People have been wondering why Biden has had marks on his face lately. Turns out he is being treated for sleep apnea by sleeping with a CPAP machine.

He needs a cpap smear.

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OH Canada. Your smokey fires are sending bad air to ruin our independence day and now 1900 flights are cancelled and thousands more delayed just when we want to travel most.

Great job Erik Adams. And can you stop telling us to do deep breathing?

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The Texas Governor tweeted out a fake news story about Garth Brooks getting booed off stage, which any idiot would know is bs, but he didn’t. So he tried to pull a fast one and just delete it after finding out it was fake.

How bout instead of deleting you just apologize for being dumb?

Read more at mediaite.

“It’s hard to tell, but he is clearly losing the war in Iraq, he’s losing the war at home, and he has become a bit of a pariah around the world. And it’s not just NATO. It’s not just the European Union. It’s Japan. It’s, you know, 40 nations,” Biden said.

Well he’s certainly not winning any war in Iraq.

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Books like “Apricot bar code architecture” and “Jessica’s Attention” and dozens more garbage books generated by AI are bestsellers this week. “The AI bots have broken Amazon,” wrote Caitlyn Lynch, an indie author, in a Tweet on Monday. “Take a look at the Best Sellers in Teen & Young Adult Contemporary Romance eBooks top 100 chart. I can see 19 actual legit books. The rest are AI nonsense clearly there to click farm.”

“This will absolutely be the death knell for [Kindle Unlimited] if Amazon cannot kill this off. The KENP payout will halve and writers will pull their books in droves,” Lynch continued in a thread, referring to the payout that publishing writers get based on how many pages of their book were read by Kindle users. If AI-generated nonsense books were those with the farthest reach, then Kindle writers’ income would steeply drop. “I honestly thought Amazon had a handle on the click farms. CLEARLY NOT.”

Can’t wait for the AI audiobook.

Read more at vice.

Look whose back. Biles is back. Simone B is returning to competition for the very first time since stepping down during the Olympics in Tokyo in 2021.

Hope she has a great half olympics.

Read more at Rolling Stone.

Recently the SNL and Staten Island pals admitted the decision to buy the Staten Island Ferry was made while high and may have been a mistake and left him financially in a hole. In fact they’re calling it the Titanic 2 and much like its predecessor, they’re pressing forward despite the red flags, with a plan to build a restaurant, hotel, and club on the floating ferry.

When you cut your losses and unload this thing, you’re not going to believe how many of your mental health issues are going to clear right up.

Read more at Daily Mail

Davidson is no stranger to rehab, he’s been there a few times before. He’s suffered from PTSD and mental health issues most of his life.

Maybe his PTSD came from buying a Staten island ferry?

Read more at TMZ

The two are not only dating, they’re hook line and sinker, falling in love while working on Beetlejuice 2.

She’ll be out of love as soon as she finds out there won’t be a B3.

Read more at ET Online.

Its not easy to get your hands on a Ferrari 296 GTB, there are waiting lists and it costs almost half a mill. But Jake Paul managed to get one in Puerto Rico and within and hour of driving it off the lot he broke it doing donuts.

The weekend broke his by eating donuts.

Read more at TMZ.

She’s 56 and fabulous and so its no wonder the media wants to post these shots with big headlines, like Salma Poses Nude in Steamy Sauna Snap. She’s a knockout at any age.

She is also wearing five pounds of towels.

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Her team released a statement explaining why her worldwide Celebration tour is being postponed. “On Saturday, June 24, Madonna developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several-day stay in the ICU,” he wrote. “Her health is improving, however she is still under medical care. A full recovery is expected. At this time we will need to pause all commitments, which includes the tour. We will share more details with you as soon as we have them, including a new start date for the tour and for rescheduled shows.”

Oh shit. So that’s why she looks like that?

Read more at Variety.

“We know that we’re making something provocative and we are not shying away from that,” she said. “That’s something I knew I was setting out to do from the beginning. I was never interested in making something puritanical. It’s OK if this show isn’t for everyone and that’s fine — I think all the best art is [polarizing]. I’ve never felt more respected and more safe on a set, honestly. And I think the trust that we all built with each other, you and I [Sivan plays Xander], and [creator Sam Levinson] and I, and Abel and I, that can only make for a really safe-feeling set. So when it comes to the nudity and the risqué nature of the role, that to me was really intentional. That was really important to me and something that I was excited about doing. I’m not scared of it. I think we live in a highly sexualized world. I think that’s an interesting thing to explore.”

Hey you don’t have to defend them to me honey keep em coming.

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The artist formerly known as lil bow wow was asked why Rap songs aren’t hitting #1 lately. His response? “Stop putting out trash ass music. Everything sound alike, everything repetitive, same tempo. “I think people are starting to get tired of it, that’s why you don’t see nothing charting,” he explained. “Everything sounds the same, every girl wants to get a bag, get a rich ni–a… it’s time to shake the game up and get it back to what it needs to get back to, and that’s just the real essence of artistry, and real good music that’s gone last forever.”

The rest of us have said the same thing since 1986.

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