Question at Calvacante press conference: “Sir, was there any concern he would team up with another small man to step inside a trench coat Little Rascals style?” Answer: “No.”

Glad to know the press took this escaped murderer seriously.

Question at Calvacante press conference: "Sir, was there any concern he would team up with another small man to step inside a trench coat Little Rascals style?"

Answer: "No." pic.twitter.com/u0W5mSTJXl

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) September 13, 2023

Ten more seconds and I would have cum.

Sen. John Kennedy having a very normal one during this Senate hearing pic.twitter.com/TafATlG1l7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 12, 2023

Kristen Welker debuts as the moderator of Meet the Press this week, and she’ll kick off her run with an interview with the Don.

Why don’t you try this with Wes Welker.

Read more at CNN

Hurricane Lee has its sights set on New England and the region has already been drenched with heavy rains, and even a tornado leaving the area vulnerable to extreme flooding.

Sounds like somebody is the Florida of the north.

Read more at AP News

The fast food chain is eliminating its self-serve soda machines by 2032 at its US restaurants, mainly because so few people come into the restaurants to order.

Pretty soon it will just be a phone booth and a grill.

Read more at CNN

Congressman Lauren Boebert was thrown out of Beetlejuice The Musical in Colorado for causing a disturbance — in this case, vaping during the show, talking loud and using her phone to take photos. When nearby audience members complained, she was ousted. but on the way out tossed in a “do you know who I am?” and “I will be contacting the mayor.”

Hate the attitude… love the tits.

Read more at mediaite.

After running back Rachaad White said “I just remember Bake came in the locker room literally at halftime and said, ‘I got it. We got all these signals,’” reporters asked Baker Mayfield about it. Instead of answering, he said “I know I’m in Tampa but I’m a Texas Rangers fan, not a Houston Astros fan,” Mayfield said. “So we’re not going to condone that.”

Baker May-field your questions but he won’t answer them directly.

Read more at SI.com

When Coach Prime was asked if he’s enjoying the success of his team, he said, “No, not really,” Sanders said. “I don’t have time to enjoy the moment. Santa don’t have time, you know? He gotta deliver the gifts. He ain’t got time to enjoy his cookies. That’s all he gets.”

We know your sack would be a lot thinner. Two toes thinner.

Read more at SI.com

While visiting Capitol Hill this week, Rob Gronkowski was asked if he would ever consider a run for office. He replied that his answer is “not a no.”

This isn’t just stupid– it’s Herschel Walker stupid.

Read more at The Spectator

New documents show that Alex Rodriguez turned rat after being accused of using performance enhancing drugs. The former Yankee revealed to federal agents in 2014 he had been told by Biogenesis founder Anthony Bosch that Manny Ramirez, Ryan Braun and one other All-Star player were also performance-enhancing drug clients, according to documents obtained by ESPN.

He should do a Rat up show after every game.

Read more at NY Post.

Lewis Pugh finished swimming the entire 315 mile Hudson River Wednesday morning. The 53 year old swam the Hudson from source to end, hopping out at the tip of Manhattan with a fist bump.

Why can’t he do this in February?

Read more at AP News.

The physical game show will launch midseason.

Spoiler alert: the floor will not be renewed for a second season.

Read more at Deadline

The WGA and SAG-SAFTRA strikes need to be resolved by the end of September if there are to be any hopes to have scripted shows air this season.

Hollywood bosses are like the landlords who would rather leave a building empty than cut rent by a buck.

Read more at TV Line

Corey filed for legal separation from his wife, Courtney, citing irreconcilable differences.

Uhh wife?

Read more at TMZ

Hit Man screened at the Toronto Film Festival this week. The movie stars Linklater’s latest muse, Glen Powell and really resonated with audiences in Toronto and at the Venice Film Fest.

Let me guess it takes place in Texas?

Read more at AP News

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Dutch researchers found that when Chat GPT was fed the notes of admitting doctors, the Chat GPT did just as well as, or better than real life doctors and making diagnoses.

Dr. Web MD just went self aware.

Read more at The Sun

https://www.the-sun.com/health/9079567/chatgpt-better-diagnosis-emergency-doctors/