Tuesday December 12 Daily Links
TUESDAY 12.12
NEWS STORIES
”Rudy
Giuliani’s Georgia trial starts Monday and will determine whether he must pay tens of millions of dollars in damages to two Georgia election workers he repeatedly defamed
He’s ready to lose more money that he doesn’t have.
Lets just hope he doesn’t show up in the Georgia in Eastern Europe.
George Santos Plea Talks
“The parties are presently engaged in plea negotiations with the goal of resolving this matter without the need for a trial,” Brooklyn federal prosecutors wrote in a filing for a continuance, seeking 30 days to continue deal talks.
He needs to get this trial done so he can start his only fans.
DeSantis Goes After Trump
Trump denigrates military service by claiming it is “braver” that he debated Hillary Clinton than what soldiers endure on the battlefield. Debating isn’t “brave”; it’s the bare minimum any candidate should do. Hiding from debates, on the other hand, is an example of cowardice.
It’s an odd case of way too little way too late.
Getting Fired Because You Have an Only Fans is Becoming More Common
Two English teachers in rural Missouri were fired for their Only Fans content, and AP asks, is there legal recourse for this situation that is becoming more and more common.
And one of those people had a box store, where they were only selling fans.
SPORTS
Tommy Cutlets Agent is Ready for Prime Time
Sean Stellato showed up on the field with his client tonight dressed for the part.
He’s going to make the Giants an offer they can’t refuse.
Read more at Twitter
This is indeed Tommy's agent, @seanstellato pic.twitter.com/E6DJWf8rb3
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) December 12, 2023
Rex Ryan Drops a Ref to His Foot Fetish
On ESPN’s Get Up the former coach said, “This guy right here – line the heck up,” Ryan said as the clip of the play was shown. “… I just said, this is a toe I don’t like. You know I like toes. I don’t like this toe. Come on, line up on fricking sides for crying out loud.”
Fun Fact: Rex Ryan can start a car with his feet like Fred Flinstone
Mahomes Explains Meltdown
“It’s the call man,” he said, explaining that he’s never had offensive offsides called in 7 years. He also stressed that nobody gave a warning until the last minute of the game.
Why don’t we just call it what it is, the Taylor Swift Curse.
https://x.com/schadjoe/status/1734240240187891866?s=20
Joe Flacco is Browns Savior
The 38-year-old QB has defied all expectations, and led the Cleveland Browns to a very likely playoff spot.
Joe’s so old he’s only 2 years younger than Rodgers.
Stephen A Smith Mocks Zion Williamson
“Have you no shame?” Smith said. “He’s more than 15 years younger than LeBron James. LeBron James is in his 21st season. Forget the talent because we know Zion Williamson is a big-time talent. The conditioning. I saw the brother go to the free throw line (and) it looked like he had a belly. He looked like he had a belly. It is shameful. “You got chefs in New Orleans who love him,” Smith said. “They’re looking for him. Every chef there wants to meet him because they know he’ll show up to their restaurant. The word out on Zion Williamson is that ‘he’ll eat the table.’ I’m quoting. ‘He’ll eat the table.’
Steve, fat shaming is a thing these days. A bad thing.
Lakers Will Hang an In Tourney Banner
The banner will be revealed on December 18
The knicks have a banner hanging up of Billy Joel. Who cares.
Lakers will raise an In-Season Tournament championship banner inside Crypto Arena, per B/R's @ChrisBHaynes and @TheSteinLine
The banner will be revealed on December 18 pic.twitter.com/S5rPySS78b
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 11, 2023
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Chris Rock Declines Offer to Host Globes
The Golden Globes are back but the search for a host for the show continues after several people including Chris Rock, declined offers. Ali Wong also declined an offer to host the show, as did the trio who host the podcast SMARTLESS, Will Arnett, Sean Hayes and Jason Bateman.
Call Kevin Hart he’d show up to the opening of an envelope.
Cecily Strong Bailed on SNL Cold Open Cameo
“Cecily was uncomfortable with the sketch.” The Post revealed also quoting an insider,” who said, “There were a variety of reasons, and last minute Cecily pulled out of the cold open.”
She should now be called Cecily Strong Instincts.
Rushmore Changed Bill Murrays Career
Collider makes the case that appearing in the Wes Anderson movie Rushmore changed Murray’s career forever.
What case are you going to make next, pizza is good?
Who Got Nominated for Golden Globes?
The comedy category is a hot race, between all the tv vets- Amy Schumer, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais- even though his special hasn’t even been released, Sarah Silverman, Trevor Noah and Wanda Sykes.
Poor Roseanne, snubbed again.
more stories coming soon
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Study Says You Should Decline Invites to Holiday Parties
A research study found that those who decline invitations to parties are convinced it will harm their relationship with the host. But those who host parties don’t really feel all that bad when someone declines their invitation.
Add weddings to this list it will make you even happier.
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