Thursday May 19, Daily Links
THURSDAY 5.19
NEWS STORIES
Google Sez It's THIS Close To Having A Human Level AI
Google’s DeepMind project is saying they’re very close to creating an AI with human level intelligence. This will be the worst news you read all day.
Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland Released From Prison Early
Billy McFarland, the mastermind behind Fyre Fest, has been released from prison, doing four years out of a six year bid. Netflix has a deal in the works to have him, the Pharma Bro and the Theranos lady to be part of their next Degenerates comedy special.
Elon Musk Switching Teams
Musk says he can no longer vote for Democrats, because they are too divisive and hateful.
Glad to hear you’re steering clear of devisiveness.
Ringling Brothers is Back! But Not ALL of It
No more lions, tigers and elephants for the biggest show on earth.
But don’t worry. The freaks will still be there.
Mining Crypto Wasting Fuel?
Not going to pretend to fully understand this article, but the complex labor intensive process of mining bitcoin includes using energy sources including fossil fuels, which means, we’re burning gas.
Oh so great, crypto is also bad for the environment.
The Best Place to Live in America in 2022 is in Alabama
It’s Huntsville Alabama! This northern Alabama city is affordable, offers high paying career opportunities, and has a great community.
Well, Shuli should put an end to that.
Why Do Octopusses Torture and Eat Themselves After Mating?
Science has discovered why Octo moms self harm once her babies get close to hatching time. Experts say they beat themselves up with rocks, tear their skin and might even eat parts of their own arms.
Guess they are the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard of the sea.
NY Heroes Could Be Deported
Several of the people who helped catch the Brooklyn Subway Shooter are in danger of being kicked out of the country. And they got caught here illegally because they stepped up and reported information to police about the Subway shooter.
No good deed goes unpaid….
Picasso Sells for More Than $67 Million
A portrait of Picasso’s lover Marie Therese Walter just sold at auction for $67.5 million. “Femme nue couchée” or Naked woman reclining is an abstract painting of his lover.
He fucked an octopus?
Picasso's Femme Nue Couchée, a 1932 painting of his lover as a sea creature, sells for $67.5 million at New York auctionhttps://t.co/gV54Mn2jVS pic.twitter.com/N5Sjt1QErh
— Alfons López Tena 🦇 (@alfonslopeztena) May 18, 2022
Girls on Track Team Suspended Over Sports Bras
Members of a high school girls track team wanted to wear shorts and sports bras to practice when it got really hot, but they were suspended. It was suggested that the problem was, wearing sports bras without shirts could be distracting to male coaches.
That’s like blaming the chickens for distracting the fox.
SPORTS
Nick Saban Sez Texas A&M Bought Every Player
Nick Saban had this to say about NIL’s and Texas A&M- they bought every single player.
He also called out Jackson State for paying “a million dollars” for a player and Deion Sanders was none too happy:
Nick only approves of buying players and their families under the table.
https://twitter.com//status/1527118791955578880
You best believe I will address that LIE Coach SABAN told tomorrow. I was & awakened by my son @ShedeurSanders that sent me the article stating that WE PAYED @TravisHunterJr a Million to play at @GoJSUTigersFB ! We as a PEOPLE don’t have to pay our PEOPLE to play with our PEOPLE.
— COACH PRIME (@DeionSanders) May 19, 2022
Dodger Fans Take On All Comers
Who knew Mickey and Mallory were baseball fans.
Dodger stadium wildin tonight 💀 pic.twitter.com/Hr4AVl6Y0F
— jess 🦋 (@TheTamaleBurger) May 18, 2022
Lil Wayne Wants to Pee In Mark Cuban's Mouth
Cuban and Wayne seemed almost flirty exchanging insults over the NBA finals. Lil threw out this gem. “Mark Cuban don’t make me get u smacked boy U playing w me?? I will piss in ya fkn mouth ho.”
And for that reason, Mark is out.
Tom Brady is Mad at TV
“I just look at the T.V. and I go like this,” Brady said, holding up two middle fingers. “‘F— you guys, fuck you, T.V.’” “You block out the noise, because none of it matters.”
Wait until you see Madtv you’ll go crazy.
Read more.
Tom Brady discussed the media criticism he faced after the Buccaneers lost to the Saints in Week 15.
“I just look at the T.V. and I go like this,” Brady said, holding up two middle fingers. “‘F— you guys, f— you, T.V.’”
“You block out the noise, because none of it matters.” pic.twitter.com/ot1wpNyND4
— Kinnu Singh (@ByKinnuSingh) April 22, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Top Gun Gets Five Minute Standing Ovation At Cannes
Tom Cruise got an honorary Palme d’Or and the new Top Gun movie got a five minute standing ovation at Cannes. What they aren’t telling us is that everyone in the audience was a Scientologist.
Cara Delevigne Buys Fallon's House
Does it come with the tonight show.
Ring the Bells! Carmen Electra is On Only Fans!
And only 20 years too late!!
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Just Role Playing?
There’s some speculation that we’re all being trolled by Depp and Heard, and that they’re both willing participants in a really weird melodrama.
If they are, they’re role playing as Russia and Ukraine.
Depps Attorney Laughs at Rumors She's Dating Her Client
Let’s see how she is at bed pooping.
Bob Mackie Critical of Kim K Wearing Marilyn Dress
In other news Bob Mackie is alive .
VIRAL & TRENDING
nothing here yet
EVERYTHING
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
70% of Gen Z Grown Ups Want a Pet, Not a Baby
It’s all about those furbabies. Young people want pets not babies by an overwhelming majority.
They also would rather eat Oreos than crème brulee.
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