German outlet DW News did a man on the street segment asking random strollers what they thought of the video. The German citizens all thought this was an uncomfortable if not dangerous gesture.

So they’re not going with the autistic angle?

Read more at mediaite.

First Responders have been offered two free nights at the famous Chateau Marmont. Within 45 minutes of the announcement, some 1,400 applicants lined up for the hotel’s eight cottages, which are being distributed on a first-come basis.

No beverage.

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This weekend Saquon could break John Riggins’ record for rushing yards in a single postseason.

Sports has more microstats than science.

Read more at nbcsports.

The Jets have decided on their new head coach, and they’ve hired former Jets player Aaron Glenn. Glenn was the Jets’ first-round draft choice in 1994 and went on to play eight seasons for the team. His last job was with the Lions as their defensive coordinator.

I’m sure he’s going to really enjoy his 16 months with the Jets.

Read more at nypost.

“”If I was a crack dealer, maybe if I broke in the capital or even have been related to the Bidens[,] I might have gotten some relief on being in prison innocent,” he said about his lack of a pardon.

It’s not like you broke into the capitol dude.

Read more at huffpost.

George Clinton, The Doobie Brothers, Mike Love and more get into Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Has anyone ever written a song about the songwriters hall of fame?

Read more at apnews.

“I wouldn’t have missed the honor of playing this event whether my microphone, guitar and monitors worked or not,” he said.

Never saw anyone dressed like him who wasn’t pulling a mule behind him.

Read more at billboard.com.

On the podcast Call Her Daddy, Schumer confessed that she’s never had a penetration orgasm. “It’s a scary thing to say out loud,” she admitted. “It’s scary because nobody talks about it because we’re all, like, getting an Oscar.” But her vibrator nails it.

And neither have the guys.

Read more at pagesix.

In ‘Never: The Autobiography,’ the pop star opens up about the family abuse he witnessed as a child, his near-instant rise to superstardom and life as a dad

This is a real feel good memoir.

Read more at people.

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A Cuban man who goes by the name Super Mario loved a cruise he took so much that he has spent 24 years on the same Royal Caribbean Ship, and taken 1000 cruises.

1000 cruises? That sounds 1000 times worse than one cruise.

Read more at metro.co.uk.