Thursday March 23 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 23, 2023

THURSDAY 3.23

NEWS STORIES

New York Conman Hops Out 20 Story Window When FBI Comes Knocking

After the FBI showed up with a search warrant, a New York man who is being accused of being a conman broke a window in his 20th floor apartment, and hopped outside, threatening to jump.

It worked when he did it to get out of his cable bill.

Deep Fake of Donald Trump Getting Arrested and Fleeing Gets Millions of Views

Twitter was full of it yesterday- full of deep fake photos of Trump getting arrested, resisting arrest and fleeing arrest. The photos were seen millions of time.

At least one million are saving them for their spank bank.

Huge Gator Chills in Fla Neighborhood

A Naples, Florida neighborhood looked more like Land of the Lost this week when a ten foot gator just casually strolled across the street, taking his sweet time, checking out the haps..

If nothing else, this proves Desantis is soft on crime.

SPORTS

Cuba Says Miami Mistreated Their Baseball Team

Cuban authorities are saying that there were vile and organized attacks on their players during the World Baseball Classic. “With the clear purpose of destabilizing our players, repeated acts of various kinds were carried out against them, against the delegation that accompanied them, and against fans in the stadium,” the statement said.

Guess the Cuban players hated the US so much that one of them defected here.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Celebs Settle With the SEC Over Crypto Ads

Jake Paul, Lindsay Lohan, Souljah Boy and others who failed to disclose that they were getting paid to push crypto companies have settled with the SEC for $400,000.

They paid it off in crypto.

Rick and Morty Creator Justin Roiland's Domestic Violence Case Dismissed

Roiland posted on social media, reacting to the news. “I have always known that these claims were false — and I never had any doubt that this day would come,” Roiland said in the new statement. “I’m thankful that this case has been dismissed but, at the same time, I’m still deeply shaken by the horrible lies that were reported about me during this process. Most of all, I’m disappointed that so many people were so quick to judge without knowing the facts, based solely on the word of an embittered ex trying to bypass due process and have me ‘canceled.’ That it may have succeeded, even partially, is shameful. However, now that the legal case has ended, I’m determined to move forward and focus both on my creative projects and restoring my good name.”

Well there’s one dimension where things went better for you Justin, but another where things went much much worse.

People Talking About Gwyneth Wearing Dahmer Glasses

Ms Paltrow has been getting a lot of attention during her civil trial over a ski resort accident, and one thing social media is very interested in, is her glasses which they are calling Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

Is this her way of telling everyone “eat me”?

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are Donesville

A source told Us Magazine that the couple- who were planning a wedding not that long ago- are officially “on a break.”

if those two can’t make it…..

Did The Rocks Ego Tank Shazam and Black Adam?

Maybe but his acting didn’t help either.

Def Leppard Drummer Recovering From Attack

Rick Allen, the one armed drummer from Def Leppard says he is recovering after being attacked in a Fort Lauderdale Hotel. No motive has been disclosed for the attack.

Great job DeSantis

Tekashi 6ix9ine Assaulted

The rapper who testified against his own gang was attacked while working out in a gym in Lake Worth Florida. He had to be isolated in a safe room for his protection.

Guess snitches do get stitches.

Is anybody safe in Florida?

Insane Trailer Alert: Watch Nic Cage as Prince of Darkness in Renfield

Nic Cage is the new Whale.