Government employees have been asked to use the phrases “undocumented noncitizen” or “undocumented individual,” instead of illegal alien, as the term is both derogatory and outdated.

Can we still say Dem Aliens when we storm area 51?

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Former Trump attorney Lin Wood’s speech at this weekend’s Oklahoma Health and Freedom Event and OAN was streaming. That is until he started talking about the savior that would save your soul– Q. The conservative network chose that moment to cut away from the action

“He’s going to rebirth you into the spirit world and create exactly the person that he intended you to be,” while drawing the letter “Q” with his finger…”there’s the Q,” he added.

Guess that HBO QAnon doc didn’t get through to everyone.

Read more at mediaite.

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— John F Kennedy Jr (@JFKJrIs17) April 17, 2021

Clubhouse is so damn popular that Zuckerberg wants a piece of the action. He’s working on live audio rooms for facebook.

Hey it worked when you knocked off myspace.

Read more at wired.

Because fjords are so hard to navigate, Norway just approved a tunnel big enough for a cruise ship to sail through. Work starts next year.

Wait are cruise ships still a thing?

Read more at ls.com

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Mike Lindell live streamed for 48 hours till his site launched, but the highlight is watching him get so excited to hear that Trump called in, only to find out it was a prank.

You have to get up pretty late in the morning to get one past the my pillow guy.

Read more at boingboing.

Mike Lindell was just duped into thinking Trump was calling into the program. pic.twitter.com/VUMy1etNA3

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) April 19, 2021

For all the complaining about Cancel Culture it never really lasts. Just lie low for a month or two!

Read more at cnn.

Maybe a Simpsons tattoo to cover my Morrissey tattoo?

— Chris Gethard (@ChrisGethard) April 19, 2021

NASA has finally caught up technologically with the annoying nerdy kid from your neighborhood.

Read more at bbc.

Hey, does anyone realize we have porn hub?

@jennaaberman

The debut #fyp

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This totes adorbs. The Rock called in a favor to give a special gift to his daughter on her third birthday.

It’s great that she loves Aquaman, but doesn’t she smell what the Rock is cooking?

Read more at buzzfeed.

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The Next Great Designer is a six-episode competition show for up-and-coming furniture designers. Only one can emerge with a US$100,000 prize.

This will be Ellen’s third show with bad ratings.

Jack Black was trending today thanks to someone on Twitter posting a clip from School of Rock where Black’s character Dewey Finn says “I’m sexy, and chubby.” When asked why he doesn’t go on a diet he says, “I like to eat, is that such a crime?”

No, Dewey, It’s just not the best thing for your kidneys.

This scene is more revolutionary than I think they even knew and it really stuck with me as a child. Especially the last line. pic.twitter.com/KkhvGicjVZ

— ✨hamish steele✨ (@hamishsteele) April 18, 2021

The first teaser trailer for Marvel’s Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is out and its lead character is being called the first big Asian Superhero.

The first Asian superhero? Have we all forgotten about Ultraman? Oh we have? Damn.

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Don’t you know me?! I’m the Tiger King, baby? Try and shut me down!

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Morrissey did not have a sense of humor about this week’s Simpsons episode, titled Panic on the Streets of Springfield, referencing a Smiths song. The episode mocks a depressed British singer from the 1980s named Quilloughby who was in a band called The Snuffs.

Morrisey, you really screwed up. It’s The Simpsons in 2021. No one would have known if you hadn’t brought it up.

Read more at The Guardian.

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You know that guy who loves His Android Phone so much that he can’t see how much he’s annoying every single friend of his who all have iPhones?

First the apple commercial now this??? Is everyone ripping off Stan Man 42069?

Todays Weather? Cloudy with a chance of wet panties.

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Before the final choices were made, some of your favorite tv and film characters had terrible names. Cracked Magazine picked 20 iconic characters that were thankfully, renamed. Mickey Mouse was almost Mortimer Mouse. Scooby Doo was initially named “Too Much”, and would Captain Kirk be as iconic if his name was Robert April?

And Cracked Was once called Mad Magazine.

Read more at cracked.com.