Thursday July 13 Daily Links

THURSDAY 7.13
NEWS STORIES
Modesto Ends Cruising Ban
“Modesto’s city council on Tuesday unanimously voted to lift a ban on cruising that was imposed decades ago and anti-cruising signs will begin to start coming down this weekend”
This is like footloose for chicanos.
Ted Cruz Wants to Protect You From Your Air Fryer
The Senator is sponsoring a bill to prevent your mirror, your trashcan, your air fryer and your kitchen faucet from spying on you and he’s asking for unanimous support.
This is a guy consistently missing the big picture.
Ray Epps Sued Fox News for Defamation
Trump supporter Ray Epps was at the Capitol on January 6 but he didn’t enter the Capitol building and reportedly he was trying to talk down others who were trying to rush the building. But that didn’t stop Tucker Carlson from alleging that Ray Epps was not only one of the rioters, but actually incited the riot. Tucker Carlson repeatedly asserted that Epps was a secret FBI agent who orchestrated everything. Epps said these false claims has ruined his life, and put him and his family in danger. “Epps has suffered the single and indivisible injuries discussed previously, including but not limited to: being harassed and receiving death threats; forced to spend money to protect himself and his family; forced to give up his businesses and sell his home; forced to flee and live in isolation; and forced to face financial ruin, loss of income; loss of earning capacity loss of business and business opportunities; suffering, both mental and physical in nature; mental anguish; public humiliation; anxiety; loss of sleep; and loss of appetite.”
Tucker is living the American dream, constantly screwing his ex employer.
Now We Know Why Larry Nassar Got Stabbed This Week in Prison
Nassar has managed to survive without being stabbed in prison for years, until this week when an inmate stabbed him in the back and chest. His fellow inmate didn’t like that he said he wanted to watch Wimbledon so they could look at the girls.
Ok so that’s what puts you guys over the top?
Burger King Announces Burger Made of Cheese in Thailand
If you love BK but don’t like meat, you’re going to love this news. The “Real Cheeseburger” is a burger where the burger part is made out of nothing but cheese. 20 slices of cheese stack up for this beast, but its only available in Thailand.
So they released a grilled cheese sandwich?
Vice CoFounder Has Multimillion Deal With the Company
Shane Smith who co-founded Vice and now serves as executive chairman could get $8 million in salary more in bonuses and commissions under the terms of a five-year deal.
No wonder they’re bankrupt.
SPORTS
Dan Snyder Lost His Team Because of a Leak
Former Commanders owner Dan Snyder would still own the team if that email email Raiders coach Jon Gruden had sent him 10 years earlier hadn’t leaked.
He screwed up and made 6 billion.
Hard Knocks is Going to the Jets
Multiple media sources are reporting that this is a done deal, and its clearly the obvious choice.
Can’t wait to see the whole team on ayahuasca.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Brian Cox Complains About Millennials
Brian Cox bitched about the “shaming culture” of America during an interview with Piers Morgan. “Who are the arbiters of these — this shaming. And it’s very hard to pin them down. And it turns out it’s usually a bunch of millennials.”
What a shock an old man thinking the past is better than the present.
Anthony Carrigan Set to Play Superman Villain
Superman Legacy cast the “Barry” star as Mephisto.
Would rather see Nancy Kerrigan.
Nate Silver Sick Run at World Series of Poker Ends
Silver crushed it for 6 days of the tournament going out on Wednesday night but not before making it to the top 100 out of 1000.
Sorry no gold for Silver.
Kevin OLeary Blames Bidenomics For Small Business Troubles
Mr Wonderful aka Mr. Royalty Deal says Biden’s economic plan will only help the S&P 500 and that small businesses are going to suffer unintended consequences.
And for that reason he’s out.
Yellowstone-Verse Gets Nothing in 2023 Emmy Noms
Emmy nominations are out and guess whose not in them? All of Taylor Sheriden’s hot properties including Yellowstone, 1923, and Tulsa King.
Maybe think about hiring some writers?
Trailer Alert: The Retirement Plan Starring Nic Cage
Nic cage has no retirement plan.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Son of Billionaire Who Died on Titan Getting Some Flack on Socials
Hamish Hardings son blew up on social media when he announced that his dad was on the Titan which at that point had gone missing. He later went to a Blink 182 concert and did some flirting with an only fans model. Now he tweeted that he’s got millions to spare thanks to his inheritance but still can’t get laid and people are not loving that.
Someone should be reboot Arthur with this young man asap.
more stories coming soon
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Depressed? Even a Few Minutes of Light Exercise Can Help
A new study says that even just 20 minutes of exercise a day five days a week of moderate activity could help with depression.
So try walking to get your Blizzard next time.
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