Tracy Ullman Starts Trouble on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Last night, Tracy Ullman was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Tracy is brilliant, and unbelievably funny, and she’s also quite mischievous. Ullman was on Kimmel promoting her role in the movie Into the Woods which is the big Christmas Day release that isn’t being threatened by international terror groups. Tracy plays Jack and the Beanstalk’s mom in the movie. Tracy’s son played Jack in his own Middle School production of Into the Woods, and being the doting mom that she is, Tracy went to see it every night for ten nights, but she wasn’t cutting that production any slack, mentioning that they had a “crap paper mache cow”.
Tracy also explained to Jimmy Kimmel why she’s not on any social media. She says she tried Facebook once, but after only ten minutes on the platform, ‘that girl’ from high school who nobody wanted to talk to reached out to her. “Hello! It’s me! Do you like me?” She hasn’t ruled out trying again some day and may have even invented a few new social networks– Squitter and Clitter (no need to elaborate on that one).
But Jimmy uncovered the real reason Tracy isn’t on social media– she’s a troublemaker and can’t stop herself once she gets going. Jimmy asked Ullman if the stories co-star Christine Baranski had told Vanity Fair about Christine, Tracy and Meryl Streep closing down bars in London while shooting the film were true. Yes, Tracy confirms that they got a bit drunk one night when an early call was cancelled, but you never really know what to believe because Tracy can’t resist fucking around with people. During filming she said she would “talk shit” about Meryl, telling everyone what a “nightmare” and a “bitch” Meryl is, even telling crew memebers that Meryl kicked the cow (the real one, not a paper mache one).
And if you’re wondering why you can’t find good nutritionists, exercise instructors, and other health professionals. Ullman knows and she is blowing this story wide open. Oprah steals nutritionists, soul cyclists, and maybe surgeons. Tracy wants her to stop collecting everyone like Faberge Eggs, because maybe someone else needs an operation too.
