Wow Kenny Powers is Real

Get new business cards that say former-teacher.

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Teacher tells students being fat is their own fault and they need to have self accountability pic.twitter.com/Nrj7tfvTnJ

— 🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸 (@Travis_in_Flint) February 21, 2023

The 911 Call For the Woman Killed By an Alligator is Horrific

As if it wasn’t awful enough finding out an 85 year old woman was killed by an alligator in Florida while trying to save her dog, now we have the audio from the 911 call. The caller narrates every moment of the scene in all its awful detail.

Thanks DeSantis. Thought you were cleaning up crime.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/22/florida-alligator-attack-elderly-woman-pond-911-audio/

Fox News host Harris Faulkner is upset that Lego people will have disabilities including having a figure with a missing leg. “Lego is going woke. The company unveiling a range of new characters in the effort to be more inclusive. Lego says the new characters will promote diversity and understanding.”

Relax. Every kid’s toy ends up with one leg sooner or later.

Read more at huffpo

Top Democrats are starting to think about a back up plan, as they are seeing some signs that Biden may not run for re-election.

Run? We’re lucky he can walk.

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Some white boys don’t like the play “Parade” so they showed up at the show’s opening night to protest. The show is about Leo Frank, a Jewish man lynched in 1915 after he was wrongfully convicted of raping and murdering a 13-year-old girl in Georgia. Outside a man in a skull mask shouted “You’re paying $300 to go fucking worship a pedophile.”

We’re finally getting neo nazis back into the theater.

Read more at Vice.

No paper towels in sight, but Trump did show up in Ohio to offer help to residents dealing with the toxic chemical spill, offering Trump Water. “We’re bringing thousands of bottle[s] of water. Trump water, actually, most of it. Uh, some of it we had to go to a much lesser quality water. You want to get those Trump bottles, I think more than anybody else. But we’re bringing a lot of water – thousands of bottles and we have it in trucks and we brought some on my plane today. But to that end, I’m pleased to announce that we’ve helped coordinate the delivery of the water and bottled water, as well as the tractor-trailers full of it. We have big tractor-trailers full of water. I think you’re gonna have plenty of water for a long time maybe.

Don’t drink that water, it’s a collectors item.

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They’re calling the new Assistant Head Coach for the Panters Lloyd Christmas because of his haircut. Dom Capers is being laughed at for what they’re calling a Dumb and Dumber haircut.

He’s 72. Leave him and his bangs alone.

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Internet Rips New Panthers Assistant Coach For Unique Hairstyle: 'For a Lloyd Christmas Cosplay, It Ain't Bad' https://t.co/dbJt0zDxr0

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) February 22, 2023

Conor Benn was cleared of charges that he was using performance enhancing drugs this week. An investigation found that his assertion that the positive drug test was the result of eating a fuckload of eggs was plausible.

Luckily he wasn’t tested for bacon.

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The Leopards took on the Herobears in the T1 league when an elbow to the face set off a giant brawl.

Dwight Howard had to go to Taiwan before he could get some press.

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Remember when someone left a Starbucks cup in a scene of Game of Thrones? Well HBO viewers caught another mistake that was missed, this time in the hit show The Last of Us. The show is about two survivors of a massive plague, and in a scene where they are traveling alone in unpopulated territory, several members of the crew can be seen in the shot. Fans wasted no time in posting the screen shots.

I can’t believe they found crew members alive!

Read more at Esquire

Brilliant episode. Something you might want to fix and reupload though. You can see the film crew in this shot. pic.twitter.com/GZ9Pp6AknL

— Scott T. Jones Guitarist/Composer (@stjguitarist) February 20, 2023

Cross says he auditioned for Walter White, and was a serious contender. He also could have been “House” based on a series of auditions.

Who the fuck robbed us of these amazing opportunities?

Klum and her man celebrated four years with a nuzzle, a kiss, some cake and a naked couple photo.

Wow. Seal looks different.

Read more at Hollywood Life

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The man who gunned down hip hop artist and entrepreneur Nipsey Hussle got 60 years in jail for the 2019 murder.

Meanwhile Nipsey Russel’s killer was diabetes.

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Daddy issues kept Kate from pursuing her dream of a music career. Her famous musican dad, Bill Hudson, was too intimidating. But she’s moved past all that and plans to release her first album. ‘Earlier on in my career, I thought I would definitely do music, but then Almost Famous happened,’ But later on I kind of rejected it because I was like, “You know what?” As you do when you’re dealing with daddy issues,’ she continued. ‘I don’t want to connect to that part because that’s my dad. That’s all dad.
Your dads success kept you out of the business? You’re not a nepo baby you’re a open ybab.

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David Harbour says its time for the cast of Stranger Things to leave the nest and do other things after nine years of working together.

Every musician with an 80’s hit hopes you’re wrong.

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Marvel movies are failing. Ant Man was weak, Dr. Strange disappointed. Thor wasn’t a hit. And people are starting to blame the multiverse concept for moving things in the wrong direction.

Somewhere in another universe these movies are crushing it.

Read more at NY Post

Get this kid an NIL deal.

There’s no better way to inform the students of a snow day than at the end of a big boys basketball win. Way to go, Dr. Lusk!

Sophomore broadcaster Aiden Lynch with the call of the century on the live broadcast! 😂👏

Stay safe tomorrow, Hawkeyes! pic.twitter.com/azAiZbp57t

— Zach Harig (@zach_harig) February 22, 2023

So that’s a lot of guys with two girlfriends.

Read more at The Hill