Thursday December 17: Daily Links
THURSDAY 12.17
NEWS STORIES
Andrew Yang Is Gonna Run For NYC Mayort
Andrew Yang is preparing to make a mayoral run in New York City. He’s planning to announce his bid in mid January. Can’t wait to see Yang gang go toe to toe with Max Rose-ites.
In June Pence Wrote an Op Ed Claiming There’s No Coronavirus Second Wave and That Media Panic Was Overblown
Big Mike Pence. Tried to let is know that Covid was over back in June. He’s been the head of the White House corona virus task force.
What’s the opposite of Nostradamus? Oh yeah, Pence.
Want to see a Billionaire's Penthouse!?
It’s nice to be rich and live in the sky like a Greek God staring down on the peasants.
Can still get the rona up there!
Florida Man Bitten by Shark, Walks it Off
Gotta love the Florida Man. They don’t wear masks and they don’t let a shark bite ruin their day.
Bit by two gators on the walk home, so what.
Chris Christie Releases PSA Urging Everyone To Wear A Mask
Chris Christie’s original PSA idea was to start saying he’s Stronger Than The Virus but he was talked out of it.
SPORTS
Todd Gurley Recovers Phone From The Toilet After Taking A Dump
Atlanta Falcons running back Todd Gurley revealed on social media that he dropped his phone in the toilet moments after taking a dump. But rather than buy a new phone, the NFL star said flushed it out, sprayed it with ‘Mrs Meyer cleaner’ and went about his day. That’s a pretty hardcore way to ask for an iPhone endorsement.
ENTERTAINMENT
Five People Quit Mission Impossible Shoot After Another Cruise Meltdown
Tom Cruise lost his shit again on the set of Mission Impossible after audio of his first meltdown was leaked and now five crew members have quit. It’s also come out that the first incident was over people on set not standing 6 feet apart from each other. They must not want to single handedly save Hollywood. Losers.
Elon Musk Tweets a Complaint that New Gender Pronouns Protocols are an “Esthetic Nightmare”
Just a quick reminder, this is the guy who named his baby X Æ A-12.
I absolutely support trans, but all these pronouns are an esthetic nightmare
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2020
Oliver Stone Says He Took The Russian Vaccine
Oliver Stone is saying he’s taken the Russian Covid vaccine, even though he’s ten years older than the recommended maximum age to receive it. Wait till he finds out he was just injected with 90 proof vodka.
Cameo CEO Outs How Much The Soup Nazi Is Making On Their Platform
During a podcast appearance, the CEO of Cameo let slip that the actor who played the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld was making six figures on the site. The Soup Nazi was not happy about this saying that he’s being hit up for money constantly now. If the Soup Nazi is doing this well, Crazy Joe Davola would make a killing.
Britney Gets The Rachel Haircut
Britney Spears went on Instagram to show off her new ‘Rachel’ haircut, popularized by Jennifer Aniston. Her boyfriend, Sam Asghari plans on getting the haircut made famous by Kid N’ Play in the House Party movies.
Disney Says No Johnny Depp
Disney blocked Johnny Depp from Making a Cameo in the Next Pirates of the Caribbean movie, based on all the drama in his disaster of a personal life, including his multiple litigations in 2020.
To be fair nothing could be on more brand for pirates than being a booze hound who roughs up women.
GOING VIRAL
Little Bro Breaks Down What A Fuckin Lockdown Is
Get this kid a YouTube channel immediately so he can explain to everyone how they should be acting.
Behold a masterpiece. I don’t know who this kid is or who posted it. My friend sent it to me and sent it was posted somewhere(thanks friend) so whomever this is I would love to give them credit or tell me to take it down. This kid is my hero. Enjoy the delightful profanity. pic.twitter.com/7lcEgmC7aV
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) December 16, 2020
TRENDING
You Can No Longer Call Anyone Virgin, Incel Or Simp On Twitch
Twitch’s new terms of service are stating you can no longer call people a virgin, a simp or an incel, or that will violate these new rules. They haven’t said anything about cuck yet so there are still options out there.
Cali Influencer Denies Lying About Kidnapping
Internet skeptiks doubt the story of mom/influencer who say someone tried to kidnap her kids. Karen Sorensen (@motherhoodessentials) had claimed on Instagram to her followers that a couple tried to kidnap her kids from a Michaels store. That video went viral. Soon after Police said there were inconsistencies between what Karen told them, and what she shared in the video. Police reports said Karen complained that she was being followed by a couple who made comments about the appearance of her children. Not enough to amount to a crime.
We’ll just wait to decide the real truth once we watch the based on the true crime Lifetime movie.
Katie Sorensen says strangers tried to kidnap her kids outside the Petaluma @MichaelsStores after following them around inside. Her @instagram video (partial here) has hit 2M views. @petaluma_police investigating. She & @PollyDad speak out to @KTVU 5:15, 6:15, 7:30 p.m. pic.twitter.com/cG0wnm2JgQ
— Henry K. Lee (@henrykleeKTVU) December 15, 2020
Katie Sorensen says strangers tried to kidnap her kids outside the Petaluma @MichaelsStores after following them around inside. Her @instagram videos https://t.co/EJOakaAPfE have hit 2M views. @petaluma_police investigating. She & @PollyDad speak out pic.twitter.com/j4Qt7hYmue
— Henry K. Lee (@henrykleeKTVU) December 15, 2020
Here's the links to her Instagram videos
VIDEO 1: https://t.co/ycMSCoo2h2
VIDEO 2: https://t.co/CSdJbIYERI— Henry K. Lee (@henrykleeKTVU) December 15, 2020
Why Is Oreo Forever Releasing New Limited Edition Flavors?
The short answer? Because the world needs Lady Gaga flavored Oreo.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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