Thursday March 17, Daily Links
THURSDAY 3.3
NEWS STORIES
Daily Housekeeping Disappearing From Hotels
In a post pandemic world, hotels are offering daily housekeeping less and less. If they need to save money, hotels can also ditch the god awful continental breakfast, no one should want that.
Jussie Smollet is Already Out of Jail
After serving only 6 days of his 150 day sentence, Smollet has walked out of prison. An appeals court judge reversed the trial court judge’s refusal to grant bail pending appeal, so he’s free, for now.
It’s ironic that this seems to be the best work of Jussies career.
Odesa's Got a Giant Underground Maze Covering the City, Good Luck With That Russia
A giant maze of over 1550 miles of tunnels lie beneath the city of Odesa which could make capturing the city really complicated for Russian invaders.
Russia really needed to do some intel.
Sad Farmer Finds Out His Prize Winning Potato Isn't Even a Potato
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SPORTS
Spike Lee to Direct Colin Kaepernick Doc
ESPN’s upcoming documentary series about Colin Kaepernick will be directed by Spike Lee.
Working title: Do the right knee.
Browns Say They Want An Adult QB Over Baker Mayfield
The Browns are saying they want an “adult” quarterback, insinuating Baker Mayfield is a little baby who can’t handle the NFL.
They need a mature, responsible adult at QB, like a Deshaun Watson-type.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Kanye Got His Ass Suspended From Instagram
All of Kanye’s harassing and threatening behavior earned him a 24 hour time out from IG.
Well, we’ll always have twitter.
Jeff Garlin's TV Wife Responds to Complaints About Weird Solution to His Sudden Departure
Wendi McLendon Covey replied to a tweet bitching about the Murray Goldberg solution, saying “We’re doing our best.” She shared that the Goldbergs team was in a tight spot. “This season threw us for a loop because a.) it’s hard to incorporate someone who doesn’t want to be there and wants to leave mid-scene, and b.) we werent about to re-write the 2nd half of the season. We’re doing our best.”
Looks like Garlin is the James Harden of the sitcom world.
Thanks for the great suggestion Noel! This season threw us for a loop because a.) it's hard to incorporate someone who doesn't want to be there and wants to leave mid-scene, and b.) we werent about to re-write the 2nd half of the season. We're doing our best.
— Wendi McLendon-Covey (@wendimclendonco) March 15, 2022
Rosalia Puts Out Hentai Video
The spanish-singing pop star didn’t put out a porn video, but she did create a music video for her very sexually explicit soft piano ballad, Hentai. The song is all about getting that di-yuck.
Looks like she’s ready to take her jacket all the way off.
Netflix Still Trying to Charge You for Sharing Your Account
The streamer has been slowly threatening to put an end to all those accounts you’re sharing with your friends, but they’re still trying to get you to do it voluntarily. The latest announcement is that they’re going to try to convince you to pay a mere extra $2.99 per extra account if you just fess up about who you are sharing with.
Do they realize family and friends sharing is the only reason any of us have Netflix?
Read more at Hollywood Reporter.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/netflix-account-sharing-fee-1235112853/#recipient_hashed=e9d27d2649c13dd27d8f6597adb5c6baa14894422a329cd9fc108ff03713c273&utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=Breaking%20News&utm_content=338016_03-16-2022&utm_term=170951
15 Scary Movie Lines That Have Invaded Our Real Conversations
Bet you never thought you’d use lines from a horror movie all the time in your day to day life, but you do.
Don’t forget bing bong by Eric Adams.
Trailer Alert: Mike Myers The Pentaverate.
This movie represents Mike’s first starring comedy role in 14 years and he’s making up for lost time by playing eight starring roles in his new Netflix series. Debuting on 5/5, the show answers the question, what if a secret society of five men — aka The Pentaverate — has been working to influence world events for the greater good since the Black Plague of 1347?” Fans of “So I Married an Axe Murderer” may remember that the lead character’s parents believed in such an organization.
What if you just did one role and did it really well?
VIRAL & TRENDING
WTF Goes on at City Council Meetings in Plano Texas?
Is it a city council meeting or an open mic? Internet comedian PrimeTimeStein brought a speaker, and some beats to a city council meeting and rapped about wanting to kill Putin.
I’m not sure whether we live in a simulation or an SCTV sketch.
Yo…they WILDING at the Plano, Tx city council meeting. lmaoooo
"Gas prices way too high/Vladimir needs to die."
( 📹: https://t.co/Xfl4AsApIj) pic.twitter.com/YxrbtE9q2g
— Britni Danielle (@BritniDWrites) March 16, 2022
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Sleep Experts Say Standard Time Is The Right Time
Sleep experts are up in arms over the Senate approving daylight savings forever saying standard time is the better time system for our sleep health. It’s now on the House to save us but since they’re incompetent we know how this will end.
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