

Read more at NY Post.

King James got booed at the Super Bowl so he responded via Jumbotron with a gesture- placing an invisible crown on his royal head. And it wasn’t well received.

Jesus Christ what do you have to do to impress people in this country.

Read more at huffpost.

An Ad for tubi appeared as if the game was back on, and then “interrupted” the broadcast with a search screen making viewers think they were missing part of the game.

This commercial came on exactly when I was sitting on my remote.

Read more at TMZ

The WSJ says Patrick Mahomes has made a strong case that he’s the new Tom Brady of the NFL.

Case closed. He’s in.

Read more at WSJ

Eagles fans marched on the city, climbing poles, chanting, and clashing with poilce while they chanted fuck the chiefs.

Just regular sunday night in Philly
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After the game ended, Terry Bradshaw wanted to speak to the winning coach, Andy Reid, who is the most beloved coach in the NFL. “Big guy. Let me get the big guy in here, Come on, waddle over here,” he said to the champion Head Coach.

How long are we going to let this hillbilly ramble on tv.

Read more at SI

During Patrick Mahomes victory interview, his brother Patrick does the photo bomb gimmick with a dumb dance.

Every star’s got a brother Billy. Can’t wait till they come out with PatrickBeer.

Read more at TMZ

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— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 13, 2023

“Amazing how Rihanna is able to keep singing even when she puts the mic aside and doesn’t move her lips at all,” was one of many remarks.

In her defense, it’s hard to lip sync well at 10,000 feet.

Read more at NY Post.

You had pop weirdos in your day too boomer.

The worst thing about being famous is the lack of privacy. I can’t even walk down the street without people looking and pointing. pic.twitter.com/Sy2pFTEpeF

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) February 12, 2023

Cate goes native, with full Aussie accent to teach us all about the colorful slang phrases she loves.

Why doesn’t she talk like this in every movie?

It’s been a year of lead up but we finally got to the home stretch of M&Ms campaign at the Super Bowl.

Why are they wasting millions for 30 seconds? There’s no competitor to M&M.

Read more at avclub.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively announced they are expecting their fourth child.

In 2023, this is like having 12 kids. And we know…Ryan wants a boy.

Read more at CNN

Interviewed later, Bert Kreischer said he had a blast.

Read more at mediaite

WATCH: Deranged Mulleted Man Goes Streaking And Belly Flops Into Pond at Golf Tournament

And they got him. pic.twitter.com/K8m5PyrIhK

— Tyler Drake (@Tdrake4sports) February 10, 2023