Thursday May 25 Daily Links

THURSDAY 5.25


NEWS STORIES

 



DeSantis Presidential Announce Was a Total Stinkfest

Ron Desantis had a big exciting plan to announce his run for president. It was going to be historic- announcing the run on Twitter live with his good friend and tech genius Elon Musk. Except this tech forward move was audio only, and nothing worked properly. Now the whole internet is laughing at him.

But hey Ron don’t worry, Elon looks like a bigger loser than you.

Read more at mediaite


DeSantis Friends Have a $200 Million Plan

A pro-DeSantis group is planning to raise a massive campaign fund for their buddy, expecting to raise over $200 million to take on DT.

Some of that money should have been spent on twitter servers.

Read more at DNYUZ


FTX and Tesla Drop in Reputation

The Axios Harris poll measures brand reputations for 100 companies, and this years list shows a ginormous drop for FTX crypto exchange and Tesla.

Tesla is the crypto of automobiles.

Read more at axios.


FOX News Repossesses Tucker Carlsons Home Studio

Now that Tuck. no longer is welcome at FOX News studios, the company also wants his home equipment that they paid for. So they came and packed it all up, including the set he used to record from home.

They took the BAR! The whole FUCKING BAR!!!!!

Read more at mediaite.


Now There's an Armed Uber App

If you need a ride, but you want your driver strapped, call Black Wolf the only rideshare app where the drivers carry guns.

Finally crack dealers have their own rideshare.

Read more at Fox News


Canada High School Offers the Safe Way to Snort Coke

A B.C. high school offered students safer snorting kits, including straws a cutting card and more.

This will save a lot of turtles.

Read more at vancouver sun



SPORTS



Cops Do Ja Morant Welfare Check

Ja Morant posted a goodbye message to family members on social media and everyone got so nervous, the cops were called to do a wellness check. He says he’s fine, and was only quitting social media.

Okay attention whore.

Read more at ESPN


Andy Reid Doesnt Like New NFL Rule

A new NFL rule that changes kickoffs in order to minimize unnecessary injuries has pissed off Coach Andy Reid who thinks the NFL is going soft.. “We start taking pieces and we’ll see how this goes. But you don’t want to take too many pieces away or you’ll be playing flag football.”
And then he drank out of two hoses.

Read more at ny post.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Tina Turner Has Died

The queen of rock, who also played the acid queen in The Who’s Tommy has died at the age of 83 after a long illness.

At least she’s with Ike now.

Read more at rollingstone.com


Rita Wilson Explains Tom Hanks Viral Red Carpet Scowl

According to his wife, Tom Hanks wasn’t yelling at a red carpet staffer in Cannes. He was just confused about where to go, and couldn’t hear anyone, so he was shouting for directions.

Aww, Grandpa is lost and can’t hear.

Read more at E Online


America's Daddy, Pedro Pascal Is Not a Daddy

Pedro Pascal trended today, for an adorable daddy chat with Kieren McCulkin, and for saying no, he’s nobody’s daddy, and for finally admitting he only supplies the voice of the Mandelorian. Someone else does all the filmed movement.

if you’re not the daddy how come you’re trending on three topics today.

Read more at EW


Brady Bunch House is On the Market

The Property Brothers are finished renovating the Brady Bunch house and now they’re listing it for sale for the low price of $5.5 million. They bought the house for 3 million but then renovated the interior to make it look exactly like the house the Brady’s live in.

In the meantime we can’t move Sharon Tate’s house at any price.

Read more at NY Post.


Asteroid City Divides Cannes Film Fest

Is it Wes Anderson’s best movie or his worst? The reviews are all over the place.

His worst movie is better than the best Marvel movie.

Read more at Rolling Stone


The Idol Tanks on Rotten Tomatoes

Sam Levinson’s movie about a pop idol called The Idol has a shit rotten tomatoes score. It got a 5 minute ovation at Cannes, but its RT score is less than 10%.

What do we need The Idol for when we have Britneys insta…

Read more at Independent


QT Directed Margot Robbies Feet

While doing press for Barbie, Margot Robbie also talked about being on set for Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in America. The film contained 36 shots of her feet, and she said he directed her not to wash her feet before filming scenes.

If that’s not sexual harassment I dunno what is.

Read more at NY Post.


Ed Sheeran Visits High School Band

The singer-songwriter gave an intimate performance on Friday for Middleton and Blake High School students.

How many nerds can fit into one classroom?

Read more at WESH



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



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