Trump supporters were In Arizona chanting Count the Vote while at the same time they were chanting Stop The Vote in Michigan. This campaign needs consistency if it’s gonna go anywhere.

Trump supporters: "Stop the vote!"

Also Trump supporters: "Count that vote!"#election2020 pic.twitter.com/ctyIop97gf

— The Recount (@therecount) November 5, 2020

Hey big shot. You never know when your bad behavior will go viral. Smile and tip.

Why can’t a hooker blab?

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Twitter is still censoring Donald Trump and last night put warnings on his posts regarding false info about the election.

Where were you with that censor button when he was sharing his weird Trump Invisible String Dance??

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We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 4, 2020

There’s a gigantic 93 mile long iceberg that just broke off in the south sea and it could be heading for the island of South Georgia. At risk are the island’s penguin and seal populations as well as other wildlife and ecosystmes.

Just spitballing here, but have we considered an Armageddon plan with a crack team of oil drillers to destroy the iceberg before it makes impact? We have to do something! How ‘bout penguins?!

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everything

rake is the greatest of all time now and he is towering over Detroit legends. Except their songs will be cherished forever and Drake is a hack.

He does have nice little cakes, tho.

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Well Bruce you finally have everything you wanted. A consistent career of non number albums.

You really are the boss.

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Keanu Reeves had a movie that flatlined about a dude who picked up a couple of barely legals and it all went sideways. Netflix loves it.

Sure. easier to watch when you don’t have to be seen walking into a theater.

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Warner apologized for the remake of the movie Witches. Many pointed out the film’s terrifying villain appears to have the physical disability– Ectrodactyly, or split hand.

While they’re at it, maybe also apologize to Witches.

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Leonardo DiCaprio and friends watched election night coverage at his Hollywood compounds basketball court. Then Leo blew one of the pussy posse in the bathroom in a Basketball Diaries cosplay session.

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Britney Spears is now gunning to kick her father out of her conservatorship after he hired her a manager that he didn’t consult her on. Britney if you really want out just release a Instagram video listing your favorite types of Care Bears.

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Variety is questioning why the majority of the SNL musical guests this season have been older, rock bands. Maybe it’s because they are actually performing live and present something called songs.

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Brooklyn Beckham has fans wondering if his ‘true love’ tattoo above his eyebrow is for real or fake. If it’s real, then we know he got a referral from Post Malone.

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Totally understandable. What age is a spanking off the table?

Via TikTok.

@kennedydiorrr

##fyp ##foryoupage ##view ##viral ##explore VOTE VOTE VOTE 😭😭😭 (yes this is my mom yelling at my brother)

♬ original sound – Kennedy Amaré

Twitter wants the world to make the hard decisions like this one – which three of these cereals do you keep? It’s a crime Honey Nut Cheerios aren’t on this list.

https://twitter.com/DrinkCTRL/status/1323390692853383168/photo/1