Instead of ducking the subpoenas from the Jan 6 committe, Bannon should have just plead the fifth, according to a member of his current legal team. But, he said, Bannon doesn’t have the type of personality to take the fifth.

Steve looks like he takes and finishes a fifth every single night.

Read more at NY Post.

Dr. Yosef Schmid did an appearance on the space station without leaving Earth– a hologram in real time.

And immediately they started calling him Bones.

Read more at cnet.

Biden started answering a question about Afghanistan and Pakistan when the Easter Bunny intervened.

More people believe in the Easter bunny than believe in Joe Biden.

Read more at NY Post.

Joe Biden quickly interrupted by the Easter Bunny after he starts to comment on #Afghanistan and #Pakistan at the White House #EasterEggRoll 🐰 pic.twitter.com/xLkuyyudDj

— Thomas C. Dillon (@craigtdillon) April 18, 2022

The skies are finally free of masks according to the TSA. But do we trust the same organization that hires people to work for the TSA to determine what’s good for our health?

Read more at CNBC.

Nikola Jokic, Joel Embiid, Giannis Antetokounmpo finish top three in the league and are all in contention for MVP.

This is a bad time for native born americans.

Read more at CBS S[ports.

CK sat down for an interview for I Am Athlete! and said he’d be happy to take on even a minimalist role. He would gladly play back up, he just needs an opportunity.

Did you say he just knees an opportunity?

Read more at TMZ

Lynch is now a minority owner of the Seattle Kracken.

For the same amount of money he could have had a great meal at red lobster.

Marshawn Lynch is now an owner of the Seattle Kraken.

He seems to be enjoying himself.

(🎥: @brianrcobb)pic.twitter.com/YetikabBC9

— Front Office Sports (@FOS) April 18, 2022

Mark Wahlberg’s new passion project, Father Stu, is getting panned by critics but audiences are crazy about it.

Sounds like a best picture Oscar in the making.

Read more at DailyWire.

Jason Momoa is going to star in an upcoming live action movie based on the video game Minecraft.

It’s nice to see him stretching.

Read more at THR

Basketball writer Bob Ryan says the way Winning Time portrays Jerry West is borderline criminal. West is portrayed as verbally abusive in the series among other things. “If I were Jerry West, I would say call my lawyers. I don’t know what Jerry West ever did to Adam McKay to be portrayed in such an unflattering light, an unrealistic light, an embarrassing light, and that’s just for openers.”

Jerry is just one of about a dozen people who should hate the way they’re portrayed in that.

Read more at NY Post.

Right wing reporter Patrick Howley said “I don’t know who this Black guy is who’s hosting it. It’s supposed to be country music,. No offense. Y’all have hip-hop, basketball. Just fly with your flock, bro.”

That’s about the most country thing that you could say.

Read more at UrbanHollywood411.

Right-Wing Reporter Vents CMT Country Music Awards Are Becoming Too Black: ‘Y’all Have Hip-Hop’

White nationalist Patrick Howley is upset because there were too many Black people at the Country Music Awards: "Country music is different. It's not Wakanda." pic.twitter.com/PMfO1E22e2

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 13, 2022

Depp’s ex-nurse took the stand in the defamation trial and described a time when she went searching for his severed finger in torn-up house

Why is their personal life so much better than their movies?

Read more at Variety

The man who provided Mac Miller with the drugs that killed him will face 11 Years in Prison

And the moral is, never sell to a famous person.

Read more at tmz.

Gray’s nose job is credited with ruining her career, because it made her unrecognizable after she had achieved fame in Dirty Dancing. Turns out her mom talked her into her nose jobs (she had two). Gray reveals in her new memoir that her mother said, ‘Guess what? It’s too hard to cast you. Make it easier for them.’

Poor thing. She cut off her nose to spite her career.

Read more at Pagesix.

everything

What’s bloomingdales? Why are all these people going to the gate at the airport to see their friends? Perfume samples? Answering machines? Closure?

In other words, Gen X, ya old.

Milk cartons used to have pictures of missing kids
Who Dudley Moore was
Who Joan Collins is
What pagers were, and how they worked. (I needed help from my husband on this one.)
That you could see people off at the airport gate
That you could meet arrive people at the airport gate

— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) April 16, 2022

The fact that if this apartment were real, it would be worth millions of dollars
What Bloomingdales is
Who Demi Moore is
That Eddie Moskowitz is a Jewish name

— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) April 16, 2022

People don’t always remember what they did drunk
You could call your own answering machine to get your messages

— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) April 17, 2022

everything

Somehow the Scots have been voted the worlds best lovers. Was this list written by a god damn drunk Scot?

Read more at The Sun.