A dockworker trying to push a pontoon boat from the dock where it wasn’t supposed to be, and that sparked a giant chair slamming WWE style brawl.

Isn’t a pontoon boat already a dock?

Read more at NY Post

New human-esque remains believed to be 300,000 years old may inspire humanity to put a new branch on our family tree. The skull was that of a child, and seemed to have no chin.

This is Cugine-asapian.

Read more at Daily Mail.

Whether he’s looking to get out of NYC, or just raise some money for some potential legal expenses, Rudy put his Manhattan apartment on the market for $6.5 million.

It sounds like a lot of money but after he pays his legal expenses he’ll be living in his car.

Read more at Business Insider.

Thousands of city workers are threatening to shut down the city of Los Angeles, at least for one day with a strike. They are protesting what they call the city’s refusal to bargain in good faith.

Read more at Washington Post.

Mayor Eric Adams announced that the city will open a shelter for migrants on Randall’s Island. The shelter will house 2,000 adults. Adams says the State of NY will cover the costs to build, maintain and staff the Randall’s Island site.

I thought an island of homeless people was called Haiti.

Read more at The Guardian

After days of bragging about his training for his fight against Facebook head Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk is now saying “Exact date is still in flux. I’m getting an MRI of my neck & upper back tomorrow. May require surgery before the fight can happen. Will know this week.”

And he also has a girlfriend in Niagra falls.

Read more at mediaite.

We heard on Sunday that Zach Wilson thanked Aaron Rodgers for a great pass. Now Hard Knocks is showing us Aaron Rodgers calling a play from the sidelines that led to a Zach Wilson TD.

Are you here to coach or are you here to play A Rog?

Read more at NY Post.

Coach Aaron with the perfect play call for @ZachWilson 😅#HardKnocks premieres tomorrow 10pm ET on @streamonmax pic.twitter.com/jmIWGAMKFy

— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) August 7, 2023

The former NFL QB who served two years in prison and came out of jail weighing 375. Now he’s slimmed down and has blown everyone away with his new post summer bod. Once considered the biggest let down in all of sports, he’s ready now…but for what? “The Summer transformation is complete… 218 lbs & 7.5 [body fat percentage],” Leaf wrote, adding, “Football season is upon us!! #LFGOOOOO.”

Look who turned a new leaf.

Read more at NY post.

Richard Sherman will join Bayless on Undisputed for 50-100 episodes as one of several replacements for Shannon Sharpe.

Wish Skip Bayless was a partial host.

Read more at awful announcing.

Queen Bey had to start her Maryland show late, and she didn’t want her fans to worry about how they were getting home. So the queen shelled out about 100 grand to extend train service so fans didn’t have to worry.

You’re still not Taylor Swift buddy.

Read more at TMZ

We about to pass out waiting. Shelter in place has 50000 people in a hallway at fedex field !!!! 😡🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵@Beyonce pic.twitter.com/9rYejmRtNL

— and nem. (@rightschamp) August 7, 2023

“Billy Friedkin, who died today at 87, remains a uniquely unforgettable figure to his friends and colleagues — an eternal contradiction, both cantankerous yet kindly, argumentative yet thoughtful. He was a brilliant creator of popular entertainment but, to his close friends, also was brooding and cerebral.”

This dude was Friedken Amazing.

Read more at deadline.

It’s been awhile since Noth was pulled off his Sex in the City episode after being accused of sexual assault, and today, for the first time, he made public statements. He admits to infidelity. “I strayed on my wife, and it’s devastating to her and not a very pretty picture,” he stated. “What it isn’t is a crime.” But he says he never had a sexual encounter that wasn’t consensual.

Its the best thing that ever happened to you because you got pulled off that show.

Read more at yahoo.

He’s Pansexual. Or bisexual with an open mind. “To me, pan means being able to be attracted to anyone who identifies as gay, straight, bi, transsexual or non-binary. Being able to be attracted across the board. And, I think, at least for me for right now, that is the proper place,” the 51-year-old actor told the outlet, noting he was likely “completely messing up the dictionary meaning” of the word.

Only the girl part shocks us.

Read more at toofab.

HBO’s Succession earned the biggest award — the prestigious program of the year prize — and took home its third overall achievement in drama after previously winning in the category in 2022 and 2020. FX’s The Bear sizzled with wins for outstanding new program and took home the award for achievement in comedy.

This surprises no one.

Read more at THR

Virtual Dining Concepts, the ghost kitchen company that operates MrBeast Burger is suing Mr. Beast himself for failing to honor his contractual obligations, as well as intentional tortious interference. Last month Beastie tried to sue the company to terminate his contract after people were saying the burgers were disgusting and inedible.

i remember when you had to be a restaurant to open a restaurant.

Read more at variety

The annual World Dog Surfing Championships went down near San Francisco Saturday and the videos are priceless.

Hang Twenty.

Read more at TMZ

Surf's up for these talented pups at the World Dog Surfing Championships in Pacifica, California! 🌊🐕 pic.twitter.com/4yqzCaCyqa

— AccuWeather (@accuweather) August 7, 2023

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