Sources have told media outlets that Carlson was fired from Fox and found out he was canceled only a few minutes before the rest of us found out.

He hasn’t said a word about it yet. But we’ll hear the story in a year or so as the last ten minutes of his stand up special.

Read more at mediaite.

CNN announced that they had parted ways with the long time host after 17 years and that he will always be a part of the network, but the truth is they fired him. Lemon said they didn’t even have the decency to tell him directly that he was out.

He may be the first person to turn lemonade into lemons.

Read more at AP News

Don Lemon’s demise started after he talked shit about Presidential Candidate Nikki Haley so she’s taking the time to enjoy his bad fortune. She posted on Twitter, “A great day for women everywhere,” and posted pics of her Nikki Haley branded beer koozies that say “Past my prime? Hold my beer.”

You might disagree with her politics but we all love a good beer koozie.

Read more at NY Post

Maga fans are pretty ticked off at FOX News predicting the demise of the Network will follow Carlson’s departure. Hashtags like RIP Fox were trending on Twitter and conspiracy theories are rolling .

Weird, I thought they’d take it better.

Read more at rollingstone.

At first we thought Jeff Sell was stepping down for having a consentual romantic entanglement with a media person that breached company guidelines. Now it seems that the woman- Hadley Gamble- has alleged sexual harassment and sex discrimination..

This worked out for Logan Roy and Kerry

Read more at Variety

With all the pity support he’s getting after being ousted from FOX News, plenty of people are suggesting that he could be a good GOP Presidential candidate.

Expect the return of the bow tie any minute

Read more at politico

“With this I don’t know why anybody needs to watch anything on the Murdoch empire, because Tucker was the mainstay of the the populist voice over at Fox,” he said reacting to the Tucker Carlson news.

If Bannon had anyone lpaying attention to him he’d be dangerous.

Read more at mediaite.

The trade is set, the Jets are getting Rodgers and he’s reportedly dating Mallory Edens, daughter of the man who owns the Milwaukee Bucks.

Sounds like good Edens.

Read more at nypost.

You might have missed this one, during one of the biggest breaking news days of the year, but the Ed Sheeran trial to determine whether he stole from Marvin Gaye is underway. The Gaye family sued Sheeran alleging that Sheeran’s hit song “Thinking Out Loud” is remarkably similar with Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On.” The Gayes also sued Robin Thicke over Blurred Lines.

This is their family business now.

Read more at AP News

Comedian Richard Lewis has announced that he has been diagnosed with Parkinsons Disease and he will be retiring from performing stand up. He says he is being well cared for, and is managing his symptoms with meds.

Look if you wanted to get out of doing another season of Curb you could have just said so.

Read more at variety.

Leah Remini was in the house for day one of the Masterson sexual assault re-trial.

if anyone ever brings down scientology dragon, it will be by Leah Remini’s sword.

Read more at US

She may have turned 90 this year, but Carol Burnett says she feels like an eleven year old.

That’s just the dementia talking

Read more at pagesix.

Romano revealed on Marc Maron’s podcast that he had major heart surgery after discovering a 90% blockage.

He believes he’s the next new heart.

Read more at CNN

After allegedly punching his brother in the face, cops were called and Bam Margera took off into the woods surrounding his Pennsylvania home. A warrant has been issued for his arrest.

Maybe it was just a stunt.

Read more at abc

The pop singer had made the remark, “hey fuck teachers dude” on a podcast in response to a guest saying she had been bullied by teachers growing up.

Hey I wrote this on my social studies network. Am I canceled too?

Read more at fox news.

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