The New Jersey race for Governor was a crazy nailbiter but on Wednesday the AP called it for incumbent Governor Phil Murphy, famous for calling covid deniers “knuckleheads.”

Who cares Can we bet on college football or not?

Since nobody believes Eric Adams actually lives in NYC, reporters pulled an old fashioned stakeout at the Mayor Elect’s purported home in Brooklyn. At 4:18 they saw him pull up to the brownstone and park illegally, blocking an active driveway. While he was inside the home, a pile up began out in the street. By 8am, a vehicle reportedly towed Adams car a few feet so it wouldn’t be in the way. When Adams came outside, he entered the car through the passenger side, scooted over to drivers side, and drove on the sidewalk to get around the blocked street. He later apologized saying he thought he would be out early enough so as not to cause disturbance. Said he should have taken his bike.

It’s good to be the king.

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After JFK Jr. failed to show up in Dealy Plaza on Tuesday, QAnon followers claim he was at a Rolling Stones Show, in the guise of Keith Richards. Newsweek reported that a Q user with more than 1,000 Telegram subscribers wrote: “Yeah, Keith Richards is totally [JFK] Sr. This whole event is coded for JFK. The arrival.”

The nuttiest part of this story is that a QAnon follower was at Stones show.

Read more at Boing Boing

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT – JFK SENIOR WAS THERE AND I FEEL HE WAS KEITH RICHARDS

— ʍolℲ uɐǝuɐɹɹǝʇıpǝW 🇺🇸🦅☥ (@odiboluminous_) November 3, 2021

Twitter suspended a Newsmax White House Correspondent after she tweeted that Covid vaccines contain “a bioluminescent marker called LUCIFERASE so that you can be tracked.” She also called the vax The Mark of the Beast in an earlier tweet. Her comment was so embarrassing that newsmax felt the need to release a statement that “We have seen no evidence to suggest LUCIFERASE or LUCIFERIN are present in any vaccines or that they are used as any sort of bioluminescent marker.” For the record, luciferase makes fireflies light up, but has no connection to satan or vaccines.

Great damage control Newsmax, but you still have a White House correspondent who believes the vaccine is a tool of Satan.

Read more at The Independent

This is Newsmax's White House correspondent pic.twitter.com/hpmk7MXMxt

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) November 2, 2021

A middle school student recorded his history teacher ranting about the government. She was upset that the government is too powerful, and that unvaccinated women who give birth can’t keep their babies. She also told students Hunter Biden had sex with his own niece and Trump is still President.

Finally a history class the right can be proud of.

Read more at CBS

An April text from the head of McD to Mayor Lori Lightfoot was just released and its sparking a lot of anger. The text referenced two Chicago shootings and said “p.s. tragic shootings in last week, both at our restaurant yesterday and with Adam Toldeo [sic]. With both, the parents failed those kids which I know is something you can’t say. Even harder to fix,”

And who were your parents? Klansmen?

Read more at NY Post

Everyone is trying to figure out how we didn’t know Rodgers was unvaxxed, since media pretty much outted everyone who didn’t get the shot. Looking back, when he was asked if he was vaccinated, he said “yeah, I’m immunized.” Ian Rapoport said the team always knew he didn’t take the vaccine. He went through a homeopathic of holistic immunization treatment which he thought would suffice to be considered vaccinated.

Welll, if it works….it works.

Read more at Mediaite.

Seems Aaron Rodgers and the Packers weren’t adhering at all to the protocol’s in place for unvaxxed players and now the NFL is looking into fines. Turns out the Discount Double Check is not an adequate replacement for a vaccine.

Read more on Twitter.

The evidence against the Packers is very strong. The NFL implies discipline is coming.

Weird, though. Aaron Rodgers was flaunting the protocols in the open. League knew he was unvaccinated. Surely they had enough to enforce their rules much sooner. https://t.co/Lg9rDa8jYH

— Ralph Vacchiano (@RVacchianoSNY) November 3, 2021

Derek Carr showed his empathy when making a statement about the Henry Ruggs III situation. Now let’s never speak of him again.

Watch what he said on Tik Tok.

@laceyjanebrown

Derek Carr is a great guy. #derekcarr #henryruggs #henryruggsiii #raidersnation #raiders #raidernation #raidersfootball

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The former fresh prince’s new memoir is uncovering some serious dark secrets. A new excerpt revealed that at one point Smith seriously considered killing his father to avenge his mother for abuses she suffered.

After all these years will smith has said the most Philly thing he has ever said.

Read more at Page Six

The Audi that graced the cover of Michael Jackson’s “Bad” album is now a part of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. After storing it for 30 years in his grandmas garage, LL Cool J restored the classic car and donated it.

Too bad, it would have looked great hanging on the wall of the Hard Rock.

Read more at TMZ

In a Podcast interview, David Chase revealed what really happens to Tony Soprano- yeah he gets hit. His original plan for the finale owas to have Tony get whacked on the way to a meeting in New York.

After the saints of Newark. Who gives a fuck.

Read more at THR.

On Kimmel Monday night, Hanks said Bezos approached him about a ride on Blue Origin, but the billionaire wanted $28 million bucks for the ride. “I’m doing good Jimmy, I’m doing good. But, I ain’t paying 28 million bucks.”

Hanks but no Hanks.

Read more at Comic Book.com

Diana Ross. I thought you said Jeffrey Ross?

I was so excited to work with @jackantonoff on producing this beautiful message. In love I Still Believe…out now! ❤️ https://t.co/pc78KL9l3R #dianarossthankyou pic.twitter.com/LPpCVFarFO

— Ms. Ross (@DianaRoss) November 3, 2021

Hayak said when she was filming Frida, Weinstein would call her up complaining about the Frida monobrow and mustache. “I didn’t hire you to look ugly!’ he would say.

That sucks, but I think we all know this could have been much worse.

Read more at Buzzfeed.

Kim and Pete went to dinner two nights in a row and we can all safely assume they’re having a ton of sex and Pete will now be a father to those Kanye babies. Meanwhile, Ye is jacking off to Pete’s Netflix special.

Read more at TMZ.

Chris Rock was getting paid god knows how much to perform at an NFT event in Brooklyn and took shots at anti vaxxers and reference Kyrie Irving.

Read more at TMZ.

EVERYTHING

Do you pay extra for “Monster Cables”, order your fruit from Edible Arrangements, buy “all natural” products and listen to your music on “Beats by Dre”? Drink Starbucks?Buy “military grade”? Then Redditors think you’re wasting your money.

How did they leave out every streaming service?

Read more at Reddit

A team of psychologists found that despite stereotypes about women being more emotional, breakups cause more emotional pain for men.

Sorry. The answer to who hurts more is…..whoever got dumped.

Read more at studyfinds.