A construction crane standing 45 stories above the street burst into flames and partially collapsed onto a nearby high-rise in Manhattan Wednesday — in a wild scene that injured a dozen people and sent panicked New Yorkers scrambling for safety.

And by the time I got home…I forgot to tell my wife.

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But the only takeaway we need is, this country is batshit.

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Oh…you mean lies? You mean you lied aboiut two innocent women whose lives were upended by your ‘false statements;?

No shit. Way to make people go underground.

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Ron DeSantis’ presidential campaign fired a staffer who over the weekend promoted an online video that superimposed Nazi imagery over DeSantis’ face.

Surprised he didn’t make him VP.

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A homeowner sprayed a woman passing by his house with a water hose. Now he’s in jail.

Seems like a great way to get out of the heat.

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“One of the things I’m always asked is, ‘Why Americans have sort of lost faith for a while in being able to do big things?’ ‘If you could do anything at all, Joe, what would you do? I said I’d cure cancer,” he claimed. “They looked at me like, why cancer? Because no one thinks we can. That’s why, and we can. That’s why we ended cancer as we know it,” added Biden.

Hooray! Now can we get some people under the age of 100 in office?

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Designer weight loss drugs like Ozempic aren’t easy on the body and there are increasing numbers of reports of people whose stomachs are frozen from the drug leaving them unable to digest food, vomiting regularly.

Frozen is great for a daiquiri, bad for your stomach.

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A system of ocean currents that is incredible important to life on earth is headed for collapse, and we’re talking near future not distant future.

Hopefully that will put an end to all these rip tides.

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Why is Heinz ketchup Heinz 57 and why does the label say 57 varieties? People have a lot of guesses. 57 years, 57 recipes till they got it right, 57 seasonings. The answer is nothing. Mr Heinz picked a random number and liked the number 57.

Always thought it meant 57 chemicals.

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A flight leaving NYC heading for Guyana was turned around and sent back to NY because of a “disruptive passenger.” The passenger was mad that the flight attendant wouldn’t help him with his bag, so when the attendant asked what he wanted to drink, he called the attendant a waiter. The waiter– i mean flight attendant– said they’ll turn this plane around. And they did.

Whose flying this thing? My dad? #knockitoff #orilturnthiscararound

Would sky waiter have been better?

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The greatest living rock and roll front man is 80 and still on fire on stage.

He’s about the same age as Mitch McConnell.

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She was only 56 when she died, less than two years after the death of her son.

Has Joe Pesci apologized yet?

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Spacey wept as he was cleared of all charges after 12 hours and 26 minutes deliberation.

Looks like it’s time to do Seven 2

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This 2000 foot 3D ad in Dubai made it look like a godzilla sized barbie was attacking the city.

Mostly they were scared because they never saw blond hair before.

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Barbie’s opening weekend was $337M. That’s nearly 2x Oppenheimer’s $174M.

Warner Brother's insane ”Operation Barbie Summer” is a big part of that success.

These are 50 of the team's most amazing marketing stunts:

1. 3D ad in front of Burj Khalifapic.twitter.com/MJAUVSGSa5

— Aakash Gupta 🚀 Product Growth Guy (@aakashg0) July 25, 2023

Maybe you’re not exactly ghosted, but have you been benched? Are you a back up? Are you someone to keep around in case the starting lineup doesn’t show up?

You’ve been benched.

Remember when dating slang was so much more fun? We had side pieces…and felching.

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