Tuesday December 15: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at December 15, 2020

TUESDAY 12.15

NEWS STORIES

Former SOCOM Head says Dan Crenshaws Video is 'Embarrassing'

Retired Gen. Raymond Thomas, a former head of US Special Operations Command, called Dan Crenshaw’s stupid cosplay video “embarrassing” and said he thought it was a “Saturday Night Live” skit.

You can be a Navy Seal and a nerd.

Hey New York Max Rose Wants To Be Your Mayor

He may have lost the chance to go back to DC but Max Rose has his eye on the Apple. The big Apple!

Every Rose has its thorn.

Porn Hub Deletes More Than Half its Content

Millions of videos are now gone from pornhub if they originated from accounts that are not verified with the platform.

Tiktok is about to get a lot sexier.

NYPOST Shames EMT For Being on Only Fans

New York Post doesn’t care that there’s a pandemic going on and money is tight. They want pure EMTs

Max Rose will clean up this town!

SPORTS

Lamar Jackson Denies Having To Shit During MNF

Lamar Jackson sat out two drives last night on Monday Night Football for what they said was cramping. But the internet believed Lamar just had to use the bathroom, so he has had to deny that. The only people who shit the bed on Monday night were the Browns secondary.

No One Wants Thursday Night Football

Networks aren’t exactly begging to get a chance at broadcasting Thursday Night Football since the deal isn’t exclusive – whoever has the right, it’s FOX currently – splits half the games with Amazon and the NFL Network. What people really want is Wednesday night football, Covid has taught us that.

Pilates Instructor Sort Of Outs Steelers Player For Cheating...and Not Cheating in the Game

A 21 year old Los Angeles pilates instructor went on Tik Tok to let everyone know she outed a Pittsburgh Steeler who was cheating on his wife. She was posting screencaps of DM’s she had with the player and with his wife who she was sending them all to. We should be getting an Only Fans account from this girl in moments.

ENTERTAINMENT

Smokey Robinson Send Cameo to old Childhood Neighbor

Well this is going Viral. One of Smokey Robinson’s childhood neighbors got a cameo from Smoke- a gift from her kids. The kids wanted it as a Cha-nooka gift. You know…Cha-nooka.

I’m sure she would want to wish you a Merry Christmas and many blessings on the birth of baby Ja-Zeus, whoever that is.

https://twitter.com/jeffjacobson/status/1338253345580969984?s=21

Marvel Confirms Sexual Orientation of Chris Pratt’s Guardians of the Galaxy Character

Star Lord is a Polyamorous Bisexual.

You’re going to have some explaining to that anti gay church of yours, Pratt.

Bella Thorne Paved the Way and Normalized Celebs Having Only Fans Accounts

Bella Thorne took a lot of heat for joining Only Fans and changing how its perceived. But look how many celebs are on board now.

Not sure this is going to help her case saying she took away from hard working sex workers out there but hey, guess she’s a trend setter!

Bella Thorne: I’m the first celebrity to make an onlyfans

Reality: pic.twitter.com/9eN3msTAfk

— forestmama🦋🍃🌸🦞 (@forestbonnieMFC) December 13, 2020

New Justice League Cut Has Batman Dropping The F Bomb

Zach Synder expects his version of Justice League to be rated R because it features Batman dropping the F-bomb and the villain Steppenwolf cutting people in half. Why not use the old tried and true ‘Holy Shit!’

Jeff Bridges Reveals New Look And Medical Update

Jeff Bridges posted a new pic featuring a shaved head and a new puppy. The Oscar winning actor said he’s feeling good after being treatment for Lymphoma, shouted out his friend John Goodwin, and urged everyone to support the charity, No Kid Hungry. Why can’t we all be as cool as The Dude?

GOING VIRAL

Security Cameras Catch Dogs Eating Homework

Darren Lamban and his cousin JB Barit can legitimately say that the dogs ate their homework. Security cameras were able to catch the dogs in the act while the students were asleep. This will become the blueprint for deep fake videos for kids worldwide.

N95 Masks Are Yesterday's News, You Need A Blanc

If you really wanna get something special for that essential worker in your life, get them a Blanc mask. This will terrify everyone at the hospital or grocery store but at least you’ll be safe.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Rolling Stone Picks 20 Best TV Shows

Rolling Stone picks the best TV shows and since they like classic I’m going to guess one of their picks

The Flintstones.