Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Versus The Times Square Mascots

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog returned to Conan to do some investigative reporting. The dog puppet took on the character mascots that do business in Times Square. The mascots have earned a reputation for harassing tourists in New York City.

One by one, Triumph talks to the mascots and finds out what it takes to work their gimmick. The audience finds out how Hello Kitty makes extra money with Asian business men, that Woody the Cowboy is mentally ill and the new lyrics to the Mickey Mouse theme song. Not even the Man of Steel is safe as Triumph reveals Superman’s biggest fear other than Kryptonite.

Then Triumph goes deep undercover to show how far Spider-Man, Cookie Monster and Minnie Mouse are willing to go to make a buck. Plus, look for cameos by Jay Leno and Lindsay Lohan.

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