The monorail got a flat tire causing the train to stall on the tracks and dozens had to be evacuated.

Well sir, there’s nothing on earth like a bonafide, electrified genuine six car monorail.

Wednesday night, the big vote goes down- will the GOP kick out lying George Santos from the House?

How can anyone explain themselves if they vote to keep him?

Read more at abcnews.

A 20 year old man was found dead in a womens bathroom at a Colorado Amusement park. He was heavily armed and left a message “I am not a killer, I just wanted to get into the caves.”

Let’s hope this is a trend that continues among psycho killers.

Read more at apnews.

A Huntington LI Diner was being boycotted for supporting Israel, but when Jewish patrons found out they started flocking to the Golden Globe diner to show support, some coming as far as Pennsylvania to say thank you, and eat diner faves.

Great new marketing campaign

Read more at NY Post.

Bob Knight has died at the age of 83.

He was great in Caddyshack and Too Close for Comfort. He shall be missed.

Read more at HeraldtimesOnline

We already knew that Golf was being looked at for potential anti trust action, but now insiders are saying that ALL the sports are being examined to see if they breach anti trust law.

Take em all down. You’ll be doing us all a favor.

Read more at WSJ

The Seminole Tribe of Florida announced plans Wednesday to move forward with expanded casino games based on the Gaming Compact signed and approved by the Tribe and the State of Florida in 2021.

Sports gambling? theres no one in your state who understands sports.

Read more at NBC

Stern has backed out of another bet- this one with Howard Stern involving a bikini. Howard says he’s done with him, calling him Chris Mad Fraud Russo.

Isn’t this ripe for a class action suit?

Read more at Awful Announcing

Joe Smith and his lady went viral for a video when he found out she has an Only Fans page. He said that’s fucked up.

Hey Joe, you’ve only dated fans. Seems fair.

Read more at foxnews.

Known most recently for Succession as Con, head of the Con Heads, Alan Ruck crashed his vehicle into a Pizza Shop in LA.

Oh no, his father loved that car more than he loved him.

Read more at tMZ

Known most recently for Succession as Con, head of the Con Heads, Alan Ruck crashed his vehicle into a Pizza Shop in LA.

Oh no, his father loved that car more than he loved him.

Read more at tMZ

“I don’t know if they were putting the body in the ground or at a wake or something,” De Niro said. But he explained that he needed bus tickets for his son and didn’t see any problem contacting her for assistance.

Not for nothing but be prepared to write a check.

Read more at Huff Post

Sources say that Britster is in talks to turn her bestselling book into serialized drama. Perhaps something along the lines of The Idol?

How could it be better than her IG?

Read more at The Sun

The billionaire believes TikTok should “probably be banned” for “massively manipulating public opinion” in favor of Hamas and stoking anti-Israel animus.

Take it down. You’ll be doing us all a favor.

Read more at NY Post.

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