A romance novelist whose resume includes a book called How To Murder Your Husband is on trial for allegedly murdering her husband.

Isn’t this the plot of Basic Instinct?

Read more at NY Post.

Believe it or not, a group of ladies who fit this description call themselves Goonettes. According to Input Mag, Goonettes are women who devoted to porn, to a level that most would call addiction. They gather on message boards or subreddits, and pride themselves on extended masturbation seshes.

This is the biggest catfish operation in history.

Read more at INput Mag

The Oakland Athletics entire roster are paid a combined $33 million. Two Yankees, a Ranger, an Angel and a Twin make more than that all by themselves- Max Sherzer, Gerrit Cole, Corey Seager, Anthony Rendon, and Carlos Correa each earn anywhere from $35 million to $44 million.

This money ball sure hasn’t paid off.

Current players who will be making more money this season than the entire Oakland #Athletics with their $33 million payroll:
Max Scherzer, #Yankees: $43.3M
Corey Seager, #Rangers: $37.5M
Anthony Rendon, #Angels: $37.5M
Gerrit Cole, #Yankees: $36M
Carlos Correa, #Twins: $35.1M

— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) April 3, 2022

Ben Simmons was at practice Monday but Coach Steve Nash says he’d be shocked if Ben Simmons plays this week.

All of us will be shocked if he ever plays again.

Read more at NY Post

Kansas came back big time and took the NCAA Championship. This clip alone is better than Bohemian Rhapsody – this should get an Oscar too.

Watch the clip on Twitter.

Mass St. singing "We are the Champions" pic.twitter.com/wpx4IIXQOU

— Callie Counsellor (@CCounsellor) April 5, 2022

Pete Davidson took Kim to meet his grandparents in Staten Island this week, which in Staten Island typically means, walked upstairs or next door.

These two have really committed to the bit.

Read more at Page Six

Gomez says she’s never been happier than the past four years without the internet, and now she’s starting a website (ironic, yeah) to help people with mental health struggles.

Why don’t you just help your cousin Luis J Gomez?

Read more at Daily Mail.

The ratings for the Grammy Awards is up from last year, just a little bit. The problem is last year was the lowest rated in the history of the Grammy Awards.

With music having a record low, could anyone be surprised?

Read more at Variety

Someone pointed out that Lady Gaga scatting at the Grammys sounds exactly like your Sim City Sim belting out a tune.

my sim using a karaoke machine pic.twitter.com/ssV0mEw10y

— henry (@number9angel) April 4, 2022

Come Through Vocals. When has a sim sounded this good singing karaoke?? lol

She got fans!!! 😂😂😂#ShowUsYourSims #Sims4 #Sims #TS4 #ts4cc #sims4cc pic.twitter.com/nK9Hpv0u8o

— Nix☆Nicole♡Just not N1kk1 (@Dontcallmen1kk1) January 23, 2022

On her Instagram, Martha wrote that the four dogs mistook the cat for an interloper, and posted a photo of the burial.

Police said Martha remains a person of interest in the killing.

Read more at TMZ.

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A woman cleaning out her garage found this Sharon Tate photo that’s never been published.

Well this makes that pic of young Prince look like shit.

Read more at NY Post.

new unseen photos of sharon tate released today from 1964 when she was 21 years old 🤍 pic.twitter.com/oplSykJNv9

— bethany (@fiImgal) April 3, 2022

Thank you, Jenny Slate, this is what the world needs right now.

Watch the trailer on Twitter.

The first trailer for ‘MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON’, starring Jenny Slate, has been released.

The film releases on June 24 in theaters. pic.twitter.com/biBlXzSLl5

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) April 5, 2022

After the #scammies, Travis Scott and Kourtney K got married in the middle of the night at Vegas chapel. Pete Davidson will be spotted with a hickie tomorrow and no one will care about this marriage.

Read more at TMZ

This is what happens when someone cuts the line at wallburger.

Read more at barstoolsports.

Meanwhile at the McDonald’s in Dorchester pic.twitter.com/GzIEXp36Jq

— Mark (@MarkJMcDonough) April 3, 2022

Plenty of fights are bigger and scarier, but are any more entertaining?

It’s Earth 2.

Yeah Gabriel shoulda left me alone 🙃 https://t.co/7iFq1IgZCq

— Adrien (@williams_adrien) April 3, 2022

Sometimes ugly is just cute

Kharkiv’s zoo is being evacuated and this footage of tapirs in transit might be the best video I’ve seen in weeks. pic.twitter.com/PlhyPlGvE5

— Kevin Rothrock (@KevinRothrock) April 2, 2022

Mental Floss picked the best movies based on their soundtracks just from the aughts.

Where’s Lord of the Rings?

Read more at mentalfloss.

Scientists put together models for the future of the planet, including Aurica- a big glob of land with the Americas in the middle, Novopangea, another cluster, Amasia, where we all drift toward the north pole, and a donut shaped arrangement called Pangea Ultima.

One things for sure. We’re going to have to change the NFL teams.

Read more at BBC

How the next 'supercontinent' will form https://t.co/oxlS3M4GWf via @rifish pic.twitter.com/bMacLkVadJ

— Stuart Wallace (@StuartLWallace) April 4, 2022

Scientists believe Man learned to love alcohol from monkeys. Monkeys would smell fermenting fruits and eat them, giving them a taste for alcohol.

Read more at Study Finds.