Tuesday August 30: Daily Links

TUESDAY 8.30
NEWS STORIES
Lindsay Graham Baiting Trump Supporters?
Graham warns or maybe threatens/signals that there will be rioting if Trump is prosecuted. “If there’s a prosecution of Donald Trump for mishandling classified information, after the Clinton debacle … there’ll be riots in the streets,” Graham told former South Carolina congressman Trey Gowdy, on Fox News’s “Sunday Night in America.”
This guys gonna end up in front of the Four Seasons Landccaping company
San Diego Penguin Gets Fancy Helpful Shoes
A four year old named lucas has a degenerative foot condition, but his new orthopedic shoes will help him to walk. Thera-Paw created custom shoes made of neoprene and rubber to prevent pressure sores from developing when Lucas stands and walks.
Meantime we got poor kids crawling on the floor
BREAKING: The adorable San Diego penguin named Lucas was recently fitted with orthopedic footwear as he battles with a degenerative foot condition. #SanDiego #SanDiegoZoo #Zoo pic.twitter.com/RqnJea3bRS
— Joseph Bonner (@mrjosephbonner) August 30, 2022
SeaWorld Trainer Dragged Down By Two Orcas
Splash & Orkid, Sea World Orcas dragged down a trainer as she screamed “somebody help me.”
Sea world puts on the best shows.
The Trumps Say DeSantis is a CopyCat
DeSantis is being accused of ripping off Trumps bit. Insiders say the former President has accused the Florida Governor of stealing his body language and mannerisms.
It’s like a headliner talking to an open mixer
Garoppolo Signs Record Setting Back Up QB Contract
Jimmy Garoppolo and the 49ers have agreed to a contract that will make him the NFL’s highest paid backup QB.
Well he’s experienced. He’s been playing like a backup for years.
Jimmy Garoppolo and the 49ers have agreed to a contract that will make him the NFL's highest paid backup QB, per @Rapsheet and @MikeGarafolo pic.twitter.com/kCNWQrGMtU
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) August 29, 2022
SPORTS
ESPN Analyst Jalen Rose Stinks at Golf
NBA Analyst Jalen Rose may have the worst golf swing ever. After five straight misses, Jack Niklaus intervened
I’m sure Espn wont overdo this bit.
Adam Shefter Shills The Papa Johns Football Pizza
It’s a pizza, shaped like a football!!!!!!!
Hey Adam, it doesn’t matter what the shape is, it still sucks.
Football is back and to celebrate, starting today, @papajohns has introduced football-shaped pizzas, now available nationwide.#PapaJohnsPartner pic.twitter.com/cYtfxQhkEK
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) August 29, 2022
Peyton Manning Skydives For a Navy Seals
Manning took his first ever leap from a plane for the Navy Seals Foundation.
“I’m honored to be here in support of the Navy Seals Foundation,” the Hall of Fame QB said, strapped in for his tandem jump. “It’s my first time. I’m a little nervous. I feel like I’m in — let me say, I know I’m with some real pros in this.”
Perfect metaphor for his broadcasting career.
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Falcons Mascot Crushes Kids
Please make sure this guy isn’t working on make-a-wish day.
King Bloopy 👑 pic.twitter.com/UXcBp64526
— 🍦Blooper🍦 (@BlooperBraves) August 27, 2022
Couple Booted From Blue Jays Game For Banging In The Stadium
If August baseball doesn’t get you worked up enough to have public sex nothing will.
Two people were escorted out of the Blue Jays game after getting caught having sex pic.twitter.com/z7CBTxRpQ7
— 6ixBuzzTV (@6ixbuzztv) August 30, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Baltimore Locals Force Apple + Series to Shut Down
According to reports, Baltimore locals have been threatening/extorting producers of the new Apple+ series, Lady in the Lake. “aAdriver on our production crew was confronted by two men, one of whom brandished a gun directed at our driver, and then they fled the location. We are working with the Baltimore Police Department as the investigation is ongoing,” said a spokesperson.
This must be why The Wire isn’t on tv anymore.
Disney Keeps Upping Theme Park Costs, People Keep Paying
Theme park revenue for the company is way up. Profits have increased fivefold and they just keep charging visitors more and more.
Your mom was right. Its cheap at first until they get you hooked.
Why Did Michael Jackson Have 19 Fake IDs?
To score drugs of course. A new documentary ,TMZ Investigates: Who Really Killed Michael Jackson will reveal new information including the use of fake IDs to get drugs from various doctors.
Wouldn’t it be easier to just get a dealer? And safer?
Rian Johnson Just Keeps Getting More Proud Of The Last Jedi
In a recent interview Rian Johnson said that he’s even more proud of his film The Last Jedi than when he first made it.
He must not be on Twitter.
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TRENDING & VIRAL
Is This Itsy Bitsy Bikini Too Teenie Weenie to Even Bother?
Social media users are like oh my god why would you even bother wearing anything after seeing this new Schein bikin.
Its enough to get you on Instagram
@staceymurf I would just panicking about everything #shein #bikini #clothingfinds #plussize
Time For 80s Nostalgia ASMR
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Study Says Dolphins Use Wingmen
Just like humans, dolphins use wingmen to help them get laid, a study says.
Is that a wingman or the start of a gang bang?
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