Amid growing calls for action regarding the border crisis, Biden has announced he will visit the Southern border.

He asked if they can stop at the bar from Dusk till Dawn.

Read more at mediaite.

Pigs with damaged penises were able to achieve erection thanks to a new implant.

Major Tuddy is very excited.

Read more at gizmodo.

Mark your calendars, cause science geeks are saying you may even be able to see the E3 fly by with the naked eye.

Green tail? If your name is Superman, stay inside.

Read more at gizmodo.

All hail the mighty testical. If you’re a fan, head to Fredericksberg Texas this weekend for an event filled with music, entertainment, and lots of testicals. And yes even a petting zoo. You can get em fried, boiled sauteed, get them while they’re hot.

Its about time someone showed the balls a little love.

Read more at NarCity

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Bryan Kohberger’s traffic stop in Indiana was recorded by police and the video is now available to watch if you’re curious what a guy who may have murdered four innocent strangers looks and talks like. He also kept bringing up a mass shooting to the cop for some reason.

Something about this guy doesn’t sit right.

Read more at TMZ

A couple is taking heat for sharing their system to make sure they have a good seatmate in their row when taking Southwest airlines. They spread out leaving only the middle seat open until they spot someone they like, and then they move over and offer the good seat to the person they picked.

It’s also a great way to meet hot chicks.

Read more at NY Post.

ESPN’s Cole Harvey said Damar’s team told him that doctors saw promising readings overnight, and progress appears to be made. Hamlin continues to be sedated and in the ICU at Cincinnati Medical Center.

His team doctor says he could be ready to play this weekend.

Read more at NY Post.

He said in a news conference that he’s excited to be playing in South Africa. But its Saudi Arabia that is giving him $200 mill to join their team.

He’s going to be very disappointed when he finds out he’s not getting any blood diamonds.

Read more at barstool

Saudi Arabia really just paid Cristiano Ronaldo $200m to say he's excited to play in 'South Africa' 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/wGegzyphE5

— JAKE BUCKLEY 🇦🇺 (@TheMasterBucks) January 3, 2023

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Leonard Whiting and Olivia Hussey were 16 and 15 when the movie was filmed. Now they are are suing Paramount for sexually exploiting children because of a nude scene. They are seeking damages in excess of $500 million.

Aren’t they both in their seventies now?

Read more at Buzzfeed News

Suicide is suspected in the death of James “Buster” Corley, one of the founders of the arcade game based bar and restaurant chain.

Hope he left all his win tickets to charity

Read more at CNN

Cohen was complaining about the celebrity death tiktok prank, particularly because he’s been a frequent target. In the prank, young people film their parents reaction while they pretend to be reading news of the death of a beloved celeb. Consider Cohen not amused. “So let me be clear: Don’t make, distribute or tag me in any f–king,” he said before gasping and covering his mouth.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy. Fucking kids are watching.

Read more at PageSix.

He appealed to the Academy not to nominate Ryan Reynolds for best song this year. “Now Ryan Reynolds getting a nomination in the best song category would make the next year of my life insufferable.” He added, “So just to recap — love ‘Spirited,’ love Will, love Octavia [Spencer], love the song, ‘Good Afternoon,’ love Benj [Pasek] and Justin [Paul], but please, please from the bottom of my heart — do not validate Ryan Reynolds in this way, please.”

Hugh you got nothing to worry about.

Read more at pagesix.

But don’t get me wrong … pic.twitter.com/8ymOYUOq9m

— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) January 4, 2023

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Answers varied from having grass, to having more than one game console, or a built in basketball hoop, but almost all of the answers seem like garbage now.

Where does having an above ground pool rank?

Blog Topic … responses help.

What were some simple things you thought made people seem rich when you were a kid ?

ie- grass in your yard, ice dispenser in fridge etc.

It's likely this exercise will be extremely varied in answers depending on upbringing

— Rico Bo$co (@Return_Of_RB) January 4, 2023

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