Rex Heuermann appeared in court on Wednesday and prosecutors confirmed that they were able to connect his DNA evidence from a pizza box to one of his victims.

The haircut should have been better evidence than the pizza.

Read more at NY Post.

Costco is actually selling 1 ounce gold bars and people are buying them up till they sell out.

Even if the gold bars run out they’ll still have hotdogs.

Read more at Business Insider

The former Mayor of NYC has a new nickname- DeSmoochio after he was photographed making out with a mystery woman for hours.

Anyone know what she charged him?

Read more at NY Post.

Don could lose control over some New York properties including his iconic Trump tower after a judge ruled that he committed fraud.

This guy’s gotta win something sooner or later.

Read more at Daily Mail.

Pharmacists have planned two walkouts now, after claiming unsafe working conditions at CVS pharmacies in the Kansas City area.

It must be the vaccine that has them acting this way.

Read more at USA Today

Michigan State has fired coach Mel Tucker after multiple allegations have surfaced including that he masturbated on a telephone call with a woman who was also a rape survivor.

Are you sure his name isn’t Dick Tucker

Read more at NY Post

“I courted my lovely wife for a long time,” Russo said. “The last thing that I did … was take her to see Mom and Dad five minutes into the relationship. ‘Hey, my name’s Chris. You wanna hang out? Sure, I’ll hang out. Well, why don’t you come to my football game on Sunday afternoon and sit with my old lady in the box!’ This (Donna) Kelce thing is … I can’t take it!

“All FOX cared about on Sunday was showing Taylor in the booth banging on the wall and the mother was all annoyed!”

This is an ESPN fake outrage story.

Read more at Mediaite.

‘Mad Dog’ Russo Rages at Coverage of Taylor Swift Attending Chiefs Game: ‘Let Me Watch the Football!’

Bruce Springsteen has postponed all 2023 dates citing a bout of peptic ulcer disease.

You know you can cure this with half a shot of Maalox.

Read more at People.com.

All insiders were saying that Hasan Minhaj was all but confirmed to become the next host of The Daily Show, but since his recent controversies, it looks like that’s off the table. Instead, Comedy Central will continue to run the Daily Show using guest hosts through the end of 2023.

Just stop it and give it to Roy wood jr.

Read more at Deadline

Harmon had plenty of his own troubles years ago, with sexual harassment allegations, but he apologized. Now that his Rick and Morty partner is under fire, he isn’t making any excuses for Justin Roiland. Instead, Harmon says he’s “frustrated, ashamed, and heartbroken that a lot of hard work, joy, and passion can be leveraged to exploit and harm strangers.”

Looks like anybody can be replaced in Harmon town.

Read more at Indie Wire

When life gives you bad memes, use them to promote your next tour and save yourself the trouble of hiring graphic artists.

You’re not going to hurt a guy with his Net worth.

Read more at TMZ

Great job desantis.

Read more at NY Post.

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