Thursday May 18 Daily Links

FRIDAY 5.18
NEWS STORIES
Kaitlan Collins Scores Prime CNN Gig
CNN is finally replacing Chris Cuomo’s 9pm time slot, and they’ve tapped Kaitlan Collins to fill it. She’ll lead the nightly show with a series of rotating guest co-hosts.
Hope she does a town hall with Trump every night.
Harry and Meghan Victims of Near Catastrophic Car Chase With Paparazzi
A spokesperson said that the pair were followed for over two hours by photographers and gossip reporters resulting in multiple accidents
Is this a reboot of The Crown?
Elon Musk Calls Homeworkers Immoral
“I think that the whole notion of work from home is a bit like the fake Marie Antoinette quote, ’Let them eat cake,”″ Musk said. “It’s not just a productivity thing,” Musk said. “I think it’s morally wrong.”
Okay but is it as morally wrong as say….having 100 billion dollars and laying people off?
China Fines Comedian Two Million Bucks
A comedian who made a joke comparing his dogs to the Chinese military is now facing a two million dollar fine. Officials said the remark “humiliated the People’s Army.”
Chinese snowflakes.
Lachlan Murdoch Thinks CNN Should Have Been Sued Too
After Trump made allegations against Dominion that aired on CNN he doesn’t understand why they weren’t sued. Of course CNN employees didn’t themselves make the allegations, and in fact they repeatedly emphasized that there was no basis to believe them.
Maybe you should learn from them and cover your ass a bit.
Taco Bell Gifts Taco Tuesdays to the World
The fast food chain officially filed papers to give up their trademark on the term Taco Tuesdays because they feel that no one should be able to be sued for using the phrase.
Okay so just don’t sue anyone.
Trump Just Lost Another Lawyer
With the MaraLago documents probe intensifying, a key attorney for Trump announced he was departing the case, although he denies any problems between himself and the former Prez.
Rudy Giuliani to the front desk please.
Hiker Rescued From 60 Foot Fall After Praying
A hiker who fell over 60 feet asked god to send angels. Soon after, a troupe of Idaho boy scouts arrived and saved the day.
Excuse me, I said angels. Get these kids out of here.
SPORTS
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Get Ready for the Golden Bachelor
If you love the Bachelor but wish the contestants were a bit older, you are going to love ABC’s new series. It features sexy senior citizens trying to find love.
Martha Stewart to the front desk please.
Depp Says He Doesn't Need Hollywood Anymore
At the premiere of “Jeanne du Barry,” Johnny Depp told the press, “I don’t feel boycotted by Hollywood, because I don’t think about Hollywood. I don’t have much further need for Hollywood, myself,” Depp said. “It’s a strange, funny time where everybody would love to be able to be themselves, but they can’t. They must fall in line with the person in front of them. If you want to live that life, I wish you the best.”
Lucky for you!
Taylor Swift Solves Eagles Debate
Fly Eagles Fly. Swift says her song that mentions an Eagles tshirt refers to the football team, not the band. She also calls Philly her hometown even though she’s from Reading, which is about 60 miles away.
This is the most philly thing you can do.
Pedro Pascal and Ethan Hawke Heat Up Cannes
Pedro Almodovar’s short film Strange Way of Life, about a sheriff and an outlaw in love in the wild West stars two of the hottest actors in Hoolywood as gay cowboys. The 30 minute film premiered at Cannes this week.
The movie’s only 30 minutes but you won’t last more than seven. grrrr—-owl.
TRENDING & VIRAL
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EVERYTHING
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
The Best Place to Live in the US According to US News
This years rankings are in, and the #1 spot goes to Green Bay Wisconsin
Guess Aaron Rodgers leaving will move you up in the rankings.
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